Gus walked into the office and immediately dropped his groceries.
"Uhh, Shawn why are you sitting naked on the carpet?"
"Because I didn't know that the capital of Burkina Faso is Ouagadougou." Shawn said matter-of-factly as he sipped his grape Crush and set it on the coffee table.
"Right. And Lassiter, why are you in you boxers?"
Lassiter grumbled, "I don't know a lot about Russian classical composers. But I got every history question right!"
"That's swell. Shawn, can I talk to you privately in the kitchen please?"
As soon as they were in the next room, Gus whisper-yelled, "What the hell, Shawn?"
"Strip Trivial Pursuit, Gus."
"I can see that. But number 1, I have asked you repeatedly to use a coaster. Drinks do not go directly on the coffee table. Number 2, if you are going to be naked on the floor, at least put down a blanket or something! I'm the one who does the cleaning around here, so show the carpet some respect! And number 3, you know perfectly well that you spent 4 months as the boot-tester at a footwear factory in Ouagadougou."
"Yeah, but Lassie doesn't know that," Shawn said as he skipped back into the main office.
"I mean it Shawn!" Gus yelled after him. "Coasters!"
Written for comment_fic on Livejournal
Prompt was Shawn/Carlton, strip Trivial Pursuit