Author Person: I don't own Naruto...but one day I shall!!! hence diabolical laughter
Gaara: Do you have to laugh so loud?

Author Person: If I don't then the hearing impaired won't hear screams this

Gaara: sigh

Disclaimer: Hey, I was...nevermind... grumbles stuff
Author Person: I don't pay you to insult me... hits over the head

sniff "GAI- SENSEI, SAKURA REJECTED ME AGAIN!!!!" Lee screamed painfully...loudly to his sensei, that I find his realationship with...disturbing.

"Why, Lee?"

"SHE SAID I WAS A FRUITY GAY- ASS THAT SHE WAS EMBARASSED TO BE AROUND!"

"Turn the caps off, you loser!" demanded random voice from the backround.

"Let's visit her now, and MAKE her go out with you, with our youthfulness!"
"Yes, Gai sensei!"

(Random scene change)

"Hey Sakura, do you have the feeling that we're about to be ambushed by two people with unsightly eyebrows?" Naruto asked, turning to Sakura in the middle of team sevens training session.

"Strangely enough..." Sakura replied.

Suddenly, Lee came out of...um...nowhere... and started asking Sakura out and stuff.

"You asked me about a minute ago, I don't think the answer would change," Sakura stated.

"Oh! Gai- sensei she rejected me again!" Lee cried as Gai and him formed a hug, with that annoying sunset in the backround.

"It's okay Lee, Im here for y-"

"Wait, hold on a fucking minute!" Naruto started cutting the inspirational embrace off, while the sunset was still in the backround.

Everyone besides Lee and Gai and...Naruto sighed in frustration because another random outburst was beginning to take place.

"We were trying to fucking train, and then suddenly, you guys interrupt, and bring all this sunset shit here...
Who the fuck do you think you are?!"

"Sorry Naruto, its just th-"
"Sorry isn't gonna cut it..." Naruto stated.

"Now I want you guys...to go hang yourselves by a tree, and let us use you as target practice" Naruto said, pointing to a nearby tree.

"That isn't very youthful..."
"I don't give a damn."

"Do it."
"But-"
"Do it, or I can guarrantee you, that when you sleep, I will shave your damn hair off, or take your wigs, whatever it is."

"Okay then." They said as they walked over to the trees painfully slow. They strapped themselves to the ropes, which they'd hung to the tree, and waited to see what Naruto would do next.

Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, and Kakashi all seemed to be laughing at the fact that they were gasping for air.

After they passed out from lack of air, they cut the ropes. And sat in awkward silence for a few moments.

"Let's go steal from their houses while they're 'sleeping'" One of them suggested.

"Yeah..." They all agreed as they headed towards the houses of the sleeping spandex people.

Author Person: Yeh, I finished it monotone voice

Sasuke: How come I wasn't in it, I was just an innocent bystander...

Kakashi: Me too.

Author Person: Because... passes out because is 3 in the morning

Sasuke: Dammit, not again.

Kakashi: kix author person Are you alive?

Author Person: No! Not the Flashlight! (yes, I talk in my sleep)

Sasuke: Bad memories?

Kakashi: I think she said something about hitting her head on one.

Sasuke: Aw well, Review or die!!! happy voice and eyes squinting in menacing way