I-pods.

The people of Konohagakure had such technology as an I-pod.

A raven-haired male, was seat at the base of a tree. Two white cords came out from his ears and down to the black device in his hands. His eyes closed shut, head bobbing bit by bit. Right now, he was in his "emo" phase of the day. Later on it would change to happy, than some other emotion that he couldn't describe. Hatred, love, angst, who knows?

A light rustle of the leaves above him, and the sun changing it's location. Taking away his shade, his precious, precious shade. Eyes open, peering out at the world. No one was around. Not even a simple fangirl was spying on him. Waiting to glomp him at the right moment. The village seemed to empty.

But there were people around, just they were not seen by the Uchiha. Was he blind? No. Never.

He heaved up, out from his comfortable sitting position. To look for a new place to go, but his mood was changing. He was beginning to feel something unknown. Something….like…..beauty? He always felt that. Pride? No, that wasn't it.

He continued to search for the word as he wandered around. He neared a very sunny spot, he no longer wanted to be in the shade. He wanted to be out there.

"SASUKE! I just added something to my Sexy Jutsu!" A blonde haired and blue eyes, boy exclaimed. Running towards him of course. "I call her my Sexy Yummy Jutsu, because not only is she sexy, she has yummy desserts with her."

That was it. Sasuke felt,….yummy. He felt delicious. Like everyone just wanted a taste of him. HE WAS THE ICON OF SEXINESS!!!!

"I'm feeling yummy head to toe. Ain't got no patience so lets go. Look, I'm diet drama, wanna spend the night?" All of this context was aimed towards Naruto. Not just because he was the only person around Sasuke at that moment, well actually it sort of was.

He continued, "Don't bring pajamas, man there's so much heat beneath these clothes. Walk in this place, they know my face. Encore, sophomore, only one solo I swore. Big mouth, applause , oh please one more. Wanna here it before I say naw. Let me check my itinerary. Ummm right, presto, skin tight. Escaped and risked my life. For what? So I can watch them bite."

Sasuke backed Naruto against a tree. Naruto gave him strange looks. But got into the mood, so Sasuke proceeded with the sexy rant. "Only one Sasuke you can find like this, I mean blow your mind like this. Your key won't shine like this, if it's your than you know it won't wind like this."

A crowd gathered round, they didn't stop them. Not even Sasuke's fangirls who would give anything to be in the position that Naruto was in. "I'm feeling yummy head to toe. Ain't got no patience so lets go. Look, I'm diet drama, wanna spend the night? Don't bring pajamas, man there's so much heat beneath the clothes." Sasuke popped his collar and his body rubbed against Naruto's. Boy was this getting good.

"I know you've been waiting, but I've been out making babies and like a chef making donuts and pastries. It's time to make you sweat. Sex and sugar is the flavor, ovens and beaters and graters. Beats made of bongos and shakers. It's time to make you sweat."

Finally one of the audience had had enough. A young woman of the name Ino Yamanaka. "OKAY! That's enough. Naruto get away from Sasuke!" Bottles and whatever else was around were thrown at her.

"Shut up Ino, this is sexy!" Sakura stated, nods could be seen behind her. The whole village agreed that this was super sexy.

Jiraiya ran out of the crowd, "I should write a book about this!"

Kakashi jumped down from a tree and hugged Jiraiya, "That would be so cool! I love your books!"

Jiraiya patted Kakashi's head, wiggled himself from the mans grip and left without a word.

But, the sun went down. The village went….quiet. Naruto disappeared. Everything around Sasuke disappeared. He was alone in a dark nothingness. His love, his hate, his feelings were mute. He tried to speak, but there was nothing. No air, no space, no time to think. He gasped for air, "Someone help me!" He shrieked. No sound. He clutched his throat, fingernails ran deep. His skin coming off. Sasuke peeled himself into muscles. What was happening to him? Where was his skin? Where was his I-pod, where was his Naruto?

Wait, Naruto wasn't his.

A flicker of light. A pinch. A voice. Warmth.

His eyes opened and adjusted to the bright light. He felt something around him, and pink hair. "Sakura get off me."

She moved back and smiled, so happy that he was alright. "Oh Sasuke! Your okay. Naruto said he saw you here and I just wanted to give you some sweets, but when I found you, you were like this and wouldn't wake up."

"I hate sweets." He responded in return to her concern. He pushed her away and stood. It was all a dream. A dream he partly wanted to come true. He wished Naruto felt the same way, that he had dreams about him. But alas, he didn't think so. His blue eyes always found him as a rival. Sasuke felt the same, but he had more than that one feeling.

But what he didn't know, is that Naruto had dreams like that too. He just wanted Sasuke to look at him.

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The idea for this came to me by listening to a song. Yummy by Gwen Stefani. What Sasuke is saying, it actually lyrics to the song. There is going to be another chapter, maybe two more chapters. I don't know, but the next chapter is about Naruto. It's from his point of view. And of course it will have a different name.