A/N: Yeah, I'm surprised to be uploading another chapter although I should be studying for my regents XP. Anyway, here it is and although it's pretty short, you can survive till the next chapter. Which reminds me, I read this Disney yaoi story called Naruhontas and I am very tempted to write Disney yaoi stories cause god knows I love them. Anyway, his is a really long note so just read the damned story.
Disclaimer: Naw dude, I don't own any of Naruto but I wouldn't mind a piece of Sasori.
~Why I should have killed you~
Chapter 6: Operation: Ice-cream
Needless to say, the dream went into the fevered stage and I woke up wet. It never happened before and I was pretty pissed with myself for that. The nurse that came in to clean me took one look at the bed and turned bright red. I pretended I was sleeping so I wouldn't face her and it was very uncomfortable as she tried to clean me. Damn her.
I tried to keep myself distracted by thinking about what to do to the pink hair chick when my mind drifted back to Naruto.
That was not working.
I got a memo from Rockie that Naruto would be released either tomorrow or the next and I should commence my seducing act. Blast that dude. He is not helping with my emotions and it was annoying.
I decided to bring myself up to date with the events of my life so far since I was pretty confused.
First, I nearly got run over by a car and was saved by an orange haired boy who I then proceeded to push into the freaking car who turned out to be Naruto who turned out to be getting married who turned out to have signed his marriage with my facility who turned out to be responsible for me being in this freaking hospital who turned out to be next door who turned out to be the object of my fucking wet dreams who turned out to be my ex-boyfriend.
Damn, that was very confusing.
The girl finally finished and since I was in dire need of some ice-cream, I decided to sneak to the vending machine on the first floor. I carefully stood up and snuck past the nurse that was engrossed in a stupid fashion magazine. I almost got caught when the elevator came but the two doctors were too involved in their conversation to notice. I dragged the stupid IV with me into the elevator and closed the door just as the stupid nurse looked up and noticed me. I gave her a little wave as I grinned in excitement.
I made it to the first floor then turned left and ran to the vending machine. I stared at all the choices and before long, there was a murmur in the lobby as people finally noticed me.
"Runaway patient," a fucking girl screamed.
I patted my pockets for my money before I realized that I was wearing hospital clothes and my money was not with me.
Fuck, so much for my ice-cream I thought as the same girl screamed again and told the nurses to get a hold of me because I was literally spazing out and kicking the freaking vending machine to see if it would randomly give me one to make me go away.
No such luck.
I was grabbed from behind by two female nurses and they seemed to press themselves onto me which makes me wonder if they didn't have any freaking male nurse.
As they turned me around toward the elevator once again I caught a glimpse of the screaming chick and wouldn't you know it, it was the pink haired chick that was going to marry Naruto.
She's going to get it.
I veered he two nurses toward the girl and as I passed her, with her leaning way back against the desk, I whispered: Hold onto him tight sweetheart, cause I just might steal him.
I grinned as I watched her soft pink eyes widen in shock and then widen further in recognition.
Mission accomplished. Sort of.
A/N: This is it folks and sorry for the short chapter because I really have to study for my regents and do some laundry cause I have nothing to wear tomorrow.
Adieu,
Dews