Omg! It's been so fucking long! I am SO sorry for the lateness! I have excuses that you probably don't want to hear, so I'll tell you anyways. I usually write almost a full chapter before my computer goes all hormonal and shuts off. That's happened FOUR times. Then I've had some family problems at home and I've pretty much just forgot. I'm sorry.

Disclaimer: I own nothing that has to do with Harry Potter…I wish I did though. But I do own my cat in the next room, and the Pepsi cans in front of me.

"Anger is one letter short of danger."- Unknown Author.

"Jay Jay?" Helle asked as we walked down the hall together. We were going to Transfiguration.

"Yes?" I said, sighing. She's all about the questions today.

"Why do you hang out with Slytherins?"

"Because I like them?"

"…Why?"

"Because they're cool?"

"Whatever…"

I rolled my eyes. Humming to myself, I strolled into the Transfiguration room and grinned wickedly. Sitting next to Lily, I nudged her and pointed at Severus Snape, who was bent over a book.

"Let's sit with him!" I insisted, grinning. She looked at me like I had two heads.

"Are you kidding me?! We'd be killed before we even got close!" She burst. I pouted and sat back in my seat.

"Party pooper…" I mumbled, just as the Mauraders walked in. They threw glares at me before sitting down near Helle and her newest partner in crime, Katy.

"They still hate you?! It's been almost a week!" Lily said, sounding shocked. I nodded solemnly.

"They're back to liking you because of James. But I've made the utmost betrayal by hanging out with Passer and whatnot." I said airily, waving my hand around. Lily giggled.

"I heard you guys were caught in a broom closet together?" she questioned, wiggling her eyebrows. I blushed a thousand shades of red.

"Detention for the next two Saturdays," I murmured, glancing down at my folded hands. She erupted in laughter.

"Attention class! Attention!" McGonagall boomed from the front of the room. I sighed before facing her. "Today, I've decided we will be learning about Animagi."

A loud cheer was heard and I smiled. About time.

"I've been waiting for this!" Lily squealed excitedly. Leesh turned around and gave us a thumbs up before facing the front of the class again. I snorted and laughed. Alice just shook her head.

"Now class, who can tell me what an Animagus is?" McGonagall questioned. Lily's hand flew up, along with Helle's and a few others'. "Helena?"

"Animagi are witches or wizards that can transform themselves into an animal without the use of a wand! Unlike transfiguring a human into an animal, when in their animal form, the minds of animagi remain as though they were still human in form, whereas with a transfiguration the mind becomes like the animals' as well!" Helle stated proudly, while the Marauders whooped and cheered for her. I sighed and shook my head. Suddenly, a few gasps were heard as the door opened. I turned to look and saw Richard and some other guy walking in.

"Mr. Passer and Mr. O'Donnell. How unsurprised I am." McGonagall stated wryly. I smiled.

"Sorry, we got a bit caught up in homework," the other guy said.

"Mark O'Donnell! Do you really think I would fall for something like that?" McGonagall snarled. Mark just pouted.

"I'm being serious!" he whined.

"No, you can't be Sirius. I'm Sirius!" Sirius snapped. The Gryffindors exploded into fits of laughter while Lily and I glowered at the laughing Leesh and Alice.

"I'm surprised his parents didn't name him ass. At least then he's actually be named after what he looks like," Lily mused. I snorted and shook my head.

"Anything you would like to add onto that, Miss. O'Reily?" McGonagall questioned, narrowing her eyes in my direction. I saw Helle glance at me hopefully and I smirked.

"Just that we don't understand why Sirius was named Sirius instead of ass. We think ass makes way more sense," I stated and Leesh exploded in a fit of giggles. Lily starred at me in shock and Alice just buried her head in her arms. McGonagall frowned.

"Yes, well, back to work, everyone!" she ordered. I rolled my eyes and glanced at the board, where our instructions were written down.

Write a two-foot essay all about Animagi.

Well, isn't that wonderful?

"So, Jessi, do you go out with Passer yet?" Alice questioned. I blushed and rolled my eyes.

"Everyone just assumes that we're going to go out. What if I don't even like him like that?!" I burst. Leesh snorted.

"Saying you don't like him is like saying Sirius doesn't date girls…well, then again…" Leesh mused. I laughed and got back to my essay.

"So, Alice. What's going on with you and Frank?" Lily teased. My head snapped up.

"Ooh! Dish!" I squealed. They all looked at me and I smiled innocently. Alice rolled here eyes.

"Oh, come off it. All of you!" She grumbled.

"I don't think so. I need to know when I should be expecting nieces and nephews," Leesh teased. Lily and I laughed at the look on Alice's face. Alice just threw her quill at Leesh and ducked when Leesh threw it back, causing it to hit…oh deary. Flint.

"What the hell?!" He yelled, standing up and grabbing the back of his head with one hand and the quill with the other.

"Shit," Leesh mumbled, sinking down in her seat.

"Who threw this?" Flint roared. I squeaked.

