Heyyyy! How is you peeps? I is insane! The only cute boy in church is moving away! =[ Sadness. Heyyyy, could you go to Moth kidnaps Puck! And read it if you haven't already? It's one of my stories. At least read the author's note at the top of the third chappie. I don't feel like retyping it. Sapphire IS going to bite Puck, weather you like it or not! Yes!!! Oh, plus I am listening to my I Pod, because I just found out how to buy songs. Yayness! I also found out that MY UNCLE IS ON ITUNES!! He is in a band called 7 Seconds of Love. Search it!! Sorry if I get off track.
Puck's P.O.V.
This is not good. This is really bad. REALLY BAD!!! Vampire lady is ticked. I was glad she got me into normal clothes, but STILL! Do vampires always kill the people they bite? Please, PLEASE no killing.
Sapphire's P.O.V.
Artemis said "I NEED to drink. I'll come back later." The atmosphere was obviously very tempting. He fed on fear.
"I am going to eat the brain of what he kills." said Jakki. Of course. That was her natural food now. I turned my attention to the food in my clutches.
"Well, hello." He seemed relived that that was all I said. Stupid fairy boy. I was sooooo angry!!! "Well, do you know that most humans associate fairies with little girls? I like your pretty pink wings, by the way. Sooooo little-girlish!"
The fairy scowled. "I am NOT girly! I am the Trickster King! The.."
I cut him off. "The big bad fairy with pink wings. VERY scary. My science teacher said that the original fairies were evil. That was OBVIOUSLY before you were born. You don't look so intimidating."
The dude looked SUPER mad. I smiled. "What, does the big bad fairy not like me? I'm SOOOOO scared. I should go and hide under a big rock. Maybe then I can avoid his wrath!" Now he looked SUPERSUPER mad. Yay! (Oh my gosh, my computer doesn't know that "yay" is a word!! It also says that "oh my gosh" is bad grammar. It says that I should say "oh gosh my". That is very strange. Now back to the story.)
"You know, I feed on immaturity, and you are the most immature person I've ever met. You would taste sooooo good. You're lucky I just drained a bear, or you would be bitten right now." He stopped breathing for a few seconds. I am a SCARY vampire/fairy/etc. etc. etc.
"Why the silence, Mr. Nefarious Overlord of the Mentally Deranged? Are you unable to form the Queen's English on your subordinate tongue?" Now he looked SUPER confused/mad.
Seth translated. "That means, why no speaky-speak, Mr. Evil King of the Crazies? Has the cat got your tongue? Or were you too busy rolling in mud to have learned to speak?" I loved the condescending tone of his voice. It was funny.
"Actually, I am the rightful king of Fairie! Take that, Pigface!" he said.
"I've never heard of vit!" I was getting thirsty.
I was tired of teasing him, and smell coming off his skin was so promising. So I lost it and bit him. I didn't really mean to bite him; he was just so annoyingly tempting. It tasted so good, like the human food of doughnuts times ten mixed with icing and sugar. It was awesomeful. He went limp, probably from the pain that occurs when a vamp who you don't like bites you, and when I dropped him he fell to the ground and stayed there. I didn't care too much. I was focusing on the aftertaste of his blood on my tongue. I felt powerful, like I always do when biting something that is from an advanced society.
"Sapphire!" yelled Seth. I giggled. Sapphire and Seth. It rimes. Or is it alliteration? I giggled again.
Seth's P.O.V.
She was obviously on a blood high, or blood drunk, whatever you call it. Who could blame her? She had drained a bear and had fed off this fairy (a delicacy that was rare for vampires, it made you REALLY drunk) all in one day. She usually waits a week between meals. Suddenly, the older of the two got away from Legolas and Pippin (the other one was being held back by Merry and Gimli) and ran at us. I was too surprised and startled to react.
Sapphire just giggled. Then she had the girl in her death grip and was leaning toward her neck. I pulled her off. I couldn't let her go into bloodlust. Then we were all in trouble.
The girl fell down, but she got up again. She ran over to the unconscious fairy. That was when I realized that his heartbeat was very faint. I gave the giggling Sapphire to Legolas, and then I ran over to "Puck". The girl, "Sabrina", tried to fight me off. I shoved her out of the way and poured a drop of the revival potion in his mouth. I had just got the top of the bottle on when the girl slammed into me. I dropped the potion. She punched me in the face. That did it. I felt my body shake. Then I exploded into the wolf I was. She fell off me. I growled. The girl got up, and then punched me in the nose.
