Hah, I know its wierd to make two chapters all in the same day, but I was really bored, and all that lame crap that bothers me. Anyway...I'm kinda pissed because I have fucking school tomorrow, so that might affect what I'm about to type.
(Practice just ended for Sakura, Sasuke, and Naruto)
"Hey, Kakashi- sensei?" asked Naruto.
"Yes, little bundle of annoying sunshine?"
"Uh, I was wondering if I could have your opinoin on something..."
"Yea?"
"Should...I give up on my dream on being a hokage?"
"Do you want me to be absouloutely truthful with you, Naruto?"
"Wtf, why do you think I fricken asked your dull opinoin?"
"All right then, If I were to be truthful, I'd say you being a hokage, makes Lee running up and down the street in a ballerina suit on a unicycle, juggling activated hang grenades screaming 'I LOVE GAI- SENSEI!!!!!!' very possible..."
(In background, Lee is running up and down the street in a ballerina on a unicycle, juggling activated hang- grenades, screaming 'I LOVE GAI SENSEI!!!!!!)
"But, uh sensei, Lee actually is-"
"No asses, Naruto! You told me to be truthful, and I was..."
"Butt-"
"No!"
"Lee-"
"Naruto, No!"
"BUTSENSEI,LEEISACTUALLYDOINGWHATYOUJUSTSAIDTHATISLIKELYIFIBECAMEHOKAGE!" Naruto screamed.
"Wha-" Kakashi turned around to see exactly- those- thing -I- typed- b4- that- I'm- to- lazy- to- type- now.
Along with Sakura laughing at him and pointing, and with Sasuke throwing eggs at him, that he stole from Iruka coming back from the store.
Author person: I know, extremely short, sucky...yea...
Random dude guy: But, Rock Lee was juggling activated grenades, shouldn't it like, blow up, and kill everyone or something?
Author person: Shhh...the readers might hear you...Shifts eyes frantically