Updating my new story!! Thank you very much HotaruNoYami for the review!!! I'm probably not going to update as fast as you, but I'll try to update faster than usual!
Chapter 2 – Hangovers…
Waking up to the bright sunlight of dawn, Shizuka realized she wasn't in her own room. Recognizing the tenth division office, she jumped up to try and find Hitsugaya with no luck. She sighed loudly and started back to her own room, to get ready for today's lessons and stuff.
When reaching the third division, she walked right to her room shared with her friends…before accidentally running right through the sliding door…. "OHAYO KIYOMARU! TIME FOR BREAKFAST AOCHI!!!" She shouted loudly, shaking the whole room. "SHUT UP SHIZUKA, YOU'RE SO FRIGGN' LOUD!!!" Kiyomaru replied, shaking the room as well. "YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S LOUD!!"
"STOP SHOUTING YOU TWO!" Aochi appeared through a door leading to the kitchen. "YOU STOP SHOUTING!!" Shizuka and Kiyomaru both yelled. "What's up?" Nitsuki asked as she opened the door. Everyone turned to her and gave her a death glare. "Umm…WHAT'S FOR BREAKFAST!?!?" She quickly changed the subject.
"CHOCOLATE!" Aochi said happily.
"Chocolate…? Umm, don't you think we need a more healt----?"
"NO!"
"Umm…is there any thing else I ca-----?"
"NO!"
"Can I not eat chocolate for break---?"
"NO!"
"Do I have to eat cho---?"
"NO!"
"SWEET, I DON'T HAVE TO EAT CHOCOLATE FOR BREAKFAST!!" She screamed happily and danced around the room, "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" She shouted happily running up the stairs. But then she slipped, fell down the stairs, slapped Shizuka in the face, broke the already broken sliding door and broke the fence before coming to a halt in front of some random people outside. (I think that actually happened too…). Kiyomaru and Shizuka both sweat dropped, and both mumbled, "She doesn't even need to eat chocolate…."
"WHAT DID YOU TWO SAY?!?!?" Nitsuki shouted and went up to them and slapped them both. "OWWW, what was that for?" They asked in unison and slapped Nitsuki on the arm. "OWWW, DON'T SLAP ME!" Slap.
"YOU DON'T SLAP US!" Slap. Slap.
"STOP SLAPPING ME!" Slap.
"YOU'RE THE ONE WHO STARTED IT!" Slap. Slap.
"ALL OF YOU STOP SLAPPING!" Aochi shouted from the kitchen and went up to all three of them and slapped them.
"DON'T SLAP ME!" They shouted in unison. Slap. Slap. Slap. They all got so busy with the slapping game, Aochi forgot about the chocolate boiling in the pot…. Knock. Knock. But the girls were too busy slapping each other and shouting at each other to notice the knock. So the person sighed and just entered the room. And boy, did Hitsugaya have horrible timing, because…………………………………………BOOM! Chocolate fudge exploded everywhere, getting everything covered in chocolate. There were three doors that led to the kitchen, and coincidentally, the chocolate was able to fly out of the three door ways and stain the living room, dinning room and kitchen. Unluckily, the girls and Hitsugaya were in the living room and they got covered in chocolate. "HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Shizuka shouted and ran around the room, swinging her arms everywhere, and flinging chocolate everywhere too. Soon, the rest of the girls could feel the heat and joined Shizuka in running around the room and swinging their arms. "HOTTTT, HOTTT, HOTTTTTTT, HOTTTTTTTTTTT!!" They all screamed. Hitsugaya, annoyed at the girls action took out Hyourinmaru. "Sit upon the frozen sky, HYOURINMARU!" The ice/water dragon came down upon the room and froze everything except Hitsugaya. "C…c…co…cold…." Shizuka said, shivering. "ACHOO!" Kiyomaru sneezed and shattered all the ice that covered her. "I've got a cold…." She sighed. Everyone looked at her and thought, 'is that all she cares about?!?!?' Unsure where Aochi got it from, she took out a book and flipped through the frozen pages, reading, as if she didn't notice anything until…. "HITSUGAYA-TAICHOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She screamed loudly. Everyone turned to her. "YOUR HYOURIMARU FROZE MY FAVOURITE PAGE IN THIS BOOK, AND NOW THAT'S ITS THAWING, IT'S GETTING THE PAGE WET. YOU WILL PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She screamed and took out Tsuchi. "SHIFUTO, TSUCHI!" She stabbed the ground and cracks began to form in the direction on Hitsugaya. The speed started to increase and soo a huge crack lay under Hitsugaya.
The crack was so big; Hitsugaya fell right into it without himself noticing. Before he got the chance to jump back up, he could hear rocks tumbling down and falling on top of him. "That felt good." Aochi smiled and went back to the kitchen. The rest of the three had blank faces, "W…T…F…! THAT…WAS…SO…FRIGGN' AWESOME!" Shizuka said and jumped around, forgetting how cold she was. "OMG, WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE FOR CLASS, HURRY EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kiyomaru shouted and somehow, grabbed everyone and dashed out to their first class…or more like third class….
