A/N: A/N: Screwed up the fifth chapter of Do you love me enough to forgive me? because I can't write a straight sex scene. If you're interested in writing it plus the lemon chapter that comes next, leave a review and I'll get back to you. Kind of in a panicky mood because the story needs to go on and it needs ex so please do it. First come, first serve.
Disclaimer: Didn't you here me say read on. Fine can't hear me, then, read my typy letters. READ ON and no, Naruto doesn't belong to me.
Why I should have killed you
Chapter 11: Sasori and Sasuke, sitting on a tree…
I returned home with Naruto and dug around in my purse for the key. After I found it, I inserted the key and turned the knob. Then my apartment exploded.
Well, not technically but there was this big burst and then, "Welcome home!" I was still surprised and was in a weird kung fu pose before Naruto pushed me forward and I fell onto the cake that was being wheeled out. There was screaming and yelling but the cake was good. It was chocolate which was my favorite. I finally pulled myself up after eating a few mouthfuls and found Naruto staring intently at me. He pulled me up and began to lick the cake off my face and that caused me to blush since there were a lot of people in my apartment, including his parents.
"That really turns me on," I heard Shika say in his bored voice.
"Oh no, my pants are growing smaller on me," Rockie screeched as he ran out the room, followed by Neji.
After I was allowed to breath and all the chocolate around my mouth was gone, I thanked everyone for the surprise and we had a blast. We played truth or dare spin the bottle after the parents left and it was just me, Naruto, Neji, Rockie, Shika, Temari, Ten-Ten, Sasori, Hinata, Ino, Shino and Sasuke who just came home from overseas. The rule was simple. If you don't tell the truth, you have to do a dare. No one ever tells the truth so we pretty much dare each other to do things.
"The fact that both of you are engaged does not matter tonight," Rockie said as he tipped back another bottle of water. He was never allowed to drink alcohol after he tried to rape everyone in their sleep.
"Are you saying that if I get dared to have sex with Sasori for example, and take a picture to prove it, it'll totally be okay?" I asked.
"Of course it's okay," Naruto said.
"It is?" everyone all asked at once.
"Yeah, have sex with him and take pictures if you get the chance. For you Sasori, as much as I am grateful for bringing us together, know that I know here you live and if your house might accidentally blow up with you inside, it's not my fault."
Sosari paled.
"And for you my sweetheart," he said turning his cold gaze at me. "You will be raped in your sleep after I tie you to the bed."
"That turns me on, sorry," I said apologetically.
"Fine, I'll shove a candle up your ass and see if that turns you on also," he said with a sneer.
"No thank you, I don't feel like having sex with Sasori anymore."
"Good, let the game begin," Naruto said with a big 'ole grin, his cold gaze gone.
"OOOOOhhhkay, where the hell is the bottle?" Ino asked.
"I have it," Sasuke said as he came into the room. He placed it in the center and we all sat around looking at each other. We'd drunk a lot of booze so the mood was pretty light and mellow.
Sasuke spun first since he had brought the special bottle. It landed on Ino.
"Okay Ino, always wanted to ask, are you a lesbian?" Sasuke asked in a deadpan voice.
"O-Of c-cc-course not," She replied blushing red. She took the bottle and spun it, it landed on me.
"When did Naruto take your virginity," she asked.
"Do I have to say it?" I asked.
"Yes, unless I will dare you to make out with Sasori so answer the question."
"We did it when we were fourteen, happy?"
"Yeah," she said with a grin.
The game continued on until midnight with dares more vivid than necessary and questions so embarrassing, Sasuke didn't even answer the one whether he was gay or not. So, Sasori dared him to kiss him and he did. He later left with him that night and I was happy there's still a chance he could be happy with someone.
Everyone pitched in and helped clean after I threatened to kill them if they didn't. I was only kidding but they took it seriously. I was left with Naruto after they left so, we decided to take a shower together and go to sleep. Nothing happened except for some fondling and hand jobs and promises of more in the morning.
In the morning we went to Sasori's house to talk about a plan to stop Sakura. We'd checked her house and she wasn't there. No one knew she was. We also dropped by Naruto's house for some quick breakfast since there was nothing in my house.
When we arrived at Sasori's, we knocked and Sasuke opened the door. He was shirtless and I couldn't help but sneer at this awesome outcome. Sasori came up behind Sasuke and asked who it was as he wrapped both arms around his waist. He quickly dropped it when he saw it was us.
"Can we come in now or are you guys too busy?" I asked in an innocent voice.
"Come back in 3 hours, we may be done by then," Sasuke said with his usual smirk.
"We're done," Sasori said as he blushed furiously. "For now at least."
"Move aside," Naruto said as he brushed past them and into the house.
We talked for a while, catching up on stray details and Sasuke's absence. When we told Sasori that Sakura wasn't at home, he frowned.
"She's not at home?" he asked.
"No, and no one has seen her since our engagement was broken."
"Okay, you want me to take care of her but, do you want her dead or alive?" Sasori asked with a straight face.
"DEAD!!!" I screamed at the top of my lungs, jumping up and pumping my fists in the air for emphasis.
"No," Naruto calmly said as he dragged my ass back onto his lap. "Just have her captured and secured."
"Aww, I get to have no fun."
"Please, do it for me," I begged with puppy dog eyes.
"I think that's my line," Sasuke said.
"Yeah well, I'll always be his first," I said with a hint of jealousy.
"Yeah well, I'll always be with him," Sasuke replied.
"You will?" Sasori asked with such vulnerability in his face.
"Yeah," Sasuke said as he went over to him and kissed him.
"I think you guys really need to go," Sasori said as he broke away from the kiss.
"Yeah, yeah, we're off."
A/N: Wheeee, just finished with school yesterday and done with exams. So excited. Oh, hope ya don't mind Sasuke and Sasori getting freaky together. Next chapter is the wedding and it's going to be so much fun and longer. Will be done in a day so check back soon and freaking REVIEW!!!!!!!!