Discleimer: Are you still doubting me?

After having to hear an unnecessarily long rant from the Hokage on how they should not molest Naruto, the three of them left the office, sighing in defeat. She had threatened to severely punish them if Naruto ever got raped or came to complain about molestation.

But that wasn't the problem, really. All they had to do was not to get caught. And that is practically what ninja do. They don't get caught.

No, the problem was Naruto as always. It was so easy to molest him, and what was even worse, was that the boy was so oblivious he didn't even notice! That made him extremely vulnerable to attacks.

They completely ignored the fact that they were the attackers, of course.

Well, maybe he wouldn't let just anyone touch him; at least they could be sure that complete strangers kept their dirty hands off their him blond.

Really wanting to get rid of competition, Sasuke glared at Sai who was walking beside him and asked when he was going to leave. It's not like he was originally from Konoha anyway.

Sai gave him a frown and asked when Sasuke was going to marry some pretty girl and restore his clan.

Sakura laughed when she saw Sasuke's eye twitch, not stopping even when both of the boys turned to glare at her. Sasuke snorted and asked if Sakura was aware that the dobe's crush on her was just a cry for attention and that he doesn't really mean anything when he asks her on dates.

Sakura stopped laughing and joined the glare-fest.

The thick air of rivalry slowly lessened as they parted ways.

-o-o-o-

Sasuke knows it's love. Naruto is the only special person left in his life. Even when his mind was darkened from thoughts of Itachi, thoughts of Naruto pushed though, making the world seem a little brighter.

And he knows that even if he grows old and bald and less attractive, Naruto wouldn't mind. He'd just keep standing beside him, talking nonsense as always. And Sasuke would listen.

Sasuke was sure, so he decided to use the tips he received from Kakashi.

Kakashi said that he should show simple affection, like hold his hands, glomp him occasionally and whisper sweet things into his ear. Truth be told, Sasuke had been surprised the gentleness of his teacher's advice. He had expected something like 'throw him to the ground and ravish him'. Still, beggars couldn't be choosers, and though he really wanted to be able to blame his sensei when the inevitable happened and his libido couldn't take it any more…he'd try and keep things under control.

He refused to literally do what Kakashi had suggested but got the basic idea. So at the same evening, he went to the dobe's house, sneaked in through his window (which was open…tsh, Naruto should be more careful. We're talking about a village full of sneaky ninja bastards here, for god's sake.) and saw the boy already asleep on his bed. Smiling a little, he removed his clothes, leaving his boxers on, and laid down next to Naruto.

Naruto shifted a little, opening his eyes sleepily and looked at Sasuke with confused eyes. Sasuke just said that he was feeling lonely; an excuse he knew Naruto would accept without questions. Furrowing his brows he added that Naruto better not tell anyone about this.

Naruto just smiled and drifted back to sleep, letting Sasuke sleep beside him. The latter kept watching the sleeping one, caressing his cheek and whispering sweet nothings to the unconscious boy.

The morning wasn't as peaceful. Someone came knocking on the door and the two boys who overslept went into panic. Naruto, because of the lack of decent clothing and Sasuke, because he didn't want to be seen here, at least not yet.

So Naruto rushed and Sasuke hid in the closet, reminding Naruto not to tell anyone.

And as the front door was closed and the Uchiha was left alone in the blond's apartment, Sasuke found it kind of funny that he had to literally come out of the closet.

-o-o-o-

Sakura knows it's love. Naruto makes the many little butterflies in her stomach go wild and every time his smile is directed at her, she can't help but let the radiating happiness affect her too. Being around him makes her flustered and comfortable at the same time, and Naruto makes Sakura feel safe and protected.

And she knows that even if she'd fall ill and became weak, Naruto would be there, supporting her through all of it, that smile of his never faltering. And she would smile back.

Sakura was sure, so she would do some of the things she had discussed over with Ino.

On the next morning after her latest departure with her rivals, she went to knock on Naruto's door. There were a lot of noises coming from inside, but she didn't really care about them. It was Naruto after all and it was a given that he was loud in everything he did.

They boy opened the door after awhile, looking quite adorable with his ruffled clothes and I-just-woke-up hair. She resisted the squeal about to burst out, giving a smile instead and asked if the boy wanted to go to town with her. He took a nervous glance behind his shoulder before agreeing, a smile growing on his face.

