A/N: Nope, I lied. This chapter is not TCM. This chapter contains blood. Lotsa blood. And swearing. Lotsa swearing. And mentions of hentai. But there aren't lotsa them. Hehe, I like the word 'lotsa.' R&R

All of the Azu girls were in their individual homes. All at the same time, there was a knock on all of their doors. And, also simultaneously, they were shot with tranquilizer darts.

Tomo's trap

Tomo awoke in a dark room. She had a tape recorder in her hand. She hit the play button.

Hello Tomo, I would like to play a game. You have been forever screwing your friends over. Most recently, you made a curse fall upon them which has put them in ludicrous situations involving horror villains. They are also going to face traps. If the traps aren't finished in the time limit, the room will collapse. This, however, is not relevant to your trap. You killed Jason Voorhees in real life, but can you play… His game? You have 10 hours to beat it. Good luck.

Tomo found a TV and an NES in front of her. She turned them on. The starting screen began. Jason's mask was on screen. A knife fell through the eye. She picked her character and began to play.

5 Hours Later

Tomo screamed in agony. "I CAN'T PLAY THIS SHIT ANYMORE!" Tomo unplugged the NES. She looked around for a weapon she could kill herself with. She couldn't take life anymore if she had to play this game. She fell on the ground crying. She looked up and saw a god-like light.

"Hello everymeow." A catlike figure stated. "Am I… dead?" Tomo asked. "No, no. Au contraire, little grasshopper. You need to play this game, if not, not only you, but your friends will die. And I would be very hurt, because your group of friends includes my daughter."

"I'm sorry, Mr. Kitty, I just can't take this anymore. Take me to Raspberry Heaven. I don't care if you forever haunt me. I just can't play anymore." Tomo said, tears began to well up in her eyes.

"These will make it all better. A strategy guide, so you can beat this monstrosity. And some pain reliever, so this experience will at least be somewhat tolerable." Chiyo's Father said, handing Tomo the items.

Tomo opened the bottle of pain relievers and tried to take hundreds, but only one was in there.

"I wouldn't have you overdose. I'm not stupid, I'm a cat." Chiyo's Father said, plugging the NES back in and handing Tomo the controller. He disappeared. Tomo turned the NES back on and played.

Her attempts were repeatedly foiled. Four hours and fifty minutes passed. "There's no hope." Despite this, she continued playing. She surprisingly made it to the final Jason. She attacked him with an axe.

A catlike voice chimed into the air. Use the force, Tomo. She didn't know what this meant. She took a final swing at Jason and killed him. She collapsed to her knees. "There really is a god…"

A key popped out of the NES. She used it to unlock a door, which led to a safe room.

Chiyo and Osaka's trap

Osaka's eyes flickered open. She looked to her left, and looked to her right. She didn't see anything, so she went back to sleep.

…

One hour later

Osaka awoke again, this time she got up. She saw Chiyo's unconscious body lying on the ground. "Ch… Ch… CHIYO-CHAN!" She collapsed to her knees and hugged the body. A voice came out of a PA system.

Relax Ms. Kasuga, she is well. Your stupid friend Tomo got you all cursed, remember? Well, now you are dealing with another villain. A villain who… likes to play games. All of the time you have been Chiyo's friend, you have loved her pigtails beyond belief. Now you will need to choose between life and pigtails.

Allow me to elaborate. Next to you are a pair of scissors. You have one hour to cut Chiyo's pigtails off. If you don't, you both will die. Let the games begin.

Osaka looked around for another alternative. 'Think of all the wonder and science I would be taking away from future generations…' She was too confused. She put the scissors to her wrists.

'Oh wait, she has a few more pairs at home.' Osaka cut the pigtails off. "That was the toughest thing ever." She woke up Chiyo and explained the situation. A door opened and took them to the safe room.

Yukari and Minamo's Trap

Yukari and Minamo woke up at the same. "Where are we?" Minamo asked. Yukari didn't respond. She was looking at a tape player that said PLAY ME.

"What should we do with it?" Yukari asked. Minamo sweatdropped. "I dunno, maybe we should PLAY IT?"

Hello Minamo, Yukari, I would like to play a game. I have seen both of you in super hawt hentai. But it's always with guys, and I want just you two. Give me some hawt yuri action, and you can have that unguarded key over there. Let the games begin.

Yukari and Minamo looked disgusted. "What the hell? Hentai? We aren't in a goddamn anime! That's sick!" Yukari yelled. "Erm… The key is unguarded." Minamo said as they both sweatdropped. The unlocked the door and went into a safe room.