"Mr. Flint! Sit down!" McGonagall ordered. He just snorted and glanced at the Quill.

"Parsons," he hissed, slowly looking at Leesh.

"Yes?" She questioned, trying to look confused and innocent. Flint started making his way over towards our table.

"You threw this…" he growled, staring down at her and dropping the quill in her lap. Well, isn't he a jerk.

"No, I did," I stated, leaning back in my chair and crossing my legs. His eyes focused on me and I tried my hardest not to jump up and run. "Got a problem with it?"

"You and your attitude are going to cause some serious problems…" He said, his hand twitching towards his wand. I raised an eyebrow and tilted my head.

"I already have problems with Sirius, dumb ass!"

"Confringo!" (1)

I ducked so the spell didn't get me and I heard McGonagall let out a furious shriek. I frowned and pulled out my eleven-inch maple wand with a core of unicorn hair.

"Fernunculus!" (2) I said imitating the same exact wand movements Lily had taught me the day before. In seconds Flint was covered in a bunch of gross boils.

"And I thought he couldn't get uglier…" I heard Leesh mutter from behind me.

"You stupid bitch!"

"That's not very nice!" I yelled.

"Think I care? Just because your new here doesn't mean I'll allow this!"

"Who the hell do you think you are? The King of England?!"

He let out a furious yell and nearly shot off another curse but was caught off guard by McGonagall.

"ENOUGH!" she shrieked, causing someone to flip out of their chair. I blinked and pouted. "This is disgraceful! Both of you, with me now! We're going to go see Professor Dumbledore about this!" I sighed before following her out the door, winking at Leesh in the process. As we walked into Dumbledore's office I frowned, suddenly feeling nervous.

"Ah, Minnie. What brings you here today?" he questioned, glancing at Flint and I.

"These two were dueling during my class!" she sneered, throwing a glare at us. I smiled innocently at Dumbledore.

"She started it!" Flint snapped. I rolled my eyes.

"And how did she start it?" Dumbledore questioned.

"She threw a bloody quill at the back of my head" Flint snarled, glowering at me. I just blinked.

"S'not my fault Professor! It slipped." I insisted. Flint snorted.

"That sounds very Plausible Mr. Flint…" Dumbledore seemed to be thinking it over.

"Of course you would side with her!"

"And why is that?"

"She's a bloody Gryffindor!"

"And you're a Slytherin," Dumbledore said.

"Exactly!"

"I really don't see the point in this…" McGonagall sighed. I just shrugged before sitting down in the chair.

"She should be the one to get punished, not me!" Flint snapped.

"You tried to blast me to itty bitty pieces!" I burst, jumping up and pointing my finger accusingly at him.

"You put disgusting boils all over my face!" He snarled. Is he a Black too?

"Enough! Enough, enough, enough! Albus, can we please just punish them?" McGonagall looked like she was going to explode.

"Very well. Monday night detention for the next two weeks," Dumbledore said, nodding thoughtfully.

"Only Detention?!" McGonagall spluttered. Dumbledore nodded.

"That's all that's necessary for a little argument. Now, I have work to do." Dumbledore hinted. I jumped up and skipped to the door.

"Tootles!" I giggled before bolting out and racing down the corridor. Interesting way to start off the week, hm? Humming to myself I turned the corner and let a small squeak before diving back and peeking out. There, in their very own glory was Helle and Trevor Buckingham…holy shit, they're making out! I ran backwards, trying to get the image out of my head before turning around and running into…oh. Flint.

"Well, well, well, what do we have here?" He smirked wickedly. I took a huge step back.

"Um, I was just going-"

"No where. At least, not now. We have some unfinished business O'Brien…" I gulped. Isn't this just perfect?

"I'm sorry, but I don't know what you're talking about," I mumbled as Flint started walking towards me. What do I do? If I turn my back and run I'm as good as dead. Searching my mind for any spells I could use I backed up even more and groaned when I hit a wall. Fuck my life.

"Oh yeah you do. You want me and you know it"

"…You have got to be fucking kidding me!"

"I've seen the way you look at me" When do I look at him? "I've seen the way you check me out" I check him out? " I've seen the way you blush around me" I'm usually constantly blushing! "So I know you want me. Is that why you got me in trouble back there? To spend more time with me? …Alone?"

"Gag me."

"So you like it kinky?"

"Back off. Just shoo! Go away!"

"I don't think so." I screamed as he launched himself at me and I took off running. Hearing his footsteps behind me I attempted to run faster. Fear started to edge into my stomach as I raced down the corridors. I skidded to a stop and starred in horror at the dead end in front of me. I turned around just as a jet of red light hit me in the face.

Yes. I know. A disclaimer. How evil :O. But anyways, like I said, sorry about the long wait. Not to worry, new chapter WILL be up before Friday! You don't have to review this time, seeing as it's been so long.

(1)- This spell causes something to blast apart.

(2)- This curse causes boils to appear all over the body.

The beta reader would like it to be known that she has absolutely no attraction to any blokes named Trevor or variations thereof.