AN: Yeah, I know, I'm posting twice in the same day… AGAIN!! You must think I have no life (sniff, sniff), but this story is actually already finished, I'm just drawing it out… I could leave you hanging for a month… or give you all the chapters now. Well, here's chapter 5. It's pretty much the reason why this fanfic is teen. Enjoy…

Inside Shikamaru's house… a few seconds beforehand…

"Dude, havin' brothers sucks!" Temari shouted, out of nowhere.

"Tell me about it, I have no siblings." Shikamaru slurred.

"Well, you ain't missin much, 'cept torture and embarrassment and yea…" Temari trailed off. "And then, tellin' half da 'cadamy wuzz in your diary…"

"You don' even have a last name… wuzz up widdat?" Shikamaru asked.

"I 'on't know. All I know, is that it hazz somphin do wid Gaara…" Temari was now slurring.

"Oh… kay… you need a-you need a-you need a real last name." Shikamaru stuttered, taking another swig of sake.

"Well, dat won' madder no more, soon, anyway." Temari also took another swig.

"Why?" Shikamaru asked, through his drunkness. Temari smiled a crooked smile.

"Cuz it'll be Naro, ri'?" Temari asked. Shikamaru looked up.

"Duuude, dat's like mah last naaame." Shikamaru hiccupped.

"Yea, tha's tha pooint, innit?" Shikamaru turned a little redder, and it was not because of alcohol.

"But-but isn' it Nari, or somphin?" Shikamaru asked.

"Duude, we're soooo frickin' wasted." (AN: my favorite line in the entire story, so far, sry just had to say ) They burst out laughing. Shikamaru stopped.

"Wai', 'ow ya spell frick-frek-freakin'?" he asked. Suddenly, the doorbell rang.

"I'll getit!" Temari yelled, getting up and stumbling, almost falling to the ground. She finally made it to the door, unlocked it and swung it open.

Ino was in the doorway…

"'Ozit?" Ino heard Shikamaru say.

"'O r'you?" Temari asked. Ino smiled and put her finger to Temari's temple. Temari fell down and Ino tossed her into the bushes. She stepped inside, shut the door and locked it. She walked over to Shikamaru and sat down next to him.

"Wurz Temari?" he muttered, looking around.

"She had to go get more sake." Ino replied.

"Oh…" he settled back down. "Cool."

"So, Shikamaru, I've been wondering, when are you going to drop Temari and hang out with your real friends, like me?" Ino batted her eyes at him.

"Duuude, I can't, she needs a last name and stuff, ya know? And besi's bro-broth-brothers suck." Shikamaru answered her, with a goofy grin. Ino was confused and thought fast, or fast for her, she is incapable of thinking, by our definition, fast.

"Shikamaru, I hate to tell you this, but Temari has a husband in the Sand village." Ino lied.

"Really?" Shikamaru asked. He looked shocked and sad.

"Yes." Ino said.

"Oh… but she wuzz gonna move in!" Shikamaru protested.

"All lies." Ino lied, herself. Shikamaru finished the bottle of sake he was on and stared ahead. Suddenly, he fell back against the couch, snoring. Ino cursed.

Meanwhile…

Hinata and Naruto stood in front of Uchiha Manor.

"I thought there were going to be booby traps, or something dangerous, by the way you were talking." Hinata stammered.

"I was really just afraid of invoking Sakura's wrath." Naruto chuckled, sheepishly. "I mean, I haven't talked to her much, since we got back to Konoha after Gaara got captured."

Suddenly, a bolt of lightening hit, somewhere behind the Uchiha mansion and thunder followed it. Rain splashed all around them.

"It's kind of creepy, you know? The mansion, with the lightening and the thunder and the rain. Man, this is freaky." Naruto continued, scratching his head. He opened the door. "Let's go inside, shall we?" Hinata nodded, timidly.

They both entered, slowly. The mansion was creepier inside. The only light came through the windows, where the moon was filtered through dark clouds.

Suddenly, the door slammed behind them. Naruto could barely make out the form of Sakura near the other side of the room. When Naruto was a Genin, this would be one of his dreams; being alone with Sakura at night, but now he knew better… so much better.

"S-s-sakura-chan" Naruto stammered, trying to hide behind Hinata, who was in turn trying to hide behind him. It didn't work. "I was-I was j-just going to ch-check on Sasuke-kun." Sakura smiled and laughed, at the other end of the room.

"Come on, Naruto-kun, follow me." Sakura's voice sounded different. And was it a trick of the light, or did she look different? She turned and went through a door they had not seen before. Hinata gave Naruto a fleeting look. Sakura looked over her shoulder.

"Maybe she should go." She replied, coldly. Hinata looked glanced at Naruto, who shrugged, apologetically, before hurrying out the door, which locked behind her. Naruto followed Sakura into the room. After he had entered, she shut the door and bolted it, standing in front it, her head down.

"Sakura-chan?" Naruto asked. She didn't answer. Naruto looked around and gasped at who he saw walking out of the shadows.

"Ah, Naruto, also the Kyuubi, I found you at last." Said the figure clad in the Akatsuki coat.