Author Person: Hi people, readers, whatever the hell you are to read my writing! (heh, kidding) Right now, It's...10:50, and I'm starting rite now. Uh, we have testing at school tomorrow, and I'm staying up, how smart of myself...anyway, I just wanted to give you a warning that this is going to suck balls even more then usual.

Disclaimer: Author Person doesn't own Naruto. But she does own Sasuke.

Author Person: Yey! -Hugs Sasuke-

Sasuke: Why do all the homicidal ones have to fall for me? --

Author Person: Wha- Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! -Gets attacked by mob of fangirls, and dies- 0o

"Hey." Kakashi greeted Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura.

"Wtf? What kind of gay greeting is 'hey'? You could say something kewler." Naruto told

"Like saying 'BELIEVE IT' all day is better..."

"Burned!" Yelled a random person walking by in the backround (that happens all the time in my class).

"All right, now that Naruto has finished critizising things that don't even comprehend to his gay lines, we'll get one with training."

"We're actually going to train, usually we just go to the ramen shop, buy a bunch of ramen shop, then run away without paying?" Sakura stated.

"Yeah, well, I don't feel like ramen today." Kakashi replied.

"..."

"Yea, well anyway, you three...annoying wastes of oxygen are going to learn a new jutsu."

"Whats the jut-" Started Naruto.

"The jutsu is one called 'Running off to your mommy like a coward no jutsu,' here lemme demonstrate..."

Kakashi then snuck up behind Naruto, who was currently getting attacked by a horde of bees that were attacking him for no apparent reason, and suddenly grapped his shoulders, like those dressed- up people on the haunted trails, that sneak up on you.

"Arrrrrghhhhhh! IT WAS THE FLYING INVISABLE MONKEYS, THEY TOLD ME TO!" Naruto randomly screamed, as he ran off.

"And thats how you do the Running off to your mommy like a coward no justu!" Kakashi told his remaining students.

"But...Naruto doesn't have a mom, His dad is still alive and he's actually-"

"Sakura, you're about to spoil the whole plot!" Sasuke told her (Ooc, rite?)

"Well, besides, that wasn't a jutsu, that was scaring a retard that was beeing attacked by bees."

"Yea, but it was fun"

"True"

"Hah, c'mon, lets go tee-pee Gai's house!" Kakashi suggested.

"Nice" Sasuke commented.

"NO THAT IS VERY UNYOUTHFUL!" Lee screamed, as he suddenly appeared.

Sakura, Sasuke, and Kakashi just ignored him, as they headed to Gai's house.

-Magically brought back to life-

Author Person: I know, it really sucked this time, right? This must be like the suckiest chapter, ever... -Hugs Sasuke again, agaisnt his will-

Sasuke: Read and Review, or...uh...something bad will happen!