A/N: I will talk by their spirits ALWAYS, you need to imagine the expression in the different bodies.
Sakura: The authors doesn't own us Cha!!!1
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Sasuke: What did you sa-
Sasuke got interrupted by a knock on the door. He let go of "Sakura" and went to open the door and for his surprise:
Sakura: Hi, Sasuke-kun you are not going to believe what happened to me, I woke up in the Akatsuki hideout and went all this way over here and men that is a long path hey can you give me a glass of water?.
Sasuke: Itachi!!!
Itachi: What?
At this rate Sasuke was losing his mind because the person that said "what" in an icy tone was Sakura that was sitting in the coach.
Sakura: So Sasuke-kun can you let me in?
Sasuke turned to see Itachi's body talking to him with a big smile and telling him Sasuke-kun. Sasuke stepped aside from the shock and Sakura entered.
Sasuke: Do you mind telling me wh-
He was cut off because Itachi knocked him.
Itachi: Listen kunoichi, it would be better if we act like each other. How did you escaped from Akatsuki.
Kisame: I helped her Itachi.
Itachi: Hn, Does anybody know about this?.
Kisame: No.
Itachi: Hn.
Sakura:How do you expect me to be you Itachi? I can't just go there and kill people or chase Naruto.
Itachi:….
Kisame:What is your plan Itachi.
Itachi: Let my foolish little brother awake and perhaps he will believe that it's all a nightmare.
Kisame: Then it's settle. I will return to the hideout and cover you.
Sakura: I suggest that we talk to Tsunade-sensei.
Itachi: Hn.
They went to the Hokage tower. Sakura was disguising her chakra so that the guards wouldn't arrest her new body, meanwhile everybody gave Sakura's body estrange looks because she had the Uchiha logo on her back.
Sakura: Tsunade-sensei!!! I got a trouble….
Tsunade: I must had drunk a lot of alcohol I'm hallucinating.
Sakura: And that is why I'm in his body.
Tsunade: …… But it is too real, that S-ranked criminal is mocking me.-angry stare-
Sakura: Sensei you are not hallucinating, I'm Sakura Haruno even if I don't appear to.
Tsunade:You got some guts to get here Itachi and screamed at me like if you were my student. –looking at Itachi's body- Sakura why are you so calm when we got an S-rank criminal in Konoha! –looking at Sakura's body-
Itachi: I'm not Sakura, lady. –in an icy tone-
Sakura: Okay, explain everything to me.
When Sakura finish explaining, Tsunade ordered them that they should act like each other, until she could find a cure.
Sakura: Where am I suppose to go?
Tsunade: You must stay in Ino's house I'm sure she can help you. Meanwhile we need someone to tell Itachi what to do when you are not around and that would be Naruto.
Naruto: BAA-CHAAAN!!! Do I have another mission? What the…prepare to die Uchiha!
Tsunade: Naruto that is Sakura.
Sakura: Hi there Naruto.
Naruto: Oh yeah I'm not that dumb, then who the heck is she? Itachi? Yeah right.
Tsunade:….-serious face-
Sakura:…..-serious face- (Wait Itachi's body always have a serious face)
Itachi:…..-serious face-
Naruto: No way, she is Itachi…then they exchanged body.
Tsunade: I'm glad that you understand, you have an S-rank mission. That is to watch Uchiha Itachi in Haruno Sakura's body so that he should act like her and stuff like that.
Naruto: What is going Teme to think about this.
Tsunde: That is the other condition, Sasuke can't know about this. I want that you bring Squad 8,10 and 41 along with Kakashi.
Naruto: Hai.
With that Naruto disappeared.
Sakura: So Itachi what I should do to look like you.
Itachi: First stop smiling, second shut your mouth and third take off your hands of my hips.
Sakura: I mean your past, I already know that you are a bastard.
Itachi: …-icy glare- I killed my clan.
Sakura: And.
Itachi:…… -a glare like I-wont-talk-anymore-
Sakura: Okay, now is my turn, you need to smile, have emotions, put bright colors not black and act more girly you act like a troll.
Itachi: Hn.
Sakura: And give proper answers, admire Sasuke-kun, shout when Kakashi is late, punch Naruto when he is an idiot, give 'thanks' and 'excuse me', talk to people, have always a chat with Hinata and Ino, help anybody that needs help, sometimes go with Naruto to Ramen…..
Itachi: When do you have the cure.
Sakura: Hey are you listening to me?!!
In that Naruto broke the door to reveal all the squads with their senseis.
Hinata:So it is true. (Yeah, Hinata don't stutter)
Choji: No way. –eating chips-
Shino: ….
Kiba: How in the world?
And a lot of expression like that. Sakura went with Ino to her house meanwhile Naruto escorted Itachi to Sakura house.
Naruto: Well see ya tomorrow.
Itachi: Hn.
TBC...
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A/N: Hope that you like it, I hope that next chapter would be more funny because Itachi is going to try to act like Sakura. Meanwhile let's see how Sasuke take his "nightmare". Well c'ya later