Author Person: Hello, and welcome to another parody- like story of Naruto I did poorly on.

Dislclaimer: Author person doesn't own Naruto. If they did, then the series would immediately crash, and everyone would hate the series, and throw food at the television everytime it came on.

Author Person: R & R or die... Starts chainsaw )

(This is a story, where everyones still in ninja academy)

"Scarface- sensei, can I borrow a pencil?" Naruto asked.

"No, you always eat them, and always make me take you to the hospital.for granite- poisoning" Iruka replied calmly.

"What if I made a bunch of clones, that attacked you?"

"Then I might just reconsider."

"Allright!" Naruto then did the shadow clone jutsu thingy, where he did all those confusingly fast hand symbols.

"AHHHHHHHH MORE NARUTOS!" Iruka screamed, as the Naruto clone things attacked him with metal poles, they randomly found out of nowhere.

"..."
"Er, Iruka- sensei, are you alive?" Naruto asked, as his clones dissapeared in those annoying poofs of air, that killed a few ninjas, due to their asthma.

"I...Regret...not...going... for the delivery- boy career..." Iruka muttered, as he slowly died.

"Blah!" He said as his last words, or expressions, whatever...

"Hey, now I can take all the pencils!" Naruto noticed, as the remaining ninja academy students in his class that didn't die from asthma ran from the school, happy and skipping with joy.

Author person: It sucked even more then usual, right? Well, I guess its because I'm really pissed, because I was walking back from school with my friends, when this one dude really, really pissed me off, so I chased him to the middle of the street, where he almost got run over by a semi- truck, (Lawl) and then we went to this store to get some Mountain Dew, and I saw a sign that said "Please Watch Your Step" so, I said it outloud, in a kind tone, then screamed at the top of my lungs "WATCH YOUR STEP!!!!!!" in an angry tone, which made me spit out my mMoutain Dew, and fall on the hot pavement later, when my friend said it. So, I lost my Moutain Dew, and got pissed... (