CHAPTER 6 SUNDAY
Zoe was at her house and was reading her book when the phone rang.
RING! RING!
"Hello?" Zoe said when she picked up her phone
"Zoe, it's me Kouichi. I just wanted to tell you we are all meeting at the mall today" Kouichi answered
"Will Marissa and J.P be there?" Zoe asked
"Only Marissa, I gave J.P the address to a chocolate factory. He will take a while…" Kouichi grinned
"Excellent! Well, see ya!" Zoe said happily and hung up
I better hurry! Zoe thought and ran out her room. She ran downstairs and started putting on her shoes when she realized she forgot something.
Zoe ran all the way back to her room and grabbed a mega phone in her closet.
"I will need this" Zoe laughed evilly and ran to the mall that was ten blocks away.
…Zoe is at the mall now! Yay! Hey, I can choose when I want to skip some parts!!!
"Zoe you finally made it" Kouichi said
"Yeah, but boy am I tired! I ran all the way here" Zoe panted
"What's the mega phone for?" Takuya asked
"Remember the water park?" Zoe said mischievously
"Yeah"
"Well I just want to enhance that experience for Marissa" Zoe smirked
"Nice!" Koji said and high fived Zoe
"Speaking of the devil…Here comes Marissa now" Takuya whispered to the group
Marissa came out of a stretch limo and strutted towards them with a brand new designer outfit she just got.
"So, where's my J.P-kinz?" Marissa said as she removed her sunglasses
"Oh J.P is going to catch up with us in an hour or so" Kouichi said
"And why do y-ou have a m-mega phone?" Marissa said worriedly as she pointed at Zoe
"OH NO REASON! I JUST FELT LIKE TALKING THROUGH THIS FOR MOST OF THE TIME!!!!!!!" Zoe yelled in the mega phone
"BY THE WAY, HAVE YOU GAINED WEIGHT?????"
"N-no, I haven't. Can we PLEASE get over the fat jokes now?" Marissa sighed
"NOPE!" Zoe sang
"Ugh! Whatever let's hurry up and get this over with!" Marissa complained and began strutting into the mall.
"Brat…" Koji muttered
"TELL ME ABOUT IT!!!!" Zoe yelled
"Must you always yell in that?" Kouichi complained
"IT'S MY DUTY!" Zoe smiled
The entire gang then followed
Marissa in the mall. They were still on the "ANNOY MARISSA"
plan…
"Okay, so what are we going to do?" Marissa asked,
slightly annoyed
"Why don't you buy clothes, and we all compliment you on how good you look!" Kouichi thought aloud
"Are you an idiot" Koji whispered furiously to his brother
"Trust me" Kouichi whispered back
"Okay! Follow me!!" Marissa snapped her fingers and began walking to the nearest clothes store. She began to rummage through some clothes and picked THIRTY outfits to try on.
"I'll be right back. You guys BETTER review the outfits I wear!" Marissa said rudely and went into the dressing room. Everyone else sat down in the sofa's that were right in front of the dressing room.
"Good job Kouichi…Now we have to go through THIS!" Koji cried
"Just wait. Oh and Zoe…" Kouichi said and turned to the blonde "I want you to insult Marissa as much as possible and tell her how fat she is"
"No problem!" Zoe smiled (She turned off her mega phone right now)
Marissa then walked out in a cute outfit that you readers can imagine!
"Well…What do you think?" Marissa smiled as she began posing
Zoe then turned on her mega phone (uh oh!) "YOU LOOK FAAATTT!!!!"
People in the shop began to stare at Zoe and Marissa
"Uh, no I don't!" Marissa blushed
"YEAH YOU DO!! I MEAN REALLY, YOU NEED TO START SHOPPING FOR LARGER SIZES THAN THAT! WHAT IS THAT SIZE ANYWAY??? IT MUST BE XL…"
"Told you this would work, now sit back and watch the show" Kouichi whispered to Koji and Takuya
"This is extra small for your information! I have a very small figure you know!" Marissa said as a matter of fact-ly
"THINK WHAT YOU WANT. BUT YOU WILL ALWAYS BE THE CHUBBY FATSO I KNOW YOU ARE!" Zoe sang
"Well….Let's see what you think with my OTHER outfits!" Marissa said angrily and turned for the dressing room
"YEAH HAVE FUN WITH THAT FAT-ZILLA" Zoe scoffed. The boys couldn't help but start laughing hysterically…
OUTFIT 1:
"YOU LOOK TO FAT"
OUTFIT 2:
"EVER HEARD OF JENNY CRAIG?"
OUTFIT 3:
"I'VE SEEN SUMO WRESTLERS SKINNIER THAN YOU"
OUTFIT 4:
"SOMEONE NEEDS TO
LAY OFF THE CHEESEBURGERS…"
OUTFIT 5:
"I THINK FOR CHRISTMAS I'LL GIVE YOU AN ALL ACCESS PASS TO THE GYM. YOU NEED IT"
OUTFIT 6:
"JOIN A FAT CAMP. PLEEAAASSEEEE"
OUTFIT 7:
"YOU. ARE. FAT."
OUTFIT 8:
"CHUBBY WUBBY KINZ, FAT ZILLA, CHUNKY IN THE TRUNKY, YUP! THOSE ARE SOME GREAT NICKNAMES FOR YOU!"
OUTFIT 9:
"FAT"
OUTFIT 10:
"I THINK YOU KNOW MY OPINION WOMAN, I THINK YOU'RE FAT"
"Oh that's it! We are DONE trying out outfits for me!" Marissa screamed in anger
"THEN LET'S GO FAT-SO!" Zoe shouted and headed out the store
Takuya, Kouichi, and Koji couldn't help but stifle some giggles after what they just saw.
"ugh!" Marissa said and followed them out the door
They were walking around the mall aimlessly until Zoe thought of an idea. She waited until they were at the busiest area of the mall.
"HEY MARISSA! YOU INSPIRED ME TO WRITE A SONG ABOUT YOU" Zoe said as she turned to Marissa in the middle of the mall
"Oh I'm flattered! Please sing it, IN FRONT OF EVERYONE!" Marissa said and brushed back her hair
"OH MARISSA! YOU'RE SO PRETTY AND GLAMOROUS!"
"Oh this song describes me soo much!" Marissa gushed
"TOO BAD YOU'RE FAT! IT'S
SO HIDEOUS!!!"
"Oh yeah, that soo describes you Marissa!"
Takuya laughed
"YOU'RE SO DARN BIG! AND CHUNKY TOO!!!"
People in the mall began to stare at Zoe pointing at Marissa while she was singing…
"HERE'S AN EQUATION! FAT = YOU!"
People began to laugh and Marissa was blushing in embarrassment…
"OOOHHH, YOU FATTY MARISSA!!!!" Zoe ended the song
The bystanders began applauding and laughing so hard.
"THANKS! AND REMEMBER, THIS SONG WAS INSPIRED BY MARISSA!!!" Zoe shouted and pointed at Marissa
"What have you done!?!? I'm a laughing stalk!" Marissa cried
"You stay together with J.P, and you are going to see this. 24/7." Zoe hissed away from the mega phone
"Oh that's it! It is payback time for you and your friends!" Marissa glared at each and every one of them and ran off…
CHAPTER 5 = DONE
Lol, YOU BETTER REVIEW!!!! YOU BETTER!!!!!
Sorry Takuya, Kouichi, and Koji weren't that involved. I just liked the fat jokes and thought they needed to be involved…Oh and sorry if any of you people out there took the fat jokes seriously. Zoe was just messing with Marissa, and Marissa is actually really skinny…
~Ambiekinz =]
