Disclaimer : Meh, you know what it is.

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It's the middle of July, where the TARDIS has landed, but no-one cares which year, or where.

But what everyone does care about, is it's now Halloween on the TARDIS.

Which also means another Fan Girl stampede to the wardrobe. And some weird costumes.

"Ooh, funky witch outfit! With a burn hole . . ."

"Wow, real vampire cloak."

"Ooh, . . . bang"

So, Padme's Sister looked like Padme, Stargazing looked like a stargazing gypsy (with a mental case), FunkyFairyGirl looked like a funky fairy girl, and PixieSpryte looked like a pixie dressed up as a sprite. Don't ask me how.

Off the troupe went, swigging hyperactive sundaes on the way, not sure where they're going. They ended up in the control room, giggling like a load of . . . well, fan girls. CyD wandered in soon after, eating a pot of Nutella. Then the Doctor came in, screamed, and ran out of the room. The Fan Girls started laughing uncontrollably, then the Doctor's head came round the door, bright red. Then he walked in. Only a head. The Fan Girls screamed, and it was the Doctor's turn to laugh, he'd nicked the invisibility cloak of the Fan Girls.

So, yeah.

HA HA.

I threw a grenade banana in the idle of the room, and watched everyone running round like headless chickens, then it exploded, well, went pufft. Quietly.

Okay, I think we shall go to . . . the dungeons!!

"What???"

"Ohh, no."

"AIIIEEEE!!"

We will. I'm the Ulitmate Author of this story.

Well, until I get knocked out, and PixieSpryte has to take over, then she gets knocked out, so FunkyFairyGirl writes a chapter. Then I wake up. D

"You're smileying again!!"

I know. xD

"ARGH!"

Muhahaha.

"No smiley?"

Nope.

"Good."

;-)

"AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE"

Yay, I drove the Doctor mad!

Off to the dungeons!!

puff of transporting smoke

Welcome, to the dark, dank tour of the TARDIS dungeons.

"Does the TARDIS have dungeons?"

Yes, and they're for questioning little Fan Girls.

"Eek."

D Now. As the Doctor will demonstrate-

"Will I?"

Yes. He will show what the rack was used for.

"Owowowowowowowowow!!!"

Thankies. Now the Thumbscrews.

"Ohowohowohow!"

And finally, the noose.

"Ah-"

-magically restores the Doctor-

Now, whose for a major cheese fest before bed?

-Fan Girl, Doctor, CyD, Voldemort, Harry Potter, the real Hermione, Ron, K-9, Fluffy and Jack, who'd been sleeping, stampede to cheese-

And . . . sleep.

-everyone sleeps-

I shall need the tuna, and the apples, and the key to the swimming pool . . .

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After three hours of snoring . . .

God, the Doctor snores like hell.

Anyway, it's all ready. First, I poke the kitten.

-poke-

Then K-9.

-poke-

Then the Doctor.

-poke-

Then the Fan Girls + SuperFan Girls.

-poke-

Then Jack.

-poke-

Then Hermione.

-poke-

Then Ron.

-poke-

Then Harry.

-poke-

Then Voldemort.

-poke-

Then Darth Vader.

-poke-

Then CyD.

-poke-

Then Mr. Smiley.

-poke-

So, Fluffy, smelt the tuna, and went after it, K-9 followed, then the Doctor, then the Fan Girls, then Jack, then Hermione, then Ron, then Harry, then Voldemort, then Darth Vader, then CyD (who thought Darth Vader was his dad . . .) then Mr. Smiley, who is now Miss. Smiley, we've found out.

Which meant the whole group was now in the tuna pool. Yes, a pool full of tuna.

After an hour smelling of fish, the group had a shower, and dried off. The Fan Girls went to the wardrobe to look for clothes to wear (a.k.a to nick) and the Doctor decided to have a game of footie in the gun room. And Jack carried on snoring. Everyone else went back in the cupboard for me to play with next chapter.

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Reviews get to glomp Jack when I get to that chapter . . .