Seeing as we are not supposed to address our reviews in stories, I can't credit the one I took the idea from. Have a fabulous day!
Chapter Four- Foreign Film Dub
(stage) "And we are back to Whose Line is it Any Way?- Yu-Gi-Oh style, the only game wherein the points really don't matter, just like Seto without his Blue-Eyes, he truly doesn't matter…" Mina said, pointing at the now angry Kaiba.
"Hey, never call me Seto!" He replied.
"Okay, who cares what I call you… on to our next game… foreign film dub, this is for all four of you, but first I need suggestions for an unlikely film title…"
"The Day Weevil Got Fangirls…" Said randomgirl…
"I'm looking for a bit easier… no offence…"
How 'bout Four Weddings and a Funeral?
Mina replies with "that'll do… I have pre decided to do Spanish" (check my profile…) "Ustedes van a figner español."
Joey replies in his usual blonde manner "What did she say?"
Kaiba not only translates, but insults Joey in so doing "Stupid Mutt, weren't you paying attention, she said "you all (formal) are going to fake Spanish.""
Joey replies "Gracias, Kaiba." (honestly, I hate Word… it keeps correcting the Spanish and it almost corrected randomgirl's penname.)
Kaiba replies softly "Es mi gusto (it's my pleasure)"
Joey asks "what?"
Kaiba replies "Forget it, stupid Mutt!" and sighs softly, wondering how he ever got convinced to join this game in the first place.
Joey, and his blonde self, scratches his head and adds "So, who's translatin'?"
Mina replies "You and Kaiba are our translators, Buena suerte."
Yami says, in a perfect accent "Voy a una boda esta noche, puedes ir si quieres."
Kaiba translates "I am going to a wedding, you can go if you wish (want)."
Joey asks, once again scratching his head "How in th' world do you know Spanish, Prep Boy?"
Kaiba replies with a sly smile "You have to know multiple languages in international corporations, like KaibaCorp." Showing off once again being his specialty.
Marik says shakily "No puedo ir, tengo que ir al funeral esta noche…" indicating his now black outfit
Joey mistranslates "I hate weddings, I refuse to go…"
Mina sighs softly "Way off track on the translation, but funny" laughter from her and the audience, including randomgirl, soon follows at Joey's blonde antics.
Yami restarts the scene with "Lo siento, oí que es la boda de Yugi…"
Kaiba translates again "I'm sorry… I heard that its Yugi's wedding…" with a perfect precision.
Marik sighs and replies "Digalo lo siento, pero como dije, no puedo ir."
Joey guesses "Tell him I'm sorry, but as I said, I can't go…"
Mina looks astonished "that was right on the money Joey, 1,000 points a ti. Yami, 100 points for the reference to Yugi getting married. Kaiba 10,000 for knowing a totally awesome ligua" (in this context, tis language.) "And to Marik, 1,000 points for giving us all a good excuse for not attending a weddin'. I have to take another break to translate to the Mutt what Marik said earlier, Hasta Luego."
(back stage)
Mina says "Joey, Marik said "I can't go, I have to go to a funeral tonight.", not whatever you said…"
Joey replies with a ruffle of his hair "I figured it as much… from all the laughter"
Thanks to Todos of my reviewers, keep 'em comin'… Thanks a ton and a half (smooches her hand and blows it to the camera.)
