"Mer, it's time to get up." Derek whispered into her ear and planted a soft kiss on her neck.

"Too early..." She moaned as she rolled over, and covered her head with the heavy comforter.

"Okay then." He said as he climbed under the covers and met her lips with his.

"Still tired..." She said as she pulled away and yawned.

"Really?" Derek said in surprise. "Humph." He moved lower under the blanket and began to kiss her still naked breasts. "Still?" He asked as he pulled away from her.

"Um, still a little...yeah.." She said as she laid back.

"I can fix that." She said as he worked his way farther down. He spread her legs and his tongue delved inside of her. She gasped loudly.

"Uh. Okay. I'm awake." She said as she quickly wiggled away from him.

"But we were just having fun." He said as his head peeked out from under the blankets. He had a huge smile on his face.

"If you start that. We won't be able to stop, and we'll be late." She explained, trying to rationalize more to herself than him.

"What's so bad about being late?" He asked as he laid against her. She could feel his erection pressing against her skin.

"Oh God..." She moaned. "Come on!" She said as she dragged him out of the bed and to the bathroom.

"What are we doing?" He asked.

"Multitasking." She returned as she turned on the water and pulled him into the shower with her. They both fell against the wall. Meredith began to giggle hysterically. Derek found it infectious and joined in. "Seriously..."

"Seriously." He returned with a smile.

"Multitasking." She said quickly remembering what she was doing. She lathered her hair and threw some of his shampoo in her hands and lathered his. "You have to help!" She scorned. He quickly obliged.

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"What are you doing here?" George asked as he grabbed a coffee mug.

"Living here, for the moment." Ian said smoothly as he settled down in his chair and opened the paper.

"Seriously?" George asked. "Meredith is letting you live here?"

"Yes." Ian said simply as he took a bite of his english muffin. "I like english muffins. Do you know why?"

"Because they taste good?" George said, shrugging his shoulders, as he sat down with a muffin.

"No. Because they are English." George just rolled his eyes. Both of their heads shot up when they heard the yelling and rustling around upstairs.

"What the hell is that?" Ian asked quickly.

"Meredith and Derek." George said simply.

"Are they always that loud?" Ian asked, as he heard Meredith scream Derek's name.

"Oh, that is not loud." George explained. "Loud is when the windows break." George laughed, thinking back at the door incident.

"Hmm." Ian mumbled as he went back to the newspaper. "So you are all friends?"

"Yep." George answered, slightly annoyed by Ian. "So, you and Meredith were married." George asked, returning Ian's stupid question for one of his own.

"Actually, are..." Ian clarified. George spit muffin out all over the table.

"What?" George asked in shock.

"We're still married." Ian said frankly as he folded the section of paper he was reading.

"What do you mean, still married?" George asked quickly. "Does Meredith know?"

"She does now. She found out yesterday. I didn't sign the papers, you see." Ian explained.

"Okay, this is too weird. You're married and living here and so is Dr. Shepherd, and Izzie and Me." George said, with a confused look on his face.

"This is nothing." Ian stated, thinking back to the way he and Meredith were. They both looked up to see Derek and Meredith walking into the kitchen.

"Now I remember why I love showers." Derek said with a smile.

"I bet you do." She said as she pulled him into a kiss. She glanced over at Ian. "What the hell are you doing here?" She spat at Ian.

"Shower sex? Meredith never has shower sex!" Ian said, slightly hurt.

"I do now." She spat. "What are you doing here?" She asked again.

"I live here." He said, reminding her.

"No. You were staying here." Meredith answered quickly. "Get out."

"What?" He said in shock. "Why?"

"You broke the rules." She answered simply.

"I did not." He answered defensively.

"Bullshit. I know you broke two rules for sure. And you most likely broke all of them." She said frankly.

"What rules, exactly?" Ian asked argumentatively.

"Well, you drank. And you weren't here before curfew, and I'm sure you had sex." She answered.

"Prove it!" He returned. "I came home and found you with him. Unconscious. Naked. On my bed!"

"My house!" She shouted.

"My sofa!" He returned.

"What's yours is mine!" She yelled. "Everything is mine!"

"Don't ever marry this one. When she left, she took everything. Let's see, she left me a mattress, a folding chair and table, paper plates, plastic ware, one towel. Oh, and three squares of toilet paper. Need I go on?" He whined.

"He deserved it." She said, defending her actions.

"I deserved to not be able to wipe my ass?" He shouted.

"Yes." She said, imitating his accent.

"Mer, do you want an english muffin?" Derek asked in-between their flying words.

"No!" She returned sharply. "I hate english muffins. Do you know why? Because they are English!" She stated, Ian said the same answer at the same time. George busted out laughing.

"You two are crazy." George chipped in. "I don't know how you were together for so long."

"I am very tolerant." Ian said frankly.

"You are an ass! " Meredith seethed, through her teeth.

