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Title: Tired of Fighting Rating: NC-17Parings: Leon x Cloud (maybe some more later on, who knows)
Themes: Romance, Comedy, Angst, etc
Warnings: This is not only unsuitable for people under the age of 18, but it is a YAOI fanfic. Which means that I want all the homophobes to get lost because I DON'T want to read the flames. And believe me, if I get flamed because I'm writing about gay guys (shock horror), I will not hesitate to let those people feel my wrath. Also, all you people that hunt down yaoi fanfics just to flame them need to get a life or get over it. Gosh, times are changing, get used to it.
Also, swearing and violence too.
Authors Notes: Oh my frickin' God! I am such a horrible person! It's taken over two months for me to even start writing this chapter! I suck so much! And not only that, but I FAIL at writing yaoi smut scenes (Most probably because I lack the body parts to accomplish what I'm trying to write). I've tried very hard to do this; so don't be too hard on me!
I've probably lost the few people who actually liked this story, lol.
Disclaimer: Forgot this in quite a few chapters. I do not own KH2, or any of the characters. I do however; own my imagination and anything that spiels from it, which includes various levels of paranoia and lots of KH2 related yaoi.
Chapter Five: Party PeopleLeon smiled on the inside. He had to admit, Fenrir looked like a sweet ride, but he wasn't about to let Cloud know that. He looked at Cloud through lowered lids and shrugged his shoulders.
"Are we going to leave then?" he asked impatiently. Cloud scowled and rolled his eyes. Here he was, being the nice roommate and giving his tight-ass, son-of-a-bitch. dorm 'buddy' a ride to what will inevitably be probably one of the worst nights of the year, and Leon couldn't even say 'Thanks'. Cloud wanted to slap him upside the head with a toilet brush. (Yes, a toilet brush)
"Yes. We're going," he said as he climbed on Fenrir, "Get on."
Leon walked towards the back of the motorbike and hitched a leg over the backseat. He suddenly didn't like it that motorbikes had no seatbelts. How was he supposed to stay even relatively safe on this huge contraption? Cloud put on his riding goggles and revved the engine.
"If you don't want to fall off, hold on," he said, adjusting the gears. Leon looked around. Raising an eyebrow, he said, "Onto what?" Cloud shifted gears again, just about ready to get going.
"Me." And with that, the motorbike jerked into motion. Well, I might say 'jerked into motion', but it was more along the lines of 'Cloud hit the Nitro button'. Leon's arms (against his will I might add) wrapped themselves around Cloud's slim waist as if his life depended on it, which technically, it did.
They reached Tifa's house at 9.42pm. Leon unwrapped his arms from around Cloud as quickly as possible and jumped off the bike, leaving Cloud to lock up the beautiful machinery. Leon slowly walked towards the front door and rang the doorbell. He could already hear the loud, heavy beats of dance music pounding through the house. A quick glance behind him told him that Cloud had finished locking up and was behind him, waiting to get into the party. A few seconds later, Tifa opened the door, a faint blush on her cheeks telling Cloud and Leon that she had probably drank quite a bit already. She leaned forward and gave both of them a smooch on the cheek.
"HIIIIII! Leon! Cloud! How niiiiice of you to coooooommeeee!" she sang, dragging them both into the house. Leon scowled, not happy with having to be at this party. 'At least I might be able to find a stupid wench and get laid tonight', he said to himself. It had been just over a month since the last time he'd had a good screw, and he felt he was in need for another. Shrugging off Tifa's hand, he headed towards another door, which lead to the living room.
"Well, Tifa, I'm going to go get… something, I guess. I'll chat to you later, if I'm coherent enough to." He left Tifa and Cloud and headed straight for a pretty blonde in the corner that was drinking a Bloody Mary. Cloud shook his head and tried to steady Tifa, who had decided that Cloud was actually a pillow, and was trying to turn him over so she could sleep on the 'cold side'. In the end, Cloud just plonked her down on a chair and left her for Aerith to deal with.
He headed towards the table where all the drinks were and poured himself a double vodka and red-bull. He knew he wasn't supposed to drink a lot because he had to drive home (Don't forget kiddies, drink-driving is also whack). He found an armchair that was free and sat down before anyone else could claim the chair. As soon as he was sat down, a petite redhead came over to him and plopped herself on his lap. She batted her eyelids at him in this ridiculous way that made her look like a chicken on crack. Cloud wanted to laugh.