Owwwwww!!! That was a sensitive part of a canine! I howled at the ceiling. That was when the Evil Stepmother and her daughter just HAD to come in at that moment. That sucked. She ran at Gimli and Merry, who let go of the little girl when her big, clunky purse came down on their heads. That was blunt-force trauma. It was unfortunate that Gimli had worn his show-helmet instead of his good one. He should have expected an ugly old lady to hit him with her purse full of stolen goods from the palace. Stranger things have happened around Sapphire, the being that makes the Big Bad Wolf look like the lion-thing from Cardcaptor Sakura. You know the little thing that looked like a stuffed animal in the show? I used to watch that.
Sapphire broke free of Lego (I made them all nicknames!! He's either Lego or Lassie!) and tasered the Evil Stepmother. That got everyone's attention. It's not every day you see a drunken vamp shock an ugly lady with a pink weapon. "Ooooo, I don't feel so good. I think I drank too much," said Sapphire. No ****, Sherlock. She is definitely hung-over. Drunkenness does not last long in vamps, but hangovers for them last just as long as human ones. I miss the other types of vamps back home. My family knows more about them than the ones Sapphire is descended from.
She turns to me. Then she looks at the fairy on the floor. "Seth, what happened? Did I loose it?" Apparently hangovers don't last long on at least one of her prominent ancestors.
She walks toward the boy, but Sabrina intervenes. What an annoying little girl. Then the other girl came in front and she waved he wand at me. I fell over, struck by a spell. When I got back up, I noticed everyone was laughing at me. I saw that my fur had turned pink. I was mortified. Could the others see this?!?!?
Sapphire answered my thoughts. "Yes, they can!" she said between giggles. Crap. She waved her hand at me and the pink went away. YES!!! I WASN'T A GIRLY WOLF ANYMORE!!!
I turned back into a human. (Sapphire put a spell on him that made the clothes become part of him so he can change back at any time.)
Sabrina's P.O.V.
The girl had bitten Puck!! Is he O.K.? I will fight off all these freaks!!
Daphne ran over too, once she broke free of the dwarves. (Actually, a hobbit and a dwarf….) The Evil Stepmother could be useful at times. She waved he wand at the most threatening thing in the room, the gigantic wolf. He reminded me of Mr. Canis. The spell of the wand made him fall over and turn pink. I burst out laughing. Even girl wolves don't turn pink!
The girl turned him back to normal, and he turned into a human. I'd seen weirder things. Then the girl approached me. She was still holding her hot pink taser. I couldn't believe they made something so evil look so innocent. Daphne shot a spell at her, but she put her hand up and the flash of light disappeared. It's not good when your only weapon fails.
Just then, I heard Puck stirring. I turned and looked just as he got up. He looked slightly confused. I hoped that he was O.K.
"Puck, are you okay?" I asked him. He turned to me.
"Of course I am okay, sorry if I had frightened you," he said. I stared at him. Was this some kind of prank? "I suspect you want me to get rid of the danger. I will obey your every command!" he then added. I was worried. What was wrong with him? Then he hit the girl with his wooden sword.
"Owwwwww!" she exclaimed. Then she twisted the weapon out of his grasp and hit him back. "Take that!" she said.
Then the wolf-boy came and slammed into him. Wolf got back up and started to kick Puck. "Haven't you heard? You DON'T HIT GIRLS! ESPECIALLY MY GIRL!!!" he screamed at Puck.
Puck grabbed his leg and Wolf-boy fell. They both climbed to their feet, and then the girl yelled "STOP!!" Puck kept going. He punched the other fighter in the jaw.
"I said STOP!" the girl yelled. She ran at them and tasered Puck. He let out a gasp, and then fell to the ground. (Was this the second time?) The girl cast a spell that bound him in ropes on the floor. Puck regained consciousness and struggled to get away. Before the girl had time to hurt him, the Evil Stepmother got up and hit her on the head with her purse. The girl stumbled back.
I didn't let her regain her bearings. I grabbed the taser from her and then used it. She fell. Then I ran at wolf-boy and tasered him, too. The others in her group backed away, but they weren't escaping. I ran at the smaller dwarf that had held Daphne, (It's a HOBBIT!!!) and his eyes grew wide. Then the bigger dwarf ran at me with his ax. I fell down and waited for the deadly blow. When it didn't come, I set the voltage lower. Then I jumped up and tasered them both.
Now there was only another dwarf (HOBBIT!! PIPPIN THE HOBBIT!!) and the elf. I zapped them both before they had time to react. I felt happy that the danger was gone. But then I remembered I had forgotten two of the group. This remembrance occurred because a voice behind me said, "Well, that wasn't very nice."
I spun around on my heel and there they were; the vampire in the suit and the zombie girl. I don't think a taser worked on dead people, but I had to try. I lunged at Dracula with it and his eyes widened, but he was still conscious. I quickly turned the setting up all the way. I tried again, this time on the girl. She vibrated, but didn't fall. Why can't I kill the undead?
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