A/N: I have decided to add another "quirk or identity" thing to make it pure irony… Please review and give me ideas for this, or else Hasharu's Revenge may just be a dream.

Chapter Eight- Let's Make A Date

Mina shifts her cards and reads the next game with a chuckle "you all get to play "Let's Make a Date, where Dartz is on a dating show type thing, then he asks each person some questions then guesses their quirk or identity. These identities are unknown to the respective contestants until they open the envelopes on the stools" she said, indicating them with a nod, at which the three remaining contestants sighed at their assignments.

Dartz pretended to play with his long locks with a sigh "so Bachelor number 1, if you were to go anywhere in the world for a year, where would you go and why?"

Yugi sighed darkly, beneath him was written "Beach Bum on Spring Break" and he was purely annoyed by the connotation "yo dude, I'd be right here tannin', dude, 'cause I'm already on vacation… ya hear?" At this Dartz nodded silently, and Yugi stared at Mina mouthing "I don't like this game".

Dartz fiddled with his hair a second time, this time turning to Yami "If you were a cat, what color would you be?"

Yami sighed, the text beneath him reading "Chess Piece angry about his Rank" "I'd be white, but then that's what the Queen would have me do, no? So I choose Black…"

Dartz flicked his hair back with his hand with a yawn hardly audible beyond the stage "So… Bachelor Three, if you and I were to go to the movies, what movie would we watch?"

Joey sighed, staring at Mina with distain "I'm not doing that" he said as the text read "math genius that just found the first million digits of Pi".

"You have to Joey, the rest are doing theirs, so you must do yours, no matter how embarrassing it may be…" Mina said to a giggle from a certain CEO sitting in the audience.

"Fine… We'd watch a math-related movie that costs 3.14…." At this Joey started rambling of the decimals of Pi as they were written on the back of the card, up to about 1000 decimals because Mina writes her numbers small enough to fit that many.

"Okay… Back to number one, if I were to set up a picnic for you, what would we eat?" Dartz said above the rambling puppy.

"We'd eat a sandwich, dude, because I like to eat sandwiches and I like soda, dude, but you don't eat soda." Yugi said in his "Beach Bum" accent that sounded like a surfer instead of a beach dude.

"Right… Bachelor Two… If I were to attack your castle, how would you defend it?" Dartz asked with an uninterested sigh, trying to ignore the unending ramblings of Joey.

"I would… Attack you because I am a powerful warrior, not a worthless pawn, a warrior… You hear me?" Yami raised his voice slightly beyond the normal, at which Mina pressed the buzzer button a few times.

"I think you should know who or what they are supposed to be by now…" she said as Joey stopped rambling and sat straight up.

"Yes, Yugi was a beached surfer…"

"Close enough…" Yugi said in place of Mina, with a dark glare to Mina as he took his seat on one of the various chairs seated on the opposite end of the stage as the stools were on.

"Yami was a Chess piece hoping for a promotion." Dartz continued, to a silent nod from Yami as he took his seat next to Yugi. "Joey was a math nerd who had just finished finding the value of Pi…" At this Joey got up to a laugh from Kaiba, who had videotaped the whole incident.

"Correct, 1000 points to you Dartz, 200 to Joey for being completely OOC for once in his life, 200 to Yami for having to be a chess piece, and 300 to Yugi for having to endure a weird dialect…" Mina said to many grumbles from the contestants "don't forget that the points don't matter while we take a break…" she finished, flipping her cards in silence; the air was filled with comic genius in spite of the grumbling on the opposite side of the room.

Secondary A/N- The Bashing Melee is next chapter, so give me ideas for the game and how to insult Hasharu… Character Roasting is fun, especially when it's OC's that no one in the story likes. So review and such, flames will be used to roast stuff.