"Hey cutie," she said, leaning in to whisper in Cloud's ear, "How about we go upstairs, hm?" Cloud shuffled so he was further away from her.
"Sorry, but I just got this chair and I don't want to lose it yet," he replied, with a dazzling smile. The redhead giggled and got off him. She winked and blew a kiss, then whispered, "Be right back". Two minutes later, the redhead came back with a brunette in tow. She winked at Cloud and tried to drag him out of the chair.
"I'm going to watch your seat, okay?" she said, and smiled at her friend, "So you and Cindy here (so that's what the redhead's name is, Cloud thought to himself) can go have some fun upstairs. Cloud frowned slightly. Maybe he didn't get his point across the first time.
"Ohhh-kay! Listen up. I thought you could take a hint, but obviously I'll have to be more blatant with you. Not only are you completely absurd for thinking I would just go and sleep with you when I don't even know who you are, but I have STANDARDS. For fuck's sake girl, where did you get the idea that I thought you were hot? So go take your ugly friend and get A-W-A-Y from me, am I clear?!"
Cindy and her 'ugly friend' burst into tears and ran out of the room. Cloud's eyes widened when he realised what he had just done, but then he realised that he just didn't care. He looked at his glass and saw that it was empty. This always happened when he drank alcohol. He completely lost all his inhibitions and did what ever the hell he felt like. In a way, it was almost a good thing. He walked out into the hallway and saw Leon standing there, with a double vodka and coke in his hands, most of it finished. The thing that was weird about this was that there wasn't a woman beside him, clinging to his arm. Leon raised an eyebrow.
"Yo."
"Hn. You wanna go get something to drink?" Leon raised his nearly empty glass.
"Already have a drink." Cloud shook his head and grabbed the glass. He downed the last centimetre of drink and smirked.
"No you don't. Come get a drink," he coaxed, grabbing Leon by his sleeve and dragging him into the 'bar room', which was actually empty at this precise moment in time. Cloud locked the door. It would ruin their reputation if people saw them 'being merry' together.
"What do you want to drink?," Cloud asked, " picking up a couple of bottles and examining the labels, "I can make you anything you want."
Leon quirked his head to the left a little and once again raised an eyebrow. "Make me a any kind of cocktail. I want to get wasted." Cloud looked up at Leon and smirked.
"Anything and Everything, coming up," he said, getting out some glasses. He had six clear glasses lined up, and was making an alcoholic concoction in the first glass. He gave it to Leon, who drank it down appreciatively.
"What do you think?" Cloud asked. Leon just nodded his approval. After Leon had had five of the six glasses down him, Cloud poured himself a cocktail and drank it down in one. Feeling light-headed and carefree again, he eyed the last glass.
"Any special requests?" he asked Leon, who's eyes were slightly out of focus. Leon looked at Cloud and shrugged his shoulders.
"Make me something… good?" he slurred. Cloud laughed. Leon found that it was quite a pleasant sound.
"I'll give you a 'Screaming Orgasm'!" Cloud announced. Leon's eyes widened.
"You'll give me a what!?" he said.
"A 'Screaming Orgasm'."
"A what?"
"A 'Screaming Orgasm'."
"Say wha-?"
"A 'Screaming Orgasm'."
"EH?!"
"A 'Screaming Orgasm'."
"One more time?"
"I said I'd give you 'Screaming Orgasm'." Leon mulled it over in his head for a minute.
"M'kay, whatever," he decided. Cloud looked at Leon. Leon had decided to slouch in a chair that was near the table and had taken of his black shirt so that only his skinny white t-shirt was on. His face was flushed and he was shimmering with a thin layer of sweat. Cloud went back to making the 'Screaming Orgasm' for Leon. When he has finished, he brought it over to the drunken brunette in the chair and held it over him.
"Hmm, Leon?" he asked, handing the brunette the drink. Leon downed half of the 'Screaming Orgasm' in one gulp.
"Wha-?" Leon said, still slurring. He had to admit it. That was one good drink! Cloud tried to take the drink out of Leon's hand. He wanted to try some of it for himself.
