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Miranda is a very sweet girl whose dream is to grow up to be strong like Tsunade-sama, and to be an ANBU version of her. She likes to hear blood filled stories of ninja missions and wonders if it is difficult to wear a skirt during missions. She insists that people will call her by her nickname Mira. With perfect shoulder length black hair, innocently blue eyes and a sweet smile, the girl hides her surprisingly murderous nature.

Niko is a very lively boy who isn't sure about his dreams yet. He keeps on talking about something until he forgets the point and drifts from the original subject and in the end spaces out, mouth hanging open with a dreamy expression on his face. This boy has short brown spiky hair and chocolate brown eyes that look at everything innocently.

Takuho is a very uninspired boy, scanning his surroundings with a rather bored gaze. He became a ninja because he had nothing better to do. He likes to take long baths. The boy has a bit longer spiky hair than his teammate and it's black like the others, and his grey eyes keep watching the boy who can't stop talking (and when he stops he kicks him to wake the boy out of his daze).

Their instructor kept on smiling at the three of them. Mira and Takuho doubted if their teacher really was at Jounin level, because he looked too innocent and happy and was wearing orange of all colors, while they all had chosen earthy colors. And the smile he gives just screams idiot.

Their opinion changed though, after the little 'survival training' where they had to get two bells from their teacher. It turned out to be downright impossible when he kept on doing the most weird and amazing stunts and at end of the day, they had failed to get the bells. The blond's smile never faltered though, and he happily told them that they passed anyway.

The next day, when they were having a congratulations-for-passing party at the training grounds and as the day went on, even Takuho was affected by the smile and started to feel fondness over their new sensei.

So when a Bad-guy, a She-devil and a Rapist suddenly emerged from the bushes, they instantly drew out their weapons, jumped in front of their teacher and told him to run away, conveniently forgetting the fact that he was (probably) more than qualified to beat the devil spawn up by himself.

The Bad-guy looked torn between being amused and pissed off.

The She-devil looked like she couldn't decide whether to cuddle them or to rip their kidneys out.

The Rapist looked like he was about to rape someone. (Well…duh.)

And all they could do was to gulp and run behind their teacher (conveniently remembering the fact that he was (probably) more than qualified to beat the devil spawn up by himself), cling to him and send glares to keep the intruders away from him. They didn't get why their innocent teacher wasn't intimidated by the high level freaks that had arrived.

"Hey guys. What are you doing here? And stop scaring my students!"

The three newcomer's gazes turned to their sensei and their expressions change to ones that looked like they wanted to eat him. And the three children tried to glare harder.

The pink one dared to take a step closer.

"Naruto, why did you leave the team?"

"Because someone had to leave. And besides, I didn't belong."

"What do you mean?"

"Well, you all start with an S and I'm the only one starting with a different letter so it's only natural that I leave. S-team, go!"

The three looked bothered about something.

"That's the stupidest reason I've ever heard, dobe."

"You don't have to do this… just name any of us and then come back."

Their instructor looked at his desperate, newly attained students and then smiled again.

"Naw, it's okay. I'm their teacher right now and it's all good, right guys?"

The three nodded, Mira giving a smug look to the ones offering to take him away. She'd have to train hard to keep them away.

-o-o-o-

After having dismissed class, Naruto was walking towards the Hokage tower because his ex-teammates had said she wanted him there.

"So... why are you all following me?"

"Just making sure you don't get lost on your way there, dobe."

"I thought I could go and see Tsunade-sama while I'm at it."

"Because walking behind you gives me quite a nice view."

"I'm curious to see what sensei will do in self-defence if someone were to harass him."

"I wanna help Mira!"

"I have nothing better to do…"

Naruto gave his stalkers a suspicious glare before continuing walking. Mira tried to fall into his steps behind him, in attempt to cover the 'nice view' the Rapist was talking about.

When they reached the Godaime's office, they were all greeted by a surprise.

"Gaara!"

And the three older stalkers growled, leaving the younger ones to stare at the red-headed Murderer in confusion. Mira's cheeks turned red from the delightful aura the boy was emitting.

"It's been ages! How are you?"

"Fine."

Naruto kept on hanging onto Gaara's neck and it didn't make Sasuke happy. Especially not when Gaara's hand sneaked its way to rest on Naruto's bum.

"Oi Sabaku! Care to lift that hand of yours?"

Gaara didn't comply, only gave a hint of a smirk.

"Eh? What's wrong, teme? It's okay because we understand each other, being containers and all, right, Gaara?"

The leader of Suna didn't really get the point of what his fellow demon container had just said, but nodded anyway. The last Uchiha looked furious for a moment before he walked closer and placed his hand on the boy's bottom, right next to Gaara's, giving a slight squeeze for good measure.

Naruto's eyes widened and he gave a tiny squeak.

"It's okay, dobe. Since us both grew up without parents. You understand that, right?"

And all Naruto could do was to nod uncertainly. Sakura and Sai refused to be left out of this fun. And the hand-free space on Naruto's behind became a little limited.

"I was there for you when Sasuke left. We both felt the same."

"We're both emotionally retarded in a way, so this is justified."

"Um, what does any of that have anything to do with you touching my ass?"

Tsunade watched the scene with mild amusement. Because the situation really was kind of funny, but then, it's her Naruto they kept on molesting. And she didn't want people molesting her innocent adopted younger brother.

"Hands off all of you!" She commanded. "Naruto, you should take your students back home now."

Naruto nodded and left with the three children. The four molesters left in the room snapped their fingers in disappointment. And the Hokage didn't look happy. Not happy at all.


To be continued...

Sorry about the OC's. I just needed a team for Naruto. They won't appear that much in the future : )

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