Author Person: Alrite, any of my readers (sighs knowing they have no readers and that their efforts are in vain) I want 2 apologize 2, I havent updated in a while -reader starts chainsaw- (now nervous) I want to explain why, u see...me n my friend Ralf, went to see that new movie, The Invisible, and I was to caught up in fun to update, and there was all that testing...so...uh...that's why-

Disclaimer: Author Person doesnt own Naruto-

Author Person: Excuse me, Did you just interupt me?

Disclaimer: Uh...yea-

-Author Person attacks disclaimer with a baseball bat-

Sasuke: Uh, since Im apparently the only person not...preoccupied, uh, Im gonna end this intro with the word, cheese.

Author Person: Cheese? Where?

(By the way, todays story is located at the Akatsuki base)

"Can I ask you a question?" Tobi asked Kisame.

"You just did."

"Oh, well, can I ask another question?"

"You just did."

"Well..."
"..."
"Goddammit, fuck this, forget the goddamned question!"

Tobi walked away, stared at Kisame from a distance, then walked back up. (whats the point of that?)

"How can you breath when you have gills?"
"What now?"
"Are you hearing impaired?"
"I dunno, its just that you talk strangely."
"How can you breath when you have gills?" he repeated.

"Because I also have a nose...duh..."

"Then...why do you resemble a fish so much?"
"Because Im from the village of the mist, thats where fish come from. Mist. Duh, dumbass."

"Fish don't come from mist-"

"Your mom," Kisame interupted.

"Wtf does that have to do with anything?"

"Your mom."
"You're starting to piss me o-"
"Your mom,"
"Ok, u bastard"

camera drops to the floor, and you hear a few gunshots, diabolical laughter, and profuond words

camera is picked up again

"Well, Im sorry that Kisame can't be at this part of the story right now, he wanted to bury himself in my backyard for some reason..."

"And the camera guy dicieded he wanted to tell other people that, and joined him..."

Author Person: Yup...that was getting kinda scary, so I decieded to abruptly end it.

Sasuke: Where'd the disclaimer go?

Author Person: ...

Sasuke: Stop killing the disclaimer.

Author Person: It interupted me!

Sasuke: -sigh- Plz review, or we'll send our flying monkeys to kill you while you're sleeping. -reads from a script-

Author Person: Oh, yea, and thank you reviewers whom have already reviewed!

Rock Lee: Hey, fellow youthful peopl-

Author Person: RUNNNN!!!!

Rock Lee: Not again.