"Can I have a bit?" Leon's laugh was low and deep and rumbled through his chest. He beckoned Cloud over to him, indicating for him to get the drink himself. As soon as Cloud got near to the drink and made a grab for it, the game of Snatch commenced. After a good five minutes of trying to get the drink, Cloud had ended up on Leon's lap, straddling him with ease. Leon chuckled again, and this time, Cloud actually felt it vibrate through him.
"Just give me a bit!" Cloud whined, obviously frustrated. Leon smiled, lifted the glass, and poured the rest of the 'Screaming Orgasm' into his mouth. Cloud thumped Leon lightly and pouted.
"I just wanted a bit!" he said, not happy with the outcome of their little game. Leon said nothing, and raised his eyebrows for the third time since coming to the party. He set the glass down, and using both hands, forcefully dragged the slightly drunk blonde towards him, and crushed his lips against his lighter haired companion. Cloud was more than a bit shocked to say the least, but under the influence of alcohol, he didn't care one iota and gave in completely to the brunette's ministrations. He noticed after a while, that Leon was actually feeding him the 'Screaming Orgasm' via the kiss. Not only was he feeding him alcohol, but his strong, nimble fingers had found their way up his shirt and were just about to play with Cloud sensitive nipples.
"Mmmm…" Cloud moaned quietly as he broke away from the alcohol kiss. He looked down at Leon through lust-filled eyes, his mouth open slightly panting.
"Happy now?" Leon slurred, snaking his hands around Cloud's waist pulling him closer.
"Hm, yes, I think," Cloud mumbled in response. "What about you?"
"The drink was nice, I must admit," he said slyly, his mouth quirking upwards in a barely hidden smirk. It was Cloud's turn to raise his eyebrow.
"Good for nothing, ungrateful two-bit bastard," Cloud muttered, forcing Leon back, "Can't even appreciate the fact that he just made out with one of THE most eligible bachelors there ever was and…" Cloud leaned in and slowly brushed his lips against the brunettes, effectively cutting himself off. Not even asking if Leon minded, Cloud lifted the brunette's shirt over his head and threw it into the floor and began trailing hasty kisses down his chest. He worked his way back up to Leon's neck and bit down softly on a sensitive spot, making Leon moan thickly. Cloud smirked against the brunette's smooth, tanned skin and then started making his way down, pausing for a second to tug on a flat brown nipple. Leon gasped, encouraging the blonde to continue. Cloud finally got down Leon's belt and wrenched it off quickly, then proceeded to undo the zipper of Leon's black jeans. The blonde could feel the push of Leon's manhood through the thick material and heard Leon sigh when Cloud set it free from its confinements. The cold air hit Leon's cock and his shivered visibly. Cloud looked up at Leon and marvelled at the sight before him. Leon's head was thrown back, a visible blush across his face, sweating and panting in the most tantalizing way.
"Look at me," Cloud said in a low, seductive voice. Leon snapped out of his reverie and locked eyes with the blonde at his knees, and it made it that much sexier when Cloud wrapped his lips around Leon's pulsing manhood and deep-throated him. Leon growled. It was a deep, husky growl that made Cloud almost come in his pants. Cloud moaned around the brunette's hard length the vibrations making him close his eye involuntarily. Cloud stopped.
"Look at me. Or I will stop." Leon opened his eyes just enough so he could see the raw lust in the blonde's bright blue eyes. Cloud went down on his again, sucking and licking Leon's cock surreptitiously. He ran his tongue along the underneath of the pulsing length, and Leon purred. Yes, that's right. Leon bloody well purred.
"Oh, God," he growled, and Cloud could feel his brunette lollipop losing control. A few more powerful sucks later, Leon threw his head back and howled out his release, shooting a thick, creamy load into Cloud's willing mouth. The blonde swallowed it all, and released Leon's (now limp) manhood from his mouth with and audible 'pop'. Cloud smirked up at the now panting brunette.
"See. I gave you a screaming orgasm," he said, picking up Leon's shirt and throwing it to him. Leon glared at Cloud and lightly punched his shoulder.
"You. Quiet," he said, not able to string a complete sentence together yet. Cloud just laughed and left the room, leaving Leon to fix himself up.
"Dammit!" Leon said quietly. He really hoped he wouldn't remember this tomorrow.
Author's Note: Mwah ha ha! I did smut! It was so hard to write! I hope I can get the next chapter out soon. I really am the WORST!
Oh yeah, if any of you report me, you're a meecrob. Yes, I said 'meecrob'!
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