Meanwhile, Hitsugaya was still covered in boulders and trying to get them off of him. 'Stupid girl, I'm so going to make her pay…' He thought to himself. Too bad his genius mind couldn't think of anything really affective that would actually make Aochi pay. 'Destroying her books will make her so mad I'll probably die…even as a captain…I could umm, give Shizuka some poisonous food to give to Aochi, but then she'll probably taste test it…. I could go and kill her at night…but then I would be sentenced to something…. GOD DAMN IT, WHAT CAN I DO TO MAKE HER PAY??!?' He thought angrily before realizing that he actually cared what would happen to Shizuka….
Finally throwing the pieces of rock off himself, he jumped out and headed out of the third division to try and come up with a better plan. He needed another genius with him to come up with plan…and that other person also had to be very wise and know a lot about the girls. He had to do a lot of research and he had to have the same coloured hair as himself. So who else was he to go to other than Ukitake?
Upon reaching the thirteenth division door, Hitsugaya took a deep breathe and knocked on the door lightly. After a couple of minutes…well, 2 minutes and 17 seconds; yes Hitsugaya was so nervous and bored that he counted, the door slid open. "Oh, Captain Hitsugaya, what may I do for you today?" Ukitake asked.
"You know a lot about the Troublesome Girls right?"
"Yeah, I guess so…."
"Do you know what would make Aochi really, really, really, really, really –okay, this is stupid- really etcetera scared or mad?"
"She would probably really mad if you froze one of her books."
"Anything that won't kill me?"
"Well, she's really afraid of losing books, fires, bugs, and if she can't kick boys."
"That sounds like Shizuka…."
"No, Shizuka's afraid of heights, the dark, clowns, bugs, not being able to kick or punch boys and clowns and…she told me she was basically afraid of anything…."
"How about Nitsuki?"
"She's afraid of bugs, VERY AFRAID OF BUGS, not being able to slap guys, ugly people, Captain Byakuya when he's mad, dying, ummm, I can't really think of anything else."
"Who isn't afraid when Captain Byakuya, excluding us?"
"Kiyomaru isn't scared. But she's afraid of bugs too, not being able to kick guys or slap guys, ugly people too, Michael Jackson, oh wait, all the girls are afraid of him, she doesn't like you I know that, and also----------."
"Why doesn't she like me?"
"Well, she says you belong to the ugly people, but Nitsuki-------."
"I'M UGLY TO HER!?!??!"
"That's what she told everyone. Oh yeah, she also said that even baldy might be better looking, but you two are pretty much on the same -------------."
"AS BALDY?!?!?!?"
"Well, she said you're better than gay guy."
"Who's worse than him?"
"Well, Shizuka said that you're THE worse…."
"WHAT!?!??!?!?!?!??!"
"I should get going now…. It was a nice talking to you Captain Hitsugaya, here, have some candy!" Ukitake handed him some Mars, Snickers, Skittles, Skore, Reeses, and some Animal Crackers. Boiling with rage, Hitsugaya ran back to his division to put down his candy and chocolate and crackers to munch on later; and went to find the girls.
'Why did I tell him that…this is not going to be a good ending….' Ukitake thought while doing paperwork. Poor guy, but if he's lucky, the girls won't realize it was him who told Hitsugaya all of that….
"And you're late again because why?" The teacher had asked again.
"It's a very, very long story sensei, but we'll make it short for you." Shizuka started. "IT WAS ALL HITSUGAYA'S/HIME-CHAN'S FAULT!!!" All four of them unison shouted. "Care to explain how it's HITSUGAYA-TAICHOU'S fault?" The irritated teacher asked.
"But that'll take up the WHOLE CLASS TIME!!" Shizuka whined. The teacher rolled his eyes and mumbled to himself: "Like you care…."
"OKAY, WE'LL EXPLAIN SENSEI!" Kiyomaru shouted happily.
"Michael Jackson will come if you do."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, I'LL SHUT UP, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH." All the girls screamed and ran across the room bumping into each other trying to find their way out when they were already in front of the door. The teacher sighed and opened the door, knowing they'd eventually find their way out….
After three hours of running around and missing all their classes and lunch, the girls sat down since they finally got tired. "Ahhh, OH MY GOD, its SO LATE SHIZUKA, GO MAKE DINNER AOCHI!" Nitsuki shouted…somehow thinking that those two connected…. That when it suddenly hit them. "It's a Saturday…why are we in school…and why is it ONLY Aochi's turn to cook?? I FEEL SMART!" Kiyomaru shouted happily…. Shizuka sweat dropped…unable to tell whether her friend was being sarcastic or not. "Hey, if that means it's a Saturday, then why did the teacher say we were late?" Nitsuki asked.
"Because this was detention we missed yesterday." Aochi said matter-of-factly even though she didn't even know….
"Then HOW COME YOU WERE COOKING??!?!?!" She accused.
"Because it's all our turns to cook today." She replied.