They walked and they talked, he jokeed and she laughed. Sakura tried hard to be herself; since that's what Naruto liked about her if his crush had been real (Sasuke's words had left her wondering). But it proved to be hard, trying to be yourself when you just should be yourself.

So she was left thinking over things like should she hit the boy when he said something stupid, because that would be like her. Then again she really didn't want to hurt the boy.

This all led to Naruto looking at her worriedly, asking if she was feeling all right. She just made a quick excuse to see Tsunade and fled, embarrassed.

-o-o-o-

Sai knows its love. Naruto makes him feel something other than physical needs. Naruto's happy attitude makes his stomach clench uncomfortably, and when Naruto's bright blue eyes stare directly at his, he can't help but feel like there's something in them, something Sai has never had but had been maybe unconsciously wanting for awhile.

And he knows that no matter what he says to the boy, he would be there for him, reminding how to smile, how to feel genuinely.

Since Sai really didn't know how to go about feelings and after having bizarre results on just boldly confessing, he decided to go with Icha Icha Paradice author's advice. He had been taught that even if the boy was dense as hell, his body wasn't. It knew what it wanted, and if given, then the mind would (probably) follow soon after.

So Sai snatched Naruto for himself on the evening, a day after the Hokage's rant, asking if he wanted to watch a movie with him. Naruto looked worriedly to the direction of the Hokage tower before agreeing happily.

The movie Sai had rented was slightly more than erotic, and as the movie went on he watched with satisfaction as Naruto became to react. He leaned in closer, observing that Naruto's body indeed knew what it wanted. He should use more those things the old man had taught him.

Leaning in even more, he aimed for the bulge in Naruto's pants. The boy let out a small 'eep' and tried to protest when Sai proceeded on giving him a blowjob. Sai ignored the protests and just did what he was about to do.

When it' was over, Naruto looked at him with half lidded eyes, which made a spark of excitement grow in Sai. He tried to remind himself that people rarely enjoy being raped outside fictional fantasy books.

After the movie was over, Naruto quickly left, too embarrassed to even say goodbye, leaving Sai to take care of his own grown problem.

-o-o-o-

The next day Naruto was being followed again by the three of them. Naruto didin't get why his friends insisted on walking behind him. That is, until he himself checks out the behind of some very well shaped woman. His eyes widened as realization hit him, quickly turning around to stare at his former teammates.

And they were staring right back. Were they checking him out? All of them? Naruto quickly made up an excuse and dashed off, leaving behind three disappointed suitors.

-o-o-o-

When exactly two hours had passed since his hasty escape, there was a knock on Naruto's door. He immediately perked up from his freaked out state, thinking that it was probably Iruka. It's not like many people, except Iruka, came to knock on his door.

So when Naruto opened the door and saw his three former (very persistent) teammates, he couldn't help but regret opening the door.

They looked quite demanding, which was unnerving him even more. But before Naruto could get even more freaked out, and before any of his suitors could open their mouth, Naruto's eyes closed and familiarly unfamiliar chakra filled the room.

"I'm sick of you."

They shivered. It wasn't really Naruto who said it but still…

"Lovesick little kitlings, coming here to demand if he feels something back. You really assume he knows what love is?"

Naruto opened his eyes and they were blood red with slitted pupils. The look in them wasn't dangerous, just plain annoyed.

"And what does the mighty demon know about human emotions?" Sasuke dared to ask, his voice full of sarcasm. Kyuubi looked unaffected by this, though it didn't stop being pissed off.

"Maybe a bit more that that kid over there," he said pointing at Sai.

"Ne, Kyuubi. Do you know how Naruto feels about us?"

Sakura looked hopeful, getting the courage to speak normally to the demon after Sasuke's demonstration.

"…"

"Would you tell us?"

"Other that being freaked out? Tch, I'll tell you this much. If he combines what he feels for you three then it would close to love."

"Probably," he added after awhile. The three kept staring at him, not sure of what to say. Kyuubi didn't really have anything worth to mention except 'back the hell off, you're annoying' so he proceeded on closing the door to their faces.

But not before giving a playful smirk and adding.

"Oh, and I can imagine you doubting this, but he isn't a virgin. Hasn't been for a long time."

To be continued...

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