1 day that fatass everyone loves to ignore was trying to make money as usual so he decided to open up a warp portal and suddenly out of it emerged a bunch of Touhou girls.
"Hello ladies." Wario said while rubbing his grubby gloved hands together. "You want to make me some money?"
Cirno let out a frosty fart that froze up a good portion of the studio. "Do we actually have a choice?"