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Naruto wasn't a virgin.

He wasn't. That's what Kyuubi had said. Now, this piece of information shouldn't have been that shocking, really. It just meant that Naruto had sex before.

But then again, you need another person (or more than that) to have sex. Which meant that someone had banged Naruto before. Who was it? When, why, how?

The suspicious glances shared between the three rivals were proof enough that it wasn't any of them.

Their image of a totally innocent blond was shattered now. They were a bit disappointed of the boy being more experienced than them.

More experienced since Sasuke had been a cold asexual bastard, Sakura had been too obsessed with Sasuke, then training and then Naruto, and Sai had always received negative feedback on not putting even the tiniest bit of emotion into it.

It didn't fit their image at all. It was only natural to assume that Naruto didn't know about the bees and flowers.

"But that's not really the problem here, is it now?"

The two males turned to look at their pink-haired rival.

"What do you mean, hag?"

"Kyuubi was kind of loose. Don't you think that's dangerous?"

"Hn, all it did was mess up this situation more."

"Stupid! Naruto might be in danger!"

Shortly after shouting it, Sakura was racing towards the Hokage tower along with her two teammates.

They burst in through the door, obviously not bothering to knock before entering. Tsunade looked up from her papers and lifted an eyebrow at the three Naruto molesters.

"And what do I owe for this pleasure?"

Sakura stepped forward, trying to catch her breath.

"Hokage-sama. We just went to Naruto's apartment and when he opened the door, it was Kyuubi who answered."

"No, no. It was Naruto as Kyuubi, not Kyuubi itself." Sai tried to correct her.

"More like Kyuubi as Naruto." Sasuke butted in.

"Wait, so he went into a rampage and destroyed half of the town?"

"No! It was more like Kyuubi just took over Naruto's body and talked to us."

"Talked, huh? What did it say?"

"It told us that Naruto's not…"

Two hands quickly covered Sakura's mouth. She looked a bit annoyed before realizing what she was just about to say to the Hokage. Sasuke glared at her before clearing his throat.

"It didn't say anything worth mentioning."

"Well it must be something dire if the demon fox came and said it itself! Now spit it out."

"Listen here, Hokage-sama. All it did was play with our minds and tell us to scram. We came here to ask if Naruto's in danger because the demon actually got that much freedom."

She glared at the Uchiha boy.

"You aren't in a position to show me any kind of disrespect, Uchiha. But anyway, I'll call Naruto over to see if there's something wrong."

Tsunade called Shizune and told her to get Naruto in her office, and then she resumed doing the pile of paperwork on her desk, trying to ignore the three idiots who still were in her office. The ignoring didn't go too well as she grew more and more annoyed by the second.

She lifted her gaze and glared at the new team 7.

"Dismissed."

But not one of them made even a tiniest movement towards the door. Sai stared at her for awhile and then opened his blunt mouth and asked if she was going to tell Naruto to strip in order to examine him. His teammates didn't say anything but seemed to wait an answer to that question too. Tsunade had used her last drop of patience.

"Out!"

-o-o-o-

Naruto had a hard time dragging himself into the Hokage's office. Going outside meant he might run into them.

He was so totally confused by his three ex-teammates. One moment they were ignoring him and the other they were checking him out. Or then he had imagined the whole thing and everything was normal. Or then it was all just a dream.

"Yes, kit. It's just a dream. You're fucking high."

Naruto scowled at the sarcasm.

"Why are you talking to me?" The fox didn't answer. Not that Naruto had expected it to. Their conversations never were longer than the previous one. Ususally the fox just came to laugh at his misery or make a point on how idiotic he had been. That sarcastic, sadistic, sardonic, poor excuse of a furry…thing.

Naruto didn't know what to do. It seemed like his three friends got along better than ever. They were almost always together when Naruto had seen them. It almost felt like…

Sasuke had found a new best friend in Sai.

Sakura was still crushing at Sasuke, trying to spend every waking minute with him.

Sai had used him as a springboard on his way to the more emotional world, now practising them on others.

It did feel a tad bit lonely, though the way they still kind of hung around him made him feel not so left out. Though he still couldn't place them staring at him anywhere in his theory.

Maybe he'd just give them time and ask for a longer mission for him and his team.

Nodding to agree with himself, he fastened his pace, approaching the Hokage tower.

-o-o-o-

"What did you want, baba?"

Tsunade didn't look offended by the nickname, more concerned about something as she stared at him. It made Naruto panic slightly, fearing that something was wrong.

"I heard Kyuubi got loose. Not in a dangerous way but still. Do you know anything about it?"

Naruto's shoulder slumped slightly. And here he thought it was going to be something more dramatic.

"Yeah, it does that."

"You make it sound like it's not a big deal."

Naruto scratched his cheek and smiled sheepishly.

"You know that it can take control when I'm having strong emotions. When I opened my door I was kinda experiencing strong feelings but since it wasn't like I was in battle or anything I didn't go on rampage. Actually, I kind of let him take over. Call it a self-defence mechanism, if you will."

Unknown to the blond, there were three extra pairs of ears listening to the conversation under Tsunade's window. All they had heard was that the boy had had strong emotions when he opened the door to them. It must've been love! The boy actually was in love with one of them!

A glare was shared between the three rivals, soon dismissed as the conversation continued.

"So you made it get rid of a situation you thought you couldn't handle?"

"Yup!"

"I wouldn't sound so proud of it, brat. But whatever, do you know what it said to them?"

"I was kinda in hiding so I didn't listen."

"So what did you feel you opened the door and saw them?"

The three eavesdroppers waited eagerly for the answer, leaning closer while trying to push the other two away.

"Panic."

Tsunade could hardly contain her laughter, especially when she heard a loud thud outside her window. She was kind of relieved to know that her Naruto was somewhat aware of his suitors intentions. Or then not, but at least he subconsciously knew to be wary of them.

Her window shattered and three ninja hopped into her office. Her pink-haired student apologised about the window before joining her two rivals on capturing an escaping Naruto. When they succeeded on capturing the squirming boy, they left the same route they had entered.

Tsunade just blinked after the four had disappeared from her office.

Her Naruto just got ninja-napped.

For a moment she wondered if she should send ANBU's after team 7 to ensure the blond's safety. But it wasn't like he was in real danger. And even if he was, there was always Kyuubi and that wonderful Rasengan. Her adopted brother would be alright.

She decided to tell that to herself a couple more times before she actually believed it herself.

To Be Continued...

Next time I shall reveal who did who and why and what!?

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