"Yeah, I know." He said quickly.

"And you...no more sex!" She spat at Derek.

"What did I do?" Derek asked as he choked on his muffin.

"You let him stay here." She returned.

"So that constitutes no sex?" He said in shock. She shook her head. "You know you can't keep your hands off of me!" He said with a laugh.

"That's sh-- You're right. Why torture myself? I fill find some for of revenge for you. Maybe I won't do that thing you love anymore...you know which one." She said, biting her lip, trying not to laugh.

"You wouldn't!" Derek responded with worry.

"I would." She said with a smirk.

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Meredith spent the day on Dr. Burke's service. Even though she knew she wanted to go into neuro, she was happy to be in any operating room. She admired Burke in the fact that he was so full of perfection and focus.

"Okay now we are going to--" Burke started.

"We're losing him." A scrub nurse said loudly.

"Not today." Burke stated simply as he began to work on the patient.

"There's no rhythm." The nurse said quickly.

"Charge to 300." Burke yelled. "Clear."

They continued to work on the patient. They worked until no avail. They all dropped everything and pulled off their scrub masks. The patient wasn't very old, maybe in his early forties. Just a little older than Derek. Meredith shuddered at the thought. It could be Derek.

"So--" Meredith started saying and was cut off by Burke.

"I don't have anything else scheduled, so you should go find Dr. Bailey." Burke said as he began scrubbing his hands.

"Okay." Meredith said quietly as she walked out of the scrub room.

"Hey." She turned around, her green eyes meeting his blue.

"Hey." She responded with a smile.

"I thought you had an angioplasty with Burke." Derek mentioned.

"We lost the patient. He was just a few years older than you." Meredith stated sadly.

"I am not going anywhere..." Derek said with a smile.

"Well, with your veracious appetite for sex..." Meredith trailed off.

"It keeps me in shape." Derek said with a grin.

"You forget that I did kill a man once." Meredith said.

"Ah yes." Derek said shaking his head. "You did do that. Oh shit."

"What?" Meredith asked as she turned around to meet a set of very dark eyes. "Ah, Dr. Hudson, Seattle Grace hasn't kicked you out yet?" Meredith snapped.

"Dr. Grey. I see you still lack respect." He responded.

"Yes, I do." Meredith responded, shaking her head in agreement.

"You're intern is a pain in the ass. I told her she needs to transfer to Seattle Presbyterian, and work with a real neurosurgeon." Dr. Hudson said, looking over at Derek.

"I think she already is working with the best." Derek boasted.

"You always did have a big ego." Jack responded.

"Well, when you're this good..." Derek said quickly.

"All right boys, you can stick them back in. They are the same size." Meredith said as she rolled her eyes. They both looked at her in shock as she walked away. Derek ran and caught up with her.

"I'm bigger, right?" Derek asked quickly.

"Of course you are, dear." She said with a smile. "I'm going to get some lunch."

"I could feed you." Derek said suggestively.

"I am actually hungry." She said as she laughed and walked away. "See you later, Dr. Shepherd."

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"So Commando Ken is staying in our house?" Izzie asked.

"Oh, you're kidding, right?" Cristina asked with a laugh.

"Yes. No. Yes, he is staying." Meredith said simply. "Damn Derek!"

"Shepherd asked him to stay?" Alex asked.

"Yes, something about friends and enemies and closeness, and whatever..." Meredith said angrily. "God I hate him."

"I kind of like him. He's charming." Izzie chirped.

"No, not charming. Charming as a snake, maybe." Meredith responded.

"He's definitely not bad to look at!" Cristina added.

"Uh huh..." Izzie added.

"I don't see it..." George replied.

"That's probably a good thing O'Malley." Alex added.

"Shut up!" George whined. "So how long is he staying?"

"A week. If he lasts that long. There are rules. If you see him drinking, having se or out after nine..." Meredith warned.

"Seriously?" Alex asked. "Man that sucks."

"He will never make it. The man lives off of sex. He needs it daily. He won't be around long." Meredith said happily.

"How are you going to get him to divorce you?" Cristina asked.

"I have to talk to my 'father-in-law'" Meredith responded. "It shouldn't be hard, he loves me." She said with a smile.

"So all of the stuff in the house was yours? Both of yours? You took it all?" George asked.

"Hell yes I did." She responded.

"Yeah, everything that is his is hers, right?" Izzie asked.

"Yes. We are still married. Oh my God, we're still married. His is mine! His is mine..." Meredith said with an evil smile.

"What are you planning..." Cristina asked. "And can I get in on it?"

"Oh I am planning, and you will all be in on it." Meredith said as she drifted off into space with a smile.

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Mer is planning evil, and it should be good. Torturing Ian is fun! I did post this on fanficga, but is way behind where we are here. It should be caught up eventually and when it is, I will post half chapters there, and they will be out before the full ones here. Please review!