Chapter Two- Weird Newscasters
"And we're back, on to our next game, "Weird Newscasters." This is for all four of you. Kaiba, you will be the news anchor, and Yami will be your co-anchor." Mina begins, turning to Yami, she adds, "Yami, you will be a surfer dude who gets hit by a wave and forgets how to swim." Yami rolls his eyes as Mina turns to Joey and says, "Joey, you are doing sports as a hot lifeguard trying to save Yami from the waves." Joey gives a "I know I'm hot" smirk as Mina sweat drops… then turns to Marik, "Marik, you are doing weather and you are a high priest looking for an offering for Ra" Mina giggles to herself and adds "Easy for you, ey Marik?" (A/N: ey is "you know what I mean" in Canada…)
Music plays in the background as the players assume their roles.
Kaiba says, "Hello, my name is Slim to the Shady, welcome to the Seven 'o seven news. In today's news, there was news in new places." At the end of this statement there is laughter from the audience. "Now to my co-anchor, Malico the Wave Rider, Malico."
Yami says in a Surfer Dude Voicewhile hegets up on his chair and pretends to surf. "In today's news, dude…"Then he pretends to fall off of his chair and begins trying to swim. "What's gong on? I can't swim now, dude. Help, help! Someone help, dude!" Pretends to drown as Joey pretends to swim to him. Joey picks Yami up off of the floor and "drags" him to the step.
Joey says in a hot, deep voice, "I hope he'll be alright, but beyond that, in sports today the Chiefs actually won!" (A/N: The K.C. Chiefs, you Bakas!) "That's a rarity, really…" Mina gives Joey a death stare and Joey pretends to look back at Yami in a concerned manner. "He doesn't look well at all…" he murmurs as he swims back to Yami and pretends to check Yami's pulse… at which point Mina leaps out of her chair and swims towards Joey.
Mina says, "Back off… he'll be fine, just…" She looks into Joey's eyes and pretends to faint cause he's "hot"(you know how fan girls are.)
Marik says in a "high and mighty" voice "Oh Ra, spare them from today's atrocities…" Marik runs into the audience and grabs Monica(A/N: check bio… that's me…)
"Let me go Marik! This is my story, and I'm in charge." Marik continues to drag me to the to the stage, and hey, I've got stage fright. "Let go now!" At which time I decide to defend my self with a punch to Marik in the stomach and he sinks to the ground. "That serves ya right!" At which time I run over and hits that all to convenient "buzzer button"
At which time the sound effects fill the room, everyone returns to their seats.
Mina sweat drops, then adds "Thanks, Monica, master creator of this story…" then bows, adding, "let's take a short break for all you fan girls to stop drooling over Joey and his egotistic self."
(Um… back stage)
"Phew, that was weird."
"and close, I nearly encountered Priest Malik…" (Past Sigue)
"I really hope people review; I still need ideas for an unlikely movie title…"
"Mina, I promise you we'll figure it out, okay, besides, I'm just rewriting it, I already have the idea…"
"And I'm the Queen of Atlantis…"
"You were in your past life…"
"Were was the word of focus there, wasn't it…"
See da pretty button? Good… now put your mouse over da button. Good… now, press it. Very good, now review… You know… type suggestions for Chappie Ten- Hasharu's Revenge…