I know...you hate me... :(

I'm sooooooo sorry, i know it's been ages but I've been really busy. I got a new laptop too, which i couldn't get on the internet with until the last few days so I apologize if i haven't replied to your reviews it probably means i haven't been able to read it. I'd like to thank anyone who left me ideas though, I'm sure I'll use them at some point.

Guess what! My fic was linked to on !! I was casually reading one of the countdown profiles when i got this persons fave fics. Intrigued, i clicked on the link and Lo and behold I was brought to this story! A lot of dancing and screaming ensued... :P So if that person is reading : Thank you!!

This is only a mini chapter but i didn't have chance to write much. Plus, I'm going to Majorca on my hols tomorrow, so I thought you guys deserved some sort of update...

Disclaimer: Not mine!

Here we go!

We flew through the doors at an astonishing speed. Wooden splinters flew everywhere as it exploded with an almighty crack. Rosalie's hand was stretched in front of my face, protecting me from the flying debris.

In the split second during which we flew through the air, I felt an incomprehensible surge of appreciation for my soon to be sister in law. Though we did not always see eye to eye, I could tell she was making an effort not to hate me, and I loved her all the more for it. She truly felt like a sister to me now...

"Bella! Stop acting like a retarded human and start shooting at them!" She screeched as the bed swung to a halt.

Aaaand the fuzzy affectionate feeling was gone...

I swung into action, firing rounds of paintballs at a bewildered Alice and Esme. I tried to apologize as I shot at them because I knew that Alice would probably kill me for ruining their outfits.

"Sorrysorrysorrysorrysorry!!" I shouted.

"I am going to murder you, bite you and then kill you all over again!!" She yelled back.

The room was filled with explosions of sound and colour. In my peripheral vision I saw two blonde blurs ripping themselves from a metal table. Edward's hands had been long gone from my shins I saw that he was now stood with Alice and Esme.

I shot at them relentlessly but not one single paint bullet seemed to hit any of them. It looked as if my missiles were passing straight through them.

With a groan I remembered that I had seen this before when Alice fought Jasper while they learnt about newborns. I pivoted towards Emmett who had been stood there laughing at me and shot a stream of paintballs at him.

I couldn't help but gape with shock and awe when he bent backwards in a perfect arch, arms flailing to the sides as he dodged the bullets. Emmett does the Matrix. Nice.

"STOOOOOOOOOOOP!"

Each team was now at opposite sides of he cramped room glaring at each other while Carlisle stood on one of the metal tables looking as flustered as I had ever seen him.

"Everybody...just calm down." He said as he angled himself towards the other team so that his back was to us. His hand crept up behind his back suspiciously and he help up 3 fingers at us. "In my opinion-" 2 fingers... "what we should do is-" 1 finger...

Carlisle never finished the sentence. As soon as the last fingered disappeared I felt Rosalie and Jasper latch onto my arms and we shot out of the shattered door. Carlisle hot on our heels. I heard enraged shouts from behind me but instinctively I knew that they would not follow.

"So what now?" I asked. We were sat in a leafy green park about 50 miles from the supermarket trying to recuperate and come up with new tactics.

"We follow them this time" Rosalie said confidently.

"But we don't have any idea where they've gone" Jasper cried making us all feel unnecessarily frustrated.

We sat in silence for a moment.

"Jasper...theoretically, if someone were to call your phone, would you be able to track it to find where they were?"

"Yes but they would never call us, they're too smart for that"

The beginnings of a plan were forming in my mind.

"I bet I can get them to call" I said smugly "Can you set it up Jasper?"

They all looked at me bemusedly but Jasper pulled out his laptop anyway and set to work.

"Alice will call in a few minutes, I need you to answer to phone and keep her occupied until Jasper tracks them" I said to Rosalie.

"Why me!?" She moaned

"She's your sister!" I said.

"She's your friend!"

"I prefer to think of her less as a friend and more as an ongoing experience" I smirked while the others snickered.

Asking everyone to be quiet, I set my plan into motion. Closing my eyes, I started to think about the wedding. Gradually, I convinced myself, bit by bit, that having a puke green and muddy brown colour scheme was a good idea.

As soon as there was no doubt in my mind that this was going to take place, I opened my eyes again.

We all stared at the phone, willing it to ring.

RINGRING...RINGRING...

Yes! I very nearly cheered. I looked at Rosalie, wanting her to answer it and she stared defiantly back at me. I sighed and put the phone on speaker.

"WhatonearthdoyouthinkyouaredoingBellanotonlyistheweddingjustaweekawaysotherewouldbenotimetochangethecolourscheme" Gasp! "butthereisnohopeinagazillionyearsthatyouarewearewearingapukegreentutudowntheaisleand" Gasp! "canyouevenimaginewhatEdwardwouldlooklikeinabrowntweedtux!"Alice squealed.

Carlisle and Rose were biting their fists to keep from laughing.

"Oh I don't know Alice" I sighed with mock nonchalance "I think you could pull off that baggy moth eaten sweater and crusty old jeans. Very 'Shabby Chic'"

I didn't listen to her crazed rant this time but looked to Jasper to see how his tracking was going. He waved his hand in a circular motion to indicate that he just needed a little more time.

"Hey Alice!" I cut off her babbling "I was thinking, for the menu would could have steak and garlic. It would be funny even if half the audience couldn't appreciate the irony"

Off she went again, this time on speil about how we couldn't have "Pub food" just because it was funny.

I bit my lip to keep from laughing but felt Jasper's cool hand on my shoulder. I turned round and his eyes danced as he gave me a thumbs up.

I was about to say goodbye to Alice when I heard a voice in the background on her end.

"Alice? What are you doing? Who the hell are you-"

It was Emmett.

I hung up.

"We got them!" Jasper sang.

"Well what are we waiting for? Let's go!" I urged.

"I think there's one last thing we should do first" A smirking Rosalie said.

"What's that?"

"Call for reinforcements"

Not my best work, I know but better than nothing...

My next update will be after Breaking dawn which we don't get over here until the 6th. Therefore I'll be be boycotting the computer from the second onwards and I'll be abroad from now until then anyway.

Reviews are love Gives an Alice-esque pout

Hannah xx