I won't be updating for a short while after this.. due to holiday!! But I hope you like this one.. and...sorry for the language in this one.. even though I probably should have said that earlier.. haha ;)

Reno's Blog III

User: +TheRodGod+

Location: Some kind of office

Mood: Urghhhh

Listening to: Nothing because my bastard boss says my music gives him a headache, again.

Ahem. Yes. As a matter of fact.. I did find out who that hacker was-

No he didn't-

Tseng.

..here we go again...

The bastard. CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?! I CAN'T EVEN BRING MY SELF TO EVEN LOOK AT HIM!!

That's because Reno doesn't actually have any proof... he just wanted it to seem like he hadn't spent every day of the last two weeks trying to find out who it was for nothing.

WELL, WHO ELSE COULD IT BE?!

I don't know... I thought you had Elena labeled as a suspect.

ELENA WAS ON HOLIDAY!!

...

WHAT?!

Internet connection?

OH SHUT UP RUDE! IT WAS TSENG, OKAY!?

Ok.

OKAY! JEEZ. URGH.

So!! A change of subject! Let me just cut Rude off there... if he wants to talk, which is unusual.. he can get his own blog..

Wait-

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

There we go. Haha! Question answering time! My first lovely answer will go to My friend/Nikita/Keybladebabe.

That really wasn't such a smart thing to do now was it?? Ah well... I suppose it's not your fault there is no backspace on this god damn sight. On to answering your points, in a completely different order to which you said

1) Sex with Rufus no work. BELIEVE ME! That will not work. Yeah... no more discussing that one.

2) You work in Shinra?! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU??

3) I'm going to ignore the plushie thing... uhhh..yeahhh... I'll take it as a joke... I don't know why Rufus was in the same room as you went you wrote your reply...

4) Hah! Rufus is an uptight fucker!! You go girl!! Wait...

5) YOU'RE A MAN??

Next Answer.. wow.. I feel important.

This is to The Pygmy Puff (amazing name)

I think you're amazingly sexy too, I HAVE A FAN!! WOOOOO!! And you are so right about me being created before him... (that reminds me... I haven't ranted about him yet...hmm..) anyway...I suppose we are kinda alike...I should stop blaming Axel for existing.. we could get mad at Square Enix together..but...until he disappears off of the face of this earth...THAT IS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN!!

Next answer.

Menkoi Yume: Oh my god!! I did find out!! Tseng!! And I've realized you left a longer reply to Axel. So that will be all. --.

OH.. is that it...sigh

Ya see...I needed to keep answering so I wouldn't have to work. Rufus just sent me this peed off email saying..well..uhh... I'll show it to you!

Stop blogging and work you twat.

Ohhh...that's it?? DAMN FUCKER BACKSPACE. Hah. Now you see how badly treated I am here. Would you expect him to send that to a highly ranked worker from another city?? I THINK NOT! Shows how respected I am.. pffft.

Yeah... I don't actually blog so I'll just carry on typing. La la la. Oh! AXEL!!

THAT FUCKER FUCKER FUCKER FUCKER FUCKER FUCKER TWAT HEAD FUCKER FUCKER TWAT GIT WANKE-

I n t e r c e p t i o n

FUCKER, FUCKER, FUCKER-

T h i s I s S q u a r e E n i x . . . . w e A p o l o g i z e F o r T h i s

FUCKER FUCKER FUCKER-

Hehe. Please Review :)