Author Person: Hi, and welcome to another worthless story of Naruto, that is supposedly humorous, but horribly failed? Anyway, I don't know why I'm typing at the beginning of the story, because I know people skip this part, and move on to the story. So, I guess that means I can slack off, and type random words that have absouloutly nothing to do with Naruto. Awkward silence. Buffalo. Circumferencely challenged. Cream cheese. Finger. Mcshalhynglahyn. Milk. Jimi. Toes... Heh, that was self- ammusing.

"Hey, Sasuke," Naruto adresseddedded Sasuke.

"Yes, disembodieddedded voice?"

"Wtf? I'm not disembodieddedded"

"I want you to be, so that I wouldn't be able to see you running around with your eyes closededded. Do you have any fucking idea, of how frigging annoying that tends to be?" Sasuke toldedded Naruto with his eyes closededded, head towards the sky.

"But, when I close my eyes, it feels like I'm on drugs, and thats a good feeling."

"Dude, how do you know what its like to be on drugs?"

"..."

"Why do I find this expecting?" Sasuke askedded no one in particular.

"Alright, well anyway...Sasuke I have to tell you something!" Naruto saidedded.

"God, did Kakashi- sensei get his head stuck in the toilet again? I told him not to-"

"Well...yea...But thats not it!" Naruto cut him off.

"All right then, stop pausing, and fucking tell me, you asswipish loser!"

"Well, like I know you'd be most concerneddedded, because Konoha's run out of your favorite hairgel!" Naruto barely was able to say.

-Dramatic music- Sasuke's eyes widened in fear, as he scremeddedded at the top of his lungs, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"

Sasuke's head, knees, and hands were on the ground. How could he get his hair that way without that hairgel? Without his hairgel- he was nothing...

(In Suna. that one sand village place)

"Kazekage- same dude, we have to talk to you..." Saiddedded Kankuro (I can't spell his name right, I think) along with Temari.

"What is it? I'm busy signing these forms, on the jail- release forms for child melesters, and cold- blooded murderers..." Gaara askeddedded.

"Well-"

"Kakashi got his head stuck in the toliet?"

"No, Its just that...its something you'd be really concerned about...uh...well"

"What, incredibly foolish brother in black jumpsuit with facepaint, what?

"Well...Suna's run out of your favorite eyeliner..." Kankuro tolddedded him, while looking at the floor.

"..."

"Gaara-sama dude?"

"..."

"You okay?"

"..."

"Omg, I think he's in shock!" Saiddedded Temari.

"Hey, I've got an idea to make Gaara feel better!" Kankuro statedddedded.

"What"

"Let's stand here argueing about what we should do, although we should be taking him to the hospitol! Just like in that one episode, where Itachi beat up Sasuke, and everyone just stood there for the longest time!"

"Good idea, Kankuro!"

"... ("

Author person: Heh, heh. Uh, sorry to all you Gaara or Sasuke fans (This story doesn't state that they're gay)...I'm one to, its just that that's pretty much the only plot I could come up with at the time. But anyway, from here, I'm going to continue with my insignigigant stories of Naruto...yea...