Tomo's safe room

Tomo sat in her little room, shivering. "Nobody could possibly get a worse trap then I did…"

Chiyo and Osaka's safe room

"I'm so sorry Chiyo-Chan, now you won't be able to fly until you get them replaced." Osaka apologized, on the verge of tears. "It's alright, Osaka-San! They'll grow back soon." Chiyo said, patting Osaka on the back,

Yukari and Minamo's safe room

"That was really stupid…" Yukari said. Minamo agreed.

Sakaki's Trap

Sakaki stood up as soon as she woke up. She found a tape recorder (what a shock.) She hit play.

Hello Sakaki, I would like to play a game. You have been placed under a curse due to Tomo. Now you are about to be tested. Inside your pocket is a scalpel. And to your left is a cat. A dead one, mind you. I am not evil enough to make you kill a cat. Dissect the cat, and in it's stomach, there is a key to your safe room. Let the games begin.

Sakaki looked absolutely mortified. After pacing manically for a half an hour, she decided she could act like it was just surgery. She walked over to the cat. "This is just surgery… This is just surgery…" She repeated it to herself.

She thrust the scalpel into the cat. She cut into its stomach and began searching around. Tears were pouring from her eyes. She found the key. Crying and feeling sick, she walked into her safe room. She felt like a completely new person. She wanted revenge.

Yomi's trap

Yomi awoke to the sound of a man's voice. She could not tell where it was coming from.

Hello, Koyomi, I would like to play a game. Lately, all you have been caring about is dieting. You hardly ever pay attention to your friends. Now it is time to throw all of that out the window. To save you and your friends, you have to eat all seven of these cakes. Only once all of these are gone, will you be able to locate the key to escape this room.

They were small cakes, but definitely filled with calories. Yomi put her face in her hands. "All these years of dieting, gone. But at least I get free cake out of it."

Yomi attacked the cakes one by one. Each of them contained a piece of paper. She began feeling sick after the second cake. She used all of her will power to eat the cakes. After she finally finished them, she felt like she would throw up.

Yomi put the notes together. "The… Key… Is… In… Your… Dumbass… You… Pocket…" She looked at the paper oddly for a moment. She realized she has to switch five and seven. "Damn, I can't believe I just ate seven cakes, when I could've just reached into my pocket."

She walked into her safe room, feeling stupid.

Kagura's Trap

Kagura woke up, and she looked around the room and saw hundreds of treadmills. "What the hell is going on here?" She realized that she, also, was on a treadmill. It started, and went at the highest speed. A voice over a PA system chimed in.

Rise and shine, Kagura, it is time for your morning workout. You need to get to the end of this room to get a key, which will get you into a safe room. In every direction there are treadmills. How will you advance? You figure it out.

She continued running, contemplating what to do. She tried to jump over it, but fell and began ripping the knees of her pants, which quickly tore. It began ripping her knee skin. She got up.

"Ow! I guess that didn't work." Kagura said. She started going onto the treadmills to the left and right of her. She then noticed a small button that said POWER. She hit it and it turned the treadmill off.

"Wow that was too simple." She began turning each of them off. She had some trouble getting from row to row, but she managed. Eventually she got to the key. "How could I miss something so obvious?" She entered her safe room.

The safe room walls lifted up and turned into one large room. All the Azu girls were together again. They all discussed their traps. They quickly decided Tomo's was the worst.

"Even though I had to dissect a cat, your trap was worse. I can't believe he made you do that." Sakaki said. She wanted revenge, but she couldn't think of anything.

An elderly man entered the room. "Congratulations. You have survived the traps."

"Wait, so you were the guy who actually made Tomo play Friday the 13th?" Yomi asked, still feeling sick. "Yes, I did. I am Jigsaw" The man said, smiling.

Sakaki held up the scalpel. "I say we kill him." Everyone gaped at her. "Sakaki, that is… Really out of character for you." Kagura said, as shocked as everyone else. "Tomo took the scalpel. "Yeah!"

Tomo jumped at Jigsaw. She stabbed him about 763 times in only a minute. "You… Are a fast stabber." Jigsaw said as his final words.

They all disappeared in a flash of light and were back in Tokyo. "Whoa, I need some rest." Yukari said. "I need to run about 5,000 miles to get the calories off." Yomi said, pinching her love handles. "And I need to go mourn the death of Chiyo-Chan's pigtails." Osaka said. They all walked back to their individual homes.

A/N: Holy crap, Tomo's an actual murderer! Good thing she's in a different dimension than Saw. This chapter was really hard to write. It took me forever to think of Kagura's and Yomi's trap. Can you tell I hate the Friday the 13th game? Please review.