"Oh…WELL SHUT UP!" She said and slapped her. Now you're guessing that the slapping game's going to continue right? WELL I HATE IT WHEN YOU PEOPLE GUESS THINGS RIGHT! So during all this slapping, Hitsugaya was planning his revenge on Aochi…and maybe the rest of the gang. So in their house, he went to find the library underground (where Aochi forced people to make) and scattered her books everywhere so that everything was disorganized (EVIL!!) and then he found a high-tech stereo from the real world and put in a Michael Jackson CD he found on Ichigo's desk (WTF?) and found a high-tech screen projector that would project Michael Jackson dancing when the music turned on. He set the Stereo to 30 minutes and 1 second before going upstairs. That's when he placed 2 containers of spiders, 4 jars of caterpillars, one jar of grasshoppers and one container full of beetles. Before releasing the bugs out, he closed everything, except for the doors leading to the kitchen…. Then he put a punching bag in front of the door, which was being hung and drew a picture of a person on it. After that, he put rocks around it and started a small fire…mostly likely HARMLESS.
After knocking each other out, Kiyomaru and Shizuka dragged Aochi and Nitsuki back to their house…without knowledge of what was around the area. As soon as the house came into view Shizuka screamed and ran in circles so that the sound was disbursed everywhere. Therefore waking both the unconscious girls from their deep slumber…
In Nitsuki's unconscious self:
"OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, THIS IS SOOO AWESOME! I WON A TV, WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WON A TV, IN YOUR FACE BYAKUYA!" I shouted at him. "HAHAHA, SUCKER, YOU WERE SO CLOSE, BUT NOOOOO, I WON! HAHAHAHAHA, IN YOUR FACE BYAKUYA, YOU SUCK!" I started jumping around like crazy holding the TV up high to show the world that I won and Bya-san lost…SUCKER!
In Aochi's unconscious self:
I was reading Twilight when suddenly Hitsugaya-taichou popped out of no where and guess what I did!? I banged the book against his face so that he fell un conscious. So then I grabbed him by the feet and threw him in the dryer…even though I've never seen one…it had spikes in side and it was a very small area…so I'm quite sure that he was in a lot of pain.
"SUCKER!" Nitsuki and Aochi shouted in unison waking up…. "What…?" Kiyomaru whispered in confusion…but also not really wanting to know. "OH…MY…GOD….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KIYORMARU WHY DON'T YOU WASH THAT STUFF DOWN ALREADY, AND KICK THAT STUPID GUY ON YOUR WAY IN!" Aochi shouted in horror before fainting. So that's what Kiyomaru had to do…. "Himatsu, Nagare!" She swung out her sword to release an all powerful (she wishes) blast of water to dose the fire. Then instantly all three girls went up to the punching bag and started to punch it and kicking it and slapping it so that it got tore from the string and torn apart. By then Aochi was awake and then saw the torn up guy… "WHY DID YOU GUYS TEAR HIM UP SO MUCH THAT I CAN'T TEAR HIM UP ANYMORE!?!?!?!?"
"WE'RE NOT GUYS!"
"FINE, BUT WHY?!?!?!"
"Cause we wanted to :)." Shizuka said happily.
"I wonder who did all this…. And how did you do that Shizuka?" Kiyomaru thought out loud.
"Isn't it obvious?" Nitsuki rolled her eyes.
"Yeah, it is, his reiatsu is all over this place! That retard never thought of covering it up. And I had to pay the writer (who is myself :P) to get it done." Shizuka answered with a nod.
"It's obvious? Who is it…? And do I have to pay the writer too?" Kiyomaru felt stupid now….
"IT'S HIME-CHAN/BYA-SAN!" The two shouted in unison. "And no, this can be part of your birthday gift from her too, even though in real life, you're probably never going to read this story...so whatever..."
"Umm…wait, so is it Hime-Chan or Bya-San then? Really?? THAT'S SO COOL :). HAHAHA, LOOK EVERYONE LOOK:)"
"IT'S BOTH OF THEM, NOW LET'S GET INSIDE!" Aochi suddenly shouted.
"You guys go inside, and I'll get Hime-Chan for this!" Shizuka shouted defensively.
"Get Bya-San, not Hime-chan!"
"No, it's Hime-Chan, can't you tell?"
"No, it's Bya-San, so go and get him!"
"No it's not."
"Yes it is."
"No."
"Yes."
"GOD SHUT IT BOTH OF YOU AND SHIZUKA AND NITSUKI GO AND GET BOTH HIME-CHAN AND BYA-SAN GEEZ!" Aochi shouted, irritated immensely. So off Shizuka and Nitsuki went to go and attack Hime-chan and Bya-san…poor Bya-san…he wasn't even involved in all of this…if anyone should be getting hurt, don't you think it should be Ukitake? Let's go and visit him to see how he's doing shall we?
Ukitake was sitting down drinking some tea, flipping through a magazine of the News of Seiretei: BREAKING NEWS, The Commander was seen bathing with a woman! So Ukitake was busy enjoying himself while some people where out suffering….
I haven't updated for a while, gone through that. But I just don't like updating, and I've had writers block on this story since I've ran out of ideas and since I'm lazy…anyhow, thank you all for being very patient and still reading this story even though it sucks! SO THANKS!