K-9 was now being held a gunpoint, by a fluffy, yet evil kitten.

Then, the kitten was picked up by the Doctor, and shoved in a cage.

"No-one messes with my K-9."

I can't help it, I'm on a double extra hyper, triple twist, extra special, extra e-number HyperActive+Vodka Sundae from Padme's Sister. We destroyed the kitchen, but there's about 15 others on board.

We were sitting in the control room, totally innocently (honest), when we heard something metallic clanging towards us. I was scared out of my wits, cause I hadn't written it (also honest) and I was clutching Stargazing for dear life. Padme's Sister was brave enough to go and see what it was, but she screamed and ran for the little huddle in the corner that was PixieSpryte and FunkyFairyGirl, leaving me and Stargazing in the front line. Sodding great, victimised in my own story. Anywho, I saw a shadow getting closer, so I clung tighter to Stargazing.

Eventually, a Cyberman appeared. It was covered in Dalekanium, but otherwise, it was a Cyberman. It stopped, and I saw Stargazing get up, unshakingly.

"Hello."

"Hello."

"Who are you?"

"I'm CyD."

"I'm Stargazing BasketCase, but you can call me Stargazing. That's I-Wear-My-Heart-On-My-Sleeve, or Roxx for short, the author, Padme's Sister, PixieSpryte, and FunkyFairyGirl. The Doctor, Voldemort, Harry Potter, Ron, Hermione, Darth Vader, K-9, Jack Sparrow/Harkness, Mr. Smiley, a load of Cybermen and Daleks and a cute fluffy evil kitten are also on board."

"Can you help?"

"Help?"

"I think, I'm a hybrid. Half Cyberman, Half Dalek."

"We guessed. How do you want help?"

"I want to know how."

Padme's Sister gave a cross between a giggle and a snort.

"Don't we all."

"Hey, let's put the Doctor's suit on him, and scare the Doctor with him!" I imputted (that was the plan!)

"Good idea!"

"Will he fit?"

"I think the Doctor's still wearing his suit . . ."

"He wears the same one, always. Don't you think he has more than one?"

So the troupe, complete with CyD under Harry's invisibility cloak, which they'd nicked earlier, made their way to the wardrobe to see what they could find.

"Ooh, I like this top."

"Cuteness overload!!"

"Ew . . ."

"Hey, guys, do you think we could make it Halloween today?"

"Yeah, why?"

"Well, I just found a load of the Doctor's suits, and a load of Jack's stuff, most of which I really didn't need to see, but we could all dress up like them ,and scare the life out of them. Ooh, Pinstripe skirt suits!"

Two hours later . . .

"Wow, my bum looks great!"

"Ooh, my legs look great! What the hell was that cream?"

"Insta-Slim. Maybe we should nick a bottle or ten . . . "

There was a stampede to the creams.

"Give me some!"

HEY!! I'm the author!! LEAVE ME SOME!!

"Wow, no muffin-top!"

So a whole troupe of female Jacks and Doctors walked back to the control room.

"Oh, no! We forgot CyD!"

They ran back, to find him in a Doctor suit. Trouser. Suit.

"Does my metal bum look big in this?"

The Fan Girls burst out laughing, and took him by the arm, and tried to find the real Doctor. He was crashed out on a sofa in one of the many living rooms. I (totally un-)gently poked him.

"Huh . . . what . . . fire . . . snow . . . chair . . ."

"Doctor, say hello to CyD."

"ARGH!"

No-one, except the Doctor, could stop laughing.

"It's not funny!"

You're right Doctor.

"Thank you."

It's fricking hilarious!

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Reviews luffed. And get brown or blue pinstripe skirt suits, or trouser suits for boys, to help us scare the Doctor with, yet again!