Total Drama Domination Episode 1:
"Welcome to the new season of Total Drama Island! We will have all 84 contestants back!" Said Chris "And Here they cum, first is Ezekiel!"
"Girls are gay, ay."
"Eva!"
"GRHHHHHH!"
"Noah!"
"Fuck Dodgeball.:
"Justin!"
"I am hot."
"Katie!"
"EHHHHHHHHH!"
"Tyler!"
"Sports!"
"Izzy!"
"I Have schizophrenia."
"Cody!"
"Have sex with me please"
"Beth!"
"Cookies."
"Sadie!"
"EHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (But in a fat way)
"Courtney!"
"I'm calling my lawyers!"
"Harold!"
"Booyah!"
"Trent!"
"Nine!"
"Bridgette"
"I'm in love with this pole."
"Lindsay!"
"How do you breathe again?"
"DJ!"
"MOMMA!"
"Geoff!"
"Party Time!"
"Leshawna!"
"Leshawna in tha house!"
"Duncan!"
"I Love Barney"
"Heather!"
"Losers."
"Gwen!"
"Myspace"
"Owen!"
*Farts*
"Sierra!"
"CODY!"
"Alejandro!"
"I am Hot!"
"Blainley!"
"I have menopause"
"Staci!"
"My great great great great great uncle invented Total Drama"
"B!"
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"Dawn!"
"I am stupid and gay"
"Sam!"
"I am Based"
"Brick"
"Sir Yes Sir!"
"Ann Maria!"
"Jersey Baby!"
"Dakota!"
"#Gamerwife"
"Mike!"
"Why do I exist"
"Jo!"
"Bring it on!"
"Scott!"
"I am also Based"
"Zoey!"
"Duuuuh, im stupid"
"Lightning!"
"Im Super Based!"
"Cameron!"
"I want my bubble!"
"Beardo!"
*Beatboxes*
"Leonard!"
"Shazam!"
"Amy"
"Fuck Samey!"
"Rodney!"
"I love girls!"
"Samey!"
"It's actually Sammy"
"Ella!"
"Lalalala!"
"Topher!"
"I want to be Chris!"
"Dave!"
"Girls are so gay"
"Scarlett!"
"I want to murder people"
"Max!"
"EVIL!"
"Jasmine!"
"Shrimp on the Barbie"
"Sugar!"
"Sugar Silo!"
"Sky!"
"Homework is so epic!"
"Shawn!"
"Zombies!"
"Tammy!"
*Plays Ocarina*
"Gerry!"
"Hehehehehehehe"
"Pete!"
"Hehehehehehehe"
"Ellody!"
"Math words"
"Mary!"
"Math Words"
"Laurie!"
"I eat meat"
"Miles!"
"Miles Balls"
"Tom!"
"Im Gay!"
"Jen!"
"Im straight!"
"Taylor!"
"Ew"
"Kelly!"
"Menopause"
"Jay!"
"I Have Scurvy"
"Mickey!"
"I'm scared of feet"
"Chet!"
"Homework is gay!"
"Lorenzo!"
"Video Games rule!"
"Rock!"
"Rock and Roll!"
"Spud!"
"I am going to kill Ron DeSantis"
"Dwayne!"
"I just want to grill!"
"Junior!"
"TikTok"
"Crimson!"
"Lil Peep"
"Ennui!"
"Playboi Carti"
"Ryan!"
"I'm on steroids"
"Stephine!"
*Beats Boyfriend*
"Carrie!"
*Poops herself because she's stupid*
"Devin!"
"I work at GameStop!"
"Emma!"
"I'm a lawyer"
"Kitty!"
"Selfie!"
"Jacques!"
"French word!"
"Josse!"
"Gold!"
"MacArthur!"
"Police Brutality"
"Sanders!"
"Less Police Brutality"
"And Brody!"
"Party Time!"
"Alright" Chris said. "Now that all of you fucks are here, lets just vote someone off right away
(Bonfire Ceremony)
Everyone is sitting on the stumps and Chris is reading the votes.
"Ok" Chris said "I've got the votes and the person going home is…
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"Duncan!"
Duncan started to cry and fart "This isn't fair! I'm telling Barney on you guys!"
"We don't care nerd!" Sam said to the Barney loving baby.
"Yeah, cuz Barney is Sha gay!" Lightning said as he high fived Sam.
"Duncan, time to go to the cock of shame" Chris said, as Duncan aborded the Cock of Shame and cried and pissed himself.
"Who will be voted out next? Find out next time on Total! Drama! Domination!"
Boot Order:
84th: Duncan
The first chapter of my magnum opus Is complete. I am going to do what Captainswagswag didn't have the balls to do, and finish TD Domination. Anyway, I voted Duncan off first because Duncan sucks and is gay. Stay Tuned next time for my next piece of fine art.