What up my homie Gs? (Blame my sister.) Sorry for taking so long, but I do have a life. O.K., macncheese2424 Artemis is not Artemis Fowl, he is a clone thing that knows everything he does. Of course he's Artemis Fowl! Why should they not mix? O.K. I also want to mention that he is now a vampire, I explain that later. Don't worry, it will all work out! Oh plus ppls I used Lord of the Rings characters and Twilight characters. And I also used almost every book I have read. Who doesn't like fractured fairytales? If you have any objection to me using a book, send a review and explain why I should leave it alone. If I get over ten reviews explaining why I should not use a certain book, I will consider it. I know this should be a crossover, but who honestly reads them? Oh, if you want Puck to kiss YOU you have to send me a comment. I will put the names in a hat and draw one out. Comment!

Nightshade's P.O.V.

That's it, I'm killing someone. *the hobo screams*

(That is an inside joke. Thanks, Nightshade!)

Sapphire's P.O.V.

I walked to the residence of Cinderella and stopped outside. Then all my posse of magics looked in the window. No one saw us because of my spell. I collapsed in a fit of giggles when I saw the boy in the dress. I forgot they could hear me and that my laugh was kind of creepy.

Sabrina's P.O.V.

We all looked at the window. There was a sound coming from outside that sounded like hissing. "Tssssssssssss," it went. Then it stopped and I wondered if we had imagined it. We soon forgot about the strange unearthly sound.

I stared at Puck as he was cleaning. "Nice dress," I commented.

He answered me with "Shut your mouth." I smiled at his obvious embarrassment. Then I remembered the plotline of the story.

"Puck," I said with an evil grin "Who's going to be Prince Charming?"

"Oh my God!" Puck paled. He was going to look so gay! Too bad no one would see this. (Actually, they are seeing it live and most are laughing their socks off. You got your wish!) I started laughing so loud. Then Puck fainted. (This is the third time this story. It must be tiring for a boy to experience the life of a girl.)

Puck's P.O.V.

When I came to, the creepy evil stepmother was yelling "You don't get to go to the ball!" at me. I was relived. No Prince Charming! (I will fix that, my fans. He WILL go to the ball, even if I have to force him. Which will happen in the form of, you guessed it, Sapphire! Isn't this fun? I enjoy his embarrassment.) The scary lady then stormed out the door with Sabrina and the other wicked stepsister in tow.

Sapphire's P.O.V.

No way was I letting him stay home! He was going to meet, and kiss, Prince Charming if I had a say in it. Well, maybe not kiss. That would be a little gay, unless I made a girl the prince…. I took my phone out. I needed to call all my friends and see which one wanted to kiss a cute fairy boy in a dress.

I needed to get in the house, and I did not care if I ruined the house, because I could fix it. I saw that Artemis was itching to use his new powers. I was thirsty. (Ooooo, vampire lady is thirsty.) "Heyyyy, can you vait vile I get blood?" I said. (Yes, she starts talking like that when thirsty. Transylvania is awesome!) I did not wait for an answer. I hadn't drunk in days.

Seth's P.O.V.

We watched her run into the woods and frowned. We knew she hadn't drunk for a long time, but we liked her near us. We were all overprotective. (Um, she is superhuman. No need to worry about her as she runs off to kill big animals.) I started to wonder how we could get this "Puck" to the ball other than forcing him there, when a little girl in a fairy costume arrived. I was confused until I remembered "Daphne" was the fairy godmother now. I smiled. We could use her. (Is Sapphire's evilness rubbing off on you? I think it is.)

Do you like it? Comment or I will stop writing! (O.K. bad threat if you don't like me.)