Axel's Blog III
User:\\FireGod/
Location: My Sexy Bedroom
Mood: Hyper ;)
Listening to: MSI! La la Never wanted to DANCE with nobody but you lalalallala.
Mwuahahahah! Have you heard the news?? The FANTASCTIC news?? He's been BANNED!! It's amazing! Woo hoo, woo hoo, woo hoo!!
I'm so popular, that I have to make shout outs to people now.
The Pygmy Puff: I love you...and I guess you're right...Reno DID come several years before me. And I am obviously sexilicious and hot, and the playing with fire thing? AMAZING! And YOU'RE RIGHT! Square Enix created us! THE BASTARDS! But yeah..I still hate him.
My Friend: I'm not sure when there will be any more girl blogs babe, I'll call my people :) And why IS Riku with you?? Hmm...
So! That's it! Have you heard Square Enix new crappy promoting idea? We have to get up to 50 reviews...not too far I guess...just ten more to go...
Now..what to talk about.. AHAH! MY LOVE LIFE!
You would all so like to know wouldn't you? Of course you would. Let me just tell that I have found-
Hello?
WHAT?! That better not be S.E interrupting...
Hello? Hello? Is any body there??
Fuck off.
Oh! There is! Hi, who are you?
Why the hell are you interrupting my blog. I was just about to tell my lovely readers about my love life. I'm Axel.
Axel?!
Yes.
Oooh...cool..
Who are you?
Me?
Yeah..
Haha. Well...the thing is..I hacked into who ever was blogging..haha..and unfortunately. It was you...
What's that supposed to mean?!
Well...I didn't know it was gonna be you did I?
Wait...who is this?
You see...I got banned and-
HOLY FUCK GET OFF OF MY BLOG!!
NOOOOO!! I NEED TO SPEAK TO MY FANS!
NOBODY READING MY BLOG WOULD BE YOUR FAN!
YOU'RE A FUCK HEAD!
YOU'RE A SHIT HEAD!
GRRRRR...
GRRRRR...GET OFF!! I'LL REPORT YOU TO SQUARE ENIX!
YOU WOULDN'T DARE!
OH I THINK I WOULD.
FINE THEN!
FINE!!
BYE!!
BYE!!
...
So...has he left?? Axel? Hello??...Hahaha yes! I've got my blog back! I KNEW this would work. So hi guys! It's me, Reno! I bet ya all missed me didn't ya? Of course! I bet than fucker has gone skipping over to Square Enix's house to snitch on me. But NOTHING keeps Reno away! NOTHING!
AND I learnt special secrets while I was snooping through Square Enix' house after they banned be. VERY secret things. One of the things I found out was the so called 'surprise' you will get after the 50th review. Believe me, it's not worth it. But still review! I need feedback or I'll go crazy...actually it's an amazing surprise! Review right now you lovely people!! Now now now!!
Hahaha I just realized again that I've taken over Axel's Blog. Hhahahhahahahhaha. I wonder if-
Man you're in deep doo doo.
What?
Haha.Square Enix? Are you ready?
Yes.
Good. Get him.
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP. Click.
Haha. I'm sorry about that. And damn! Look at the time! At least that bastard will never invade my blog again. I'll talk to ya later, bye guys!
Later xxx
Review! And also, who do you want to blog next?
And also, do you think Reno and Axel secretly have sex dreams about each other?
Just a question.