It's been forever since I've updated. I'm so sorry. But FINALLY I have gotten off my sorry butt and written another chapter for you before school starts. I'm not sure if I mentioned this before, but this is not the last chapter. I have decided to make one more. It will be a big finale with everyone (mostly Sasuke and Naruto though). So hope your happy about this sudden change and enjoy this chapter.

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Oh happy days.

No rain, only sun. No sorrow or pain, only happiness and cheerful rants about summer.

The mission a success, there wasn't usually quarrels between teammates, and all seemed calm. Though it seemed that there was something going on between the Uchiha and Uzumaki, but no one could figure it out. Countless fangirls who were just "checking" on Sasuke-kun at night saw him leave, but to where? One quiet girl even revealed that she had seen him with a blonde racing through the city, windows down in the back of yellow checkered cars.

Who was this blonde? Who had their horrid little finger wrapped around on the fangirls' Sasuke-kun?

Blonde…hhhmmmm…..Ino? No she definitely wasn't his type.

Tsunade? She's not a pedophile like some people, KAKASHI! No, I'm just kidding. OROCHIMARU! Ehm..

Deidara? He hadn't even set foot inside the village hidden in the leaves yet.

This puzzled them. Did anyone else have blonde hair?

Naruto, but Sasuke disliked him. They were rivals. They always fought. There was that one time when Naruto "accidentally" kissed Sasuke but that has nothing to do with this. Haruno Sakura head of the fangirls of Sasuke Association devised a plan to stalk ehm,…follow Sasuke to find out this hidden lover.

Pitch black. A ninja hidden in disguise, in a bush. He mustered himself the courage to leave his home once again. His hair and eyes as dark as night and his love as bright as day. He stopped in the middle of a deserted street. No one lived on this street but the one ninja himself. This was the Uchiha complex. Lonesome.

Brighter than the sun itself crept down to the door and knocked the secret knock. It sounded a bit like it's a small world. Oh he couldn't wait to go to Disneyworld with Sasuke-kun, it was gonna be so fun!

FOCUS!

He slipped through a small crack in the door and rushed to him.

Guitar solo.

"I wrote a goodbye note in lipstick on your arm when you passed out. I couldn't bring myself to call, except to call it quits." Pitch black hair boy, SASUKE, sang. He inturn ran to his partner and they joined hands; holding each tight. "Best friends ex-friends till the end better off as lovers and not the other way around." Naruto led Sasuke to a checkered car, the blonde in the drivers seat and the raven-hair in passenger. He started the car up and they proceeded to drive. "Racing through the city windows down, in the back of yellow checkered cars."

While the car still went they jumped out. Landing perfectly on their feet. Naruto leaned forward, "You're wrong."

Uchiha now leaned forward as the other leaned back, "Are we all wrong?"

Uzumaki leaned forward in return, Sasuke leaning back, "You're wrong."

Sasuke did as before, and so did Naruto. "Are we all wrong?"

Naruto took his blue eyes off Sasuke and pointed to the city, "This city says…"

"Come hell or high water." The ebony eyed one sang, now it was the others turn

"Well I'm feeling hot and wet." Naruto jumped into Sasuke's arms and they peered into each other's soul as Sasuke echoed. "I can't commit to a thing be it heart or hospital."

He dropped Naruto and a change of scene came. Naruto wore a black tuxedo and Sasuke wore….a white….dress…….They stood at an alter, and sung. "Best friends ex-friends till the end better off as lovers and not the other way around."

Now they were in a yellow checkered limo, cans dragging from the bumpers. The couple sat on the roof, hold a sign that read 'Just married'. "Racing through the city windows down, in the back of yellow checkered cars."

Different scenery. Naruto with curlers in his hair, and Sasuke holding a baby as the fought. "You're wrong." Rang Naruto's voice.

"Are we all wrong?" Sasuke sang in reply.

"You're wrong."

"Are we all wrong?"

Ino grabbed a bang and hurled. Sakura sat next to her with eyes twitching. Fangirls around them had fainted or killed themselves. Man was this odd.

Now they were in black, dancing on graves. "The tombstones were waiting, they were half-engraved. They knew it was over, just didn't know the date!"

"Hey that's my name!" Ino pointed out in pure horror. "My name is there too!" Sakura chimed in, "HEY OUR NAMES ARE THERE TOO!" The other girls rang, what the hell was going on?

Though they had no time to issue out the severe pain on Naruto that they felt for the scene was over. Sasuke lay in a bed, Naruto by his side; gripping his hand tight. "I cast a spell over the west to make you think of me the same way I think of you. This is a love song in my own way, happily ever after below the waist." Naruto jumped into the bed after Sasuke.

They were……

"HOLY SHIT!" The group screamed. This was just too much, their little eyes were burning. Dying a death of jealous rage. They could not see, so tore off their ears to not hear the cursed sins performed infront of them. They're insane hearts pumping faster to get blood to places of mass murder. Each lay dead eyes and ears missing and thrown around.

An evil cackle, no more fangirls.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Red hot mess, bodies, the nightmare. It wasn't fair, it wasn't fair! Mother, father, auntie, uncle. Why? Why did he do this?

He was hot and wet, sticky sweat poured down his temple and dripped onto his chest. The sun next to him. He was safe with him. The blonde turned and sat up, "You okay?" He asked, the boy had clearly woken him up. Sasuke nodded, "Yeah Naruto I'm fine, go back to sleep."

They lay back down, facing each other, eyes closed.

Had they really killed all those fangirls? Well they'll now soon enough.

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NO FANGIRL WAS KILLED IN THE MAKING OF THIS STORY.

Now that we got that clear, I hope you liked it. If you have a bad memory there is another chapter. The song in this chapter is called Bang the Doldrums by Fall Out Boy. I made a dance for this song, but I couldn't describe it well enough for Sasuke and Naruto to perform, so they didn't. If you have the kind of mind that I do, you can think of what happened between them to kill the fangirls. Anyway, this chapter was longer! Yay! So happy. The song actually goes on longer, but then my story would have been way to long. So long, farewell. Please review.