Disclaimer : I don't own Doctor Who, but I can play with them. Muhahahahahaha!
boing
ICE CREAM!!
boing
ICE CREAM!!
FunkyFairyGirl had given in and started to read a book by this point, so PixieSpryte was left boinging around the console room calling for ice cream. However, any Best Friend and Personal Repressor of the FanGirlitius or Obsessive Disorder of a fan girl knows, never give in to their demands.
But the Doctor walks in with ice cream. The super hyperactive kind, that has to have a pull off label, just for the e-numbers.
DOCTOR! Don't give her the-
Too late.
Splat.
ICE CREAM FIGHT!!!
Oh dear. takes cover
FunkyFairyGirl finished her book, and came to the console room to see what else she could find the Doctor's super-massive pockets. Unfortunately, she got a face full of super hyperactive ice cream before she could even properly get out of the doorway. She responded, course now she was hyper, by pulling out several ice cream tubs from the Doctor's coat pockets. The Doctor, at this point, was standing in between the two fan girls, looking like an ice cream snowman. Now the fan girls were sticking chocolate buttons and sprinkles on him so he looked even more edible than before. Hmm, ice cream covered Doctor.
Comes out of hiding. Returns with a ice cream moustache and chocolate sprinkles on face
Hmm. Tastes like . . . Doctor.
Now FunkyFairyGirl and PixieSpryte were eating the Doctor, luckily only the ice cream and chocolate bits. They finished, ran out the room, and came back riding two black horses.
"WHERE THE HELL DID YOU TWO GET HORSES???"
A third and fourth followed, and Roxx mounted one.
Aw, come on Doctor, don't be such a panty pooper!!
"Don't you mean party pooper?"
Nope, now get on the horse!!
He got the on the horse-
"Only cause you made me!"
Hey, I'm the author!
Anyway, he got on the horse, which decided to run after his friends when the Doctor was only half on. So he went down the TARDIS with one foot in a stirrup, lying with his back on the saddle.
"Arh-gh-gh-gh-gh! Stop the damn horse!"
Aw, now I gotta make this a K+ fic. It'll be T by the end of this chapter . . .
Anyway, the horse stopped-
"Thank Rassilion!"
-after ten minutes of trying to catch up to his friends.
"Why do you hate me so, Author?"
I don't, I just like writing in caps, and you're easy enough to pick on, otherwise I'm get a virtual whack over the head with a plastic TARDIS from the real PixieSpryte and FunkyFairyGirl.
Back, to the half-formed slightly odd and salted story, the Doctor managed to get on his horse properly, and commenced catching up to FunkyFairyGirl and PixieSpryte who were currently having a conversation about how much they could sell some of the Doctor's things on e-bay for.
"I reckon I'll get a million squillion quid for his Converse!!"
"Well, I'll get a million squillion and one quid for his-"
Yes, thank you.
Now, the Doctor caught up on his horse-
"Called Henry Two."
-called Henry Tw-wait what happened to Henry One?
"Something. Unmentionable."
Ah. Involving the Fan Girls, I guess? And something to do with super hyperactive ice cream?
"Maybe."
Okay. So. The Doctor caught up on his horse, called Henry Two, while the Fan Girls were still having a random conversation. Then, on noticing the Doctor, they galloped off on their horses, to Rassilion-knows-where.
"Wait, you know where!"
Maybe, but I like to keep the mystery.
So. They galloped off, and the Doctor, on his horse called Henry Two, trotted back to the control room, to try and clear up the ice cream puddle left on the floor, but it had gone.
"Where had it gone?"
Would you believe me if I said they were a rare breed on Fan Girl? The Tidy Fan Girl?
"Nope."
Didn't think so.
Anyway, the Fan Girls came back, horses gone, but they'd found a very drunk Captain Jack, who was currently leaning on the two girls, singing the Yo Ho Ho song.
"Okay, why is he drunk, and why the Yo Ho Ho song?"
I didn't mention which Captain Jack.
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