author- person: *ahem* ...well don't really feel like writing right now, but I have nothing to do...let's see it's...3:53 in the..morning..? wtf..well anyways. I have all these...ideas well they were ideas *mental claw motion*... but they were blocked off by other thoughts of things...possibly things like...'what is with those composition books, and why are they so annoying..?' but now I'm just gonna type this then stare aimlessly into space until I think of a suitable idea. But i think i've lost all of my readers..which makes me wanna talk on the phone at a carnival..nvm that anyways. um..there is no anyways..

naruto: BELIEVE I-

author- person: okay, when the FUCK did I say that you could appear the author- person's view on the story exposition..?

naruto: Believe it *says strangely calm and jumps off walls multi- tasking between the two*

author- person: wow...I thought that was only an over- exaggeration..hm..keeps me thinking..wonder if 'uh- oh spaghetti o's' is an over- exaggeration..how can it be spaghetti if it's an 'o'...man.... *deep in thought*

author- person: uh...I've think I might have an actual idea..but anyways...I don't own Naruto...or it'd be the least watched anime program on..Earth. Yes. Earth. And there would be more unnecessary outbursts of violence..like Naruto would be like 'Hey, I really like ramen..' for like the first time and everyone would do a backflip then shoot him in his fingernail. With an orange peel...uh...I think they'd cut off my funding. D:

naruto: *drinking juice- box stoicly*

author- person: *glances over confused* okay..this is gonna suck..

"AKATSUKI HIDEOUT!!" shouted some guy that really shouldn't announce that.

"Somebody go kill that guy, everytime we find a new base, he announces our location..wonder how it's possible he's stayed alive..?" The leader of Akatsuki commanded. While painting his nails, in the corner so no one could see him, although everyone already knew..which made him look like a gray blob painting it's nails.

"Busy, yeah." Deidara told him while brushing his hand's teeth. "Wtf, stop eating the toothpaste!" He yelled at his hands, which in response ate the toothbrush.

Kisame was too preoccupied with feeding his new goldfish, 'K- Bling,' while picking out outfits for it. Itachi was yelling at him in a monotone voice about how he never pays anymore attention to him.

Kakuzu was molesting money...what a pedo...

Sasori was stabbing a puppet in frustration..because it wouldn't have a sophisticated conversation without mouthing off.

Tobi was helping Deidara eat toothbrushes, which ended up having Deidara take Sasori's knife he was using to stab the puppet with and cut off an inch of Tobi's hair..

Hidan then stole the knife (haha twice stolen) and was resuming the stabbing of the puppet, but got frustrated because it wouldn't bleed and threw the knife which landed in 'K- Bling's' bowl and stabbed him in which he died to death.

"K- Bling, I was going to teach you to be the first pro- fish rapper/ FBI agent!!" Kisame cried and threw himself to the ground and became caught in a spiral of depressional..sadness..Itachi smirked at K- Bling, and planned not to attend K- Bling's funeral.

"Ah Fuck, Motherfuck. What the fuck did I fuckin' do to fuckin' deserve that fuckin' fish crying over than damn fish. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.." Hidan complained saying 'fuck' a few more hundred times.

"I am not spending my precious money on another fish." Kakuzu announced. What a meanie..

Sasori muttered something about 'he should've made a wooden fish, they would've been smart- asses,' and walked off, to abuse more non- fish puppets.

Tobi ran around screaming, since an inch was his least favorite measurement, and his greatest fear, then tap- danced, followed by running so hard into the guy who announced where the akatsuki hideout was located. Which made the poor random guy die. I haven't an idea how..besides the collision.

Itachi got tired of Kisame for the moment since he was rocking back and fourth telling himself K- Bling was okay, and walked over to Deidara.

"Hn." Itachi...um...'hn'd' Deidara.

"Yeah."

"Hn."

"Yeah."

"Hn...?" Itachi sounded like he was asking if that was a challenge.

"Yeah..!"

"Hn!!"

"NO!"

"..What..?" Itachi questioned.

"What, yeah..?"

Itachi sighed and walked off to his room to write poetry.

"Why the FUCK did I start this organization..." The Leader asked himself rhetorically.

"BEILIEVE IT!!" Naruto screamed in the backround, somehow at the Akatsuki hideout, which probably meant he was going to get killed soon.

"Oh...duh...so I can take naps and sleep with a teddy bear but still be evil." The Leader sighed contently put his head down on the table that was there the whole time and cuddled up to Screw- Machine..yes..that was the name of his teddy- bear..which oddly resembled Orochimaru..but it was a bear...not a snake which you could easily question it's sexuality.

Author- person: hm..yes I left out Zetsu and Konan and whatever other Akatsuki members I've foolishly forgotten. I've made it so that all the akatsuki members who have died are still alive. Itachi is not gay. It's just fun to mess with his character, lol. I actually like him and all the rest of the akatsuki members, it's just fun to make fun of them. I know, I probably have many things mispelled, but I'm tired. And this is pretty much the only time I can really write another chapter. Will update in one week. :]