Author Person: Yea, I must be pretty strange...I mean the third chap on the same day...probably won't be the last on this day to. Anyway, I'm sorry of the suckiness of my rescent chaps, uh, I guess my humor circulation is blocked today, maybe I should see some kinda doctor or sumthing...

Disclaimer- thingy: I don't own Naruto, If I did, there'd be man- eating flying potatoes in it, people would randomly say 'cheese' alot, and the series would crash.

Author Person: Shut up, you dumb disclaimer! You don't know anything! -chases disclaimer with chainsaw-

"TRA LA LA LA LA!" Naruto called, as he skipped happily around Konoha.

"STOP THAT!!!" Screamed one of the jounins, who happened to be nearby the skipping blur of orangeness.

Naruto came to a stop. "Why?'

"Can't you fucking read?" The jounin asked, as he pointed to a sign.

"No, I only went to Ninja Academy, not school or anything not involving ninja stuff."

"Well, I can't read either, but It says 'No Skipping around town, screaming TRA LA LA LA LA!'."

"Gosh, why would you guys have a retarded rule like that?"
"Actually. you were the one that put that rule in action, remember what happenned last time you did that?"

"Oh, yea..."

Flashback... .flashback... flash back..:

"TRA LA LA LA LA!"

"AHHH, GET THAT UNDERSIZED ADORABLE KID OUTTA THE WAAAAY!"

"OH NO, I JUST GOT THIS T-SHIRT, AND YOU SPILLED COFEE ON IT!"
"Uhhhh..."

End of flashback... flashback... flashback...

"Hm, poor little kid, he just got that t-shirt..."

"Yes, exactly, and that's why you don't skip around, with your eyes closed, until eventually you knock down a cofee resteraunt."

"Man, how the fuck did I manage to do that?"

"I don't know, but you need to be taught a lesson, so for a punishment, I'm going to slice your right arm off, with this chainsaw, I randomly found on the ground!"

"ACK!"

-Jounin slices off right leg-

-Naruto screams in pain-

"Whoops, I missed, aw well, I'll try again!"

-Jounin slices off left arm-

"Heh, I guess I'm getting clumsy..."

-Naruto curses loudly at jounin-

-Jounin slices off left leg-

"Aw well, I'll just leave him like this..."

"WTF IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM, YOU FUCKING BASTARD!?!"

"Bye Naruto- which- is- now- a- bloody- carcass!"

"$&($$"

Author Person: Yea, sorry for like, nearly killing Naruto off, but momentarily, it was the only thing I could think of. Aw well, I think it was funny. If you disagree, tell me. I won't mind.