Author Person: Yea, sorry didn't update yesterday. We author persons have social lives too! Although there might be some exceptions...
Sasuke: What are we going to do about the disclaimer?
Author Person: Don't worry, I already buried him in the backyard. -sinister laughter-
Sasuke: That's not what I mean... -exasperated sigh-
Author Person: Aw well, the readers know I don't own Naruto. Besides, I'd have no moneh for it. -depressed look at wallet which is gathering cobwwebs-
Sasuke: Readers?
"Where's Kakashi?" Sakura asked Sasuke, as Naruto and her walked casually up to him.
"Remember, we left him in the forest yesterday, when we went to go eat ice cream?" Naruto answered for Sasuke, who scowled at Naruto.
"Let's go see him," Sakura suggested.
"Why?" Naruto and Sasuke questioned.
"We forgot to take his wallet, I bet that old guy's loaded," she answered excited.
"Yeah! Let's go!" Naruto agreed, as Sasuke and Sakura already had began walking to the place where they'd left Kakashi.
"We already are, dumb ass." Sasuke told Naruto.
They walked in silence as they walked through the forest until Naruto started screaming.
"Omg! Look there he is!" Naruto said.
"No, that's an aging porcupine- omg! You're right!" Sakura exclaimed.
"...water..." Their sensei demanded, crawling towards, since that was apparently the only thing he was capable of doing at the time.
Ignoring his complaints for water, Sasuke walked up to Kakashi, and reached into his pocket and found a wallet, ignoring Kakashi's protests.
"No, there's credit cards in that!" Kakashi yelled, crawling towards Sasuke.
"Exactly," Sasuke told him, sparing him a smirk then walking off with Naruto and Sakura to use the credit cards on random things they barely have interest in.
"Damned teenagers..." Kakashi said to himself.
Author Person: Hey, Sasuke, I just figured something out!
Sasuke: Hn? (What)
Author Person: I'm older then you! Ah ha ha ha ha! -perfect imatation of Cartman from Southpark-
Sasuke: Only by a year, besides thats only when Im a gennin.
Author Person: So?
Sakura: Hey, guys!
Author Person: Didn't I go over the use of the word 'guys' yesterday...?
Sakura: Oh, sorry.
Sasuke: Wow, this is dull...
Sakura: ...
Author Person: ...
Sasuke: ...
Author Person: SASUKE GLOMP!
Sasuke: ...what?
-Sakura and Author Person glomps Sasuke-
Sasuke: What was that for?
Author Person: Time- Passer...anyways, readers, I might add pairing to this story, any pairings at all, just give me suggestions, kay? No yaoi or yuri...I mean that kinda stuffs disgusting...
Sakura: ...random???
Author Person: Im not random, I just have many thoughts...
Sasuke: ok then...