Chapter Five World's Worst
WARNING: This chapter has a bit of Pegsy Bashing… so forgive me!
(on stage)
"Now it's time for Worlds Worst, I want you all to stand up on the "world's worst step" and come up with the World's Worst "things to say while dueling Pegasus."" Mina said, sitting at the wooden desk, holding a cup of hot tea in her left hand (she is ambidextrous… unlike myself) and her right hand laying softly on the "buzzer" button.
Joey steps forward, saying "What is Toon World, again?" this is followed by laughter from the audience, especially the reviewers that have been asked to be incorporated.
Kaiba steps forward, and looks directly to the audience, and says "can we perhaps free my brother first, huh?" (Duelist Kingdom Segue) at this he steps back, pretending to faint, laughter soon follows.
Marik steps forward"Who are you, again?" he says, stepping back to uproarious laughter.
Mina sighs softly, looking at the audience, who were still laughing at the soft Pegasus bashing, at which they stopped for a moment.
Yami steps forward, saying on his arrival "How 'bout a shadow game, Pesgy Boy?" laughter continues once more from the audience as many of them can actually see his reaction.
"World's worst date" Mina says softly, getting herself ready to be bashed. (multiple bashings here… bear with me)
Kaiba dashes forward and points to Joey, saying "I had to date the Mutt!" this is followed by "Mind Daggers" and death stares from Joey fan girls and Mina, who was never a fan of bashing Joey, even though she's done it a few times.
Yami steps forward "My date was an over emotional dragon!" this is also followed by "Mind Daggers" from Mina and a "boo" from the non-Yami fangirls in the audience.
Joey steps forward "my date was controlled by Dartz" which actually happened (le gasp) at which he steps back, bowing at the ironic laughter
Marik steps forward "my date was my evil side" a very evil grin from Marik soon follows "Ah, its back, save us all!" at this, he runs away screaming; this is followed by more laughter
The "Buzzer" sound soon emanates as Mina presses the small button with her right hand.
"1,000 points to Marik, wherever he is" Marikreturns to his seat, bowing at the laughter, "negative 200 to Kaiba for the Joey Bashing… I hate bashing any one" Mina turns a light shade of red "100 points to Joey for referencing to something that actually happened, and 300 to Yami for referencing to Shadow Games. Time for another break, after dis we shall learn who da winner is." She said, much to the distain of Kaiba (Joey 101!)
Sorry for the short chapter, Chappie six is longer, I promise…