Seityrn: I couldn't think of anything for the Witch for now… So I hope that this will do for the meantime. ^^


Chapter 5: The Witch Wonders…

Location: Unknown

She sat alone in a dark corner, tears flowing from her scarlet eyes and down her pale cheeks. She tried to hide from all of the others, but it seems that trouble had its own ways of finding her. She never wanted to be like this, but it couldn't be helped.

The Director gave a sigh. How could she not be happy of the news? She will be given a better role on the sequel and yet, she's still crying her heart out…

Time passed, and the Witch still sat in the same corner where the Director had placed her. Numerous survivors bypassed her and she tried to take the chance to ask them a single question. When she got up, however, they all did the same thing: run away from her, leaving her to cry alone once again. Sometimes, her brethren would come to her and ask her a favor, but she minded none until they could answer her question. Ever since, living and infected tried to avoid her.

But times can be cruel…

The survivors' group had a fight with a horde (complete with Smoker, Boomer and Hunters) and was forced to approach the Witch's location. Even though they tried to stay out of the Witch's proximity, it spotted the battleground and began to get up from her sitting position. The infected cleared the way and so did the survivors, trying to find a better place to fight without startling her. They somewhat, although not verbally, agreed that none should startle the witch cause it would just ruin the fun and the thrill of the kill.

The fight resumed between the humans and the infected, far for the witch to be startled but still near enough for her to see them fight.

This disappointed the Witch that she could not have her single question answered. All this time, she just wanted to know one thing. And everyone was refusing to let her know the answer.

She had made her mind. No more that she will sit and wait for the answer to come to her. She's going to have it her own way now. Gathering up her strength, she stood from her position and took a deep breath…

"ARRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" the witch screeched loud enough to make a random boomer pop akin to how opera singers shatter glass.


The WITCH startled EVERYONE!!!


Survivor and Infected stopped the fighting and stared at the enraged Witch. Some had worry on their face while others held a confused look. It's not like every day that you see a Witch get startled for no apparent reason.

"Alright!" she screamed in fury "Why are you all refusing to answer me? All I wanted to ask is this simple question: Who put all of these chopped onions around me!?"


Seityrn: I got this when Hydie-chan was watching SpongeBob. Now please say the disclaimer, Hydie-chan!

Hydie-chan: Stop calling me like what someone out there does…

And no, Seityrn here does not own L4D, SpongeBob, and me: The great Hydra-

Seityrn: That's all the time we have, Bye!