Yayness! Hey, I have mostly only got good reviews so far!! Yay! I know where this story is going, but if you have a good joke or something you want to be included, I would love it! XD Happy reading! (Although this is not a happy story…) In my book, 13 is a lucky number! By the way, on the 5th of July I am going to England! Yayness! I will not have time to update until I get back on the 29th. =[ Oh well, I can brainstorm!
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Jakki's P.O.V.
We came into the room after our meal of deer, (Artemis couldn't kill anything better.) and everyone was lying on the floor. There was that girl standing up with Saph's (her nickname) pink taser that she made. There was also the boy that was now tied to the ground and the little girl. WHAT HAD HAPPENED?!?!?!?!?!?! I noticed Saph on the ground, and I got really angry. The girl had used her invention against her!
Artemis snuck up behind her, while I knocked the little girl out and shoved a piece of rope in the guy's mouth before they could warn her. Then I joined him. I said, "Well, that wasn't very nice."
She spun around on her heel and tried to taser Artemis, but it had no effect. Then she tasered me! I was almost surprised when all it did was make me vibrate.
I could see the girl was getting desperate. She was baking away, looking for any weapon that she could use. Then she lunged for Gimli's ax, but Arty used his vamp speed to stop her. She seemed surprised. She tried to get away, but his vampness was too powerful. Finally she stopped and glared at him.
Then she surprised us all. She tried to bite him! (My vamps are made when the victim bites back.) Artemis let go and stumbled away. He didn't want what happened to him to reoccur in her. She looked triumphant.
"Does it remind you of when you were bitten?" she taunted. That was when I realized that she was addicted to magic. THAT was why she was acting differently then she did when filming. The taser was made of special materials from Flutterwing (a different world that is mostly populated by fairies) and so was filled with imp-harming magic. (Imps are fallen flutter fairies. Fairies can be of different species, like Puck's kind and the Flutters. Imps feed on souls and are almost impossible to kill. Most are…how do I put this…sluts.) Imps are the main enemy, and Sapphire is the head exterminator, even though she herself is half imp.
I ran forward and snatched the taser from her grasp. She fumbled to get it back, but I have special powers like Artemis. I ran out of her range and she fell over onto the guy named Puck.
The dude let out a grunt, but I think he would have done more if there wasn't rope in his mouth. I didn't give her time to get up. I tied her to the guy by the ropes. She tried to get her hands free, but I can tie really good knots. I smiled.
Suddenly, Saph grunted. She then climbed to her feet. She looked really groggy and angry. "I am perturbed!" she exclaimed.
"Don't you mean disturbed?" said the girl. She glared at all of us.
"No, perturbed. It means annoyed. I am unsurprised that your puny mind would miss that little detail. Why don't you go frolic in the mud, Sabrina?" The girl looked even angrier.
Sabrina's P.O.V.
"If you know our names, why don't you tell us yours? It would be polite," I said sarcastically.
"Well then, I am Sapphire, this is Arty, I already introduced you to Jakki, and the rest you should be able to figure out," said the girl. The boy, Arty, seemed, as Sapphire would say, perturbed.
"First of all," he said, "I'm not Arty, I'm Artemis, and second, why can't they figure me out?" he said.
"First of all," Sapphire answered, "I will call you what I want, and second of all, you changed a lot. After all, you are a vampire now." Artemis frowned.
Sapphire turned her attention to me again. "Well, can you guess? Who are these people?" I looked at all of them. Then I gasped. I recognized some of these people!
"That's Legolas! And Gimli! And the hobbits!" I exclaimed. The Lord of the Rings was real? Why did Dad let me watch it? "Hey, you said that he was in a book!" I said, looking at Artemis. "Artemis the goddess was a guy? Or does he have a girl's name?" Artemis's eyes turned black.
"No," he said trough gritted teeth, "Artemis means 'the hunter' and can be used for anyone. And I am Artemis Fowl!" I gasped. That was one of Daphne's favorite books! I heard a gasp from behind me. Apparently Daphne had recovered. Her palm was in her mouth.
"OHMYGOSHYOU'REARTEMISFOWL!!!!! YOU'RETHEBEST!!!" she screamed, "WHEREISHOLLYHOWISSHEIHOPESHE'SGOODWHYAREYOUHEREWITHOUTHERANDWHYAREYOUAVAMPIRE?" She could be loud! (I hope you could read that…)
"Who's he?" I asked, trying to point at wolfie (who had gotten up too) with my bound hands. Sapphire smiled.
"I thought a teenager would get him first. He's from a very popular book series." I thought hard. Then it hit me.
"JACOBHESJACOBWHERESRENESMEWHYAREYOUHANGINGOUTWITHMURDERINGWEIRDOESANDWHYDIDYOULEAVERENESMEANDHOWDIDYOUGETHEREANDWHYDOYOUEXIST?" I screamed.
"Everyone thinks I'm Jacob!" he exclaimed, "I'm SETH!!! Plus don't call my friends 'murdering weirdoes'!" I was confused. Why would Seth be here instead of Jacob?
"Why are YOU here? Who actually cares about Seth the werewolf? Jacob's better. Where is he? He probably doesn't approve, because he is an awesome crime-fighter!"
"Sorry to break it to you," Sapphire said through gritted teeth, "but Jake is at his house, watching this on T.V. and wondering where Seth has been for the past few days. And I care about Seth, because he is my BOYFRIEND!!"
"Who'd take Seth when they could have Jacob? Why didn't you use one of your evil spells to create him when he didn't have an imprint?" I said. "Also, how exactly did you make him?" Maybe if they told me, I could have a house-elf or something. These people obviously weren't real and were created for their master's enjoyment.
"I didn't get to chose who I fell in love with! And he isn't created by a spell! He was born like any normal human being!" That was a total lie. Twilight is fiction. Some fiction has to actually be fictional! "Oh, and by the way, you might want to remember that you're at our mercy because you are currently tied to fairy boy." She added. Like I had forgotten!
Just then, Puck got the rope out of his mouth. "I beg your pardon! I am the rightful king of Fairie and I demand your respect! Unbind me at once!" he yelled. What had she done to him?
"Why is Puck acting weird?!?!?! He would never say that normally!" I yelled at the girl.
"Well, it's very simple. He has existed since the 1600s and so he has watched speech develop, seen new words form, and has always had the old ones in the back of his mind. I also think living that long has made him a genius. Vampires can suck emotions and actions out of you. The emotion they take largely depends on what there blood preference is. For example, if you preferred stress in your diet, you go after stressed beings and can only take the emotion of stress out. I prefer immaturity, and fairy boy is immaturity central. Fairies also have different blood than humans, and it is very tempting and it makes you drunk." Sapphire looked at Puck and licked her lips. "Since I was very close to him, the smell of his blood was overpowering and I could hear the beating of his hart. Do the math."
"So Puck isn't going to be the immature baby that he was ever again?" I asked.
"I'm in hearing range, you know," said Puck. Whatever, I don't care.
"Well, once the wound heals, he'll be back to normal," said the girl. Darn it!
"Why isn't he a vampire?" I asked. "Why is Artemis one? Can you only make one in your life or something? Or do the victims have to be human?" I asked.
"Vampires are made by beings that bite the vamp," Sapphire answered. "Artemis created himself." I would hate having no one to blame but me. Then I remembered something I had done. I had tried to bite him! I was so stupid. I won't mention it.
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