Hey guys!
I'm alive!!! And so, so, so sorry! I've been so busy since my last update with boycotting the internet, starting a new school year, exams, christmas, new years, homework, family birthdays.... to name but a few that i've barely had time to think, never mind write! But I'm sure you don't want to hear all this so I'll just tell you that this is the penultimate chapter of the story, so we're nearly there people! I promise to have the next chapter up in two weeks tops, though I highly doubt it will take me that long. After that I'm planning to write the guide of where the Cullens are and aren't allowed to go (and the stories behind them) that Alice gave to Bella. So that'll be the next couple' o chapters if you want me to write it.
I would like to thank N-Beg for inspiration for this chapter. She is my legendary "real-life" friend!
Disclaimer: Twilight is not mine *sigh*
P.S. I know the first sentence is random but it's something I said the other day and N-Beg said that it would be cool is Dr.C was random every now and again. You'll see that I took that idea and ran a frikkin marathon with it! :P
On with it!
CPOV
One of my socks is above my knee, the other is below... I like it! Focus Carlisle!... I thought.
As soon as the word reinforcements passed Rosalie's lips Jasper was shaking his head vehemently.
"Absolutely not!"
"We need all the help we can get" Rosalie hissed "You know Emmett is in his element where they are! I swear this happens every year, he knows that place like the back of his hand. How could a couple more people hurt?"
I knew that Rose intended to call on our friends in Denali. However, I could see the reason for Jasper's hesitance. Tanya's preference for Edward had never been a secret among our families and had never been a serious issue either.
It wasn't that we were expecting Tanya to react uncivilly towards Bella but now was probably not the best time to test the waters.
"Jasper's right, Rosalie, now is not the most appropriate time for introductions" I said calmly
Rosalie huffed but did not dispute my decision. Unfortunately, I could also see her side of the argument because Emmett was near unstoppable when he went to the place that his team was now.
"So where are they?" Bella piped up. "How bad is it exactly?"
"I'm sorry Bella" I said solemnly "Emmett has taken them to Disneyworld"
"Welcome to the Magic Kingdom!" Rosalie sighed sardonically as we ghosted through the garish gates. Everything was eerily silent, the only noise was Bella's quickening heartbeat as she took in the unsettling peace of the theme park.
"There's something creepy about Mickey Mouse at night-time" She whispered in a quivering tone "I'm sure it's eyes are following me!" She jumped a foot in the air when Jasper ran to her side, too quick for her eyes to register.
"They've laid false trails all over the park, even spanning over to Universal Studios in place's. I'm sure they're still here now but I wouldn't be surprised if they crossed over later." He pulled out the booklet of places my family had been banned from out of Bella's backpack. "I have a feeling I know exactly where they'll be and so help me I hope I'm right"
He flicked through the pad his eyes scanning the pages before grinning euphorically at me. Even Rosalie stated laughing softly.
I had been hoping it wouldn't come to this but clearly Emmett had not forgotten what year it was as I had prayed.
"What's going on?" Bella asked "What's wrong?"
"When we were here five years ago, Rosalie and Emmet decided that the kingdom needed a little more magic putting in it" I said grimacing and trying to tell her a subtly as possiblewhilst maintaining a clam demeanor. But my words were only met with a confused stare.
"They spread a little happiness though the land" Jasper said grinning in anticipation. Bella's nose crinkled and she bit her lip as she thought.
Rosalie rolled her eyes and smugly stated "It may be a small world after all but Emmett decided to show that not everything is so little"
"Gah!" Bella cried "that's... wrong on so many levels!" I'm pretty sure that even her toes were blushing at this point.
"Anyway after our little sexcapade these spoil-sports decided that we had to boycott that particular ride for the next half a decade. This year, the boycott his void and we're allowed back" Rosalie finished.
"And of course Emmett has suggested that they take full advantage of that. So we know what we'll all be singing for the next few weeks" I said. "So what do we do? Surround them and wait for them to come out, or charge in and face the torture?" Every fibre of my being wished for the former.
"Torture sounds bad..." Bella whimpered. My mind flitted back to mine and Jasper's waxing experience then passed to what was inevitably to come. I silently but vehemently agreed. Yes, torture is very bad.
"I mean emotional torture-For Carlisle." Said Jasper "I trust you have not visited Disney World before? Well,the ride that Alice, Emmett, Esme and Edward are waiting in is excruciatingly cheerful and affects Carlisle in...strange ways. We have no idea why. It's relatively pleasant for the rest of us but Emmett,Edward and I always make sure to keep the security tape to be resurrected as blackmail material against him should they need it. I dare-say you'll find it entertaining, Bella"
I threw him a baleful look as he smiled unapologetically back at me.
And so we set off towards my own personal hell.
BPOV
The next thing I knew I was being bundled into a brightly coloured boat as Rosalie produced a crowbar for who knows where and cracked open the door to a control room.
Jasper was sitting next to me smirking maniacally and emitting anticipation in every direction.
Only Carlisle seemed unaffected as he sat in the back of the boat, hunched, brooding and looking more like a vampire than i had ever seen him. There was a rush of sound and light as the ride whirred to life.
The next thing I knew the boat lurched forward and bobbed as Rosalie settled herself next to Carlisle and slung an arm round his neck. "I'm going to channel my inner Emmett here and say Cheer up Daddy C! It's not like you have to live with the shame for the rest of eternity...is it? Hmm?"
I watched as the gigantic pair of double doors in front of us swung open. The boat slowly moved forward through a gigantic room full of colourful mechanical people representing various countries of the world.
An annoyingly catchy song blared through the speakers as the mechanical people moved in time with it. I had never seen so much glitter in my life!
"It's a world of laughter
A world of tears
It's a world of hopes
And a world of fears
There's so much that we share
That it's time we're aware
It's a small world after all"
We passed a snowy tundra with frantically twirling inuits...a rainforest... a london bus where four beefeaters were bobbing up and down repeatedly in the windows...a swiss yodeller...wait!
My eyes snapped back to four beefeaters. There in red uniforms and tall, furry, black hats were Emmett, Alice, Esme and Edward.
The first three all bobbed up and down jovially whilst the latter looked extremely disgruntled as he bounced, glaring at everything in sight.
Nothing in the world could have stopped me laughing at that moment. Jasper and Rose spotted them half a second before I did and so were already laughing when I joined in.
The other team stopped their bobbing when they saw that we had spotted them and leapt into feral crouches. Emmett's face was like thunder, clearly hoping not to be spotted.
"There is just one moon
And one golden sun
And a smile means
Friendship to ev'ryone
Though the mountains divide
And the oceans are wide
It's a small world after all"
My heartbeat sped as they stalked after our boat, we had passed the bus by then and were moving through a replication of the scottish highlands. I gulped audibly and leaned to whisper in Jasper's ear "If we manage to win this thing I'll have a baby by my vampire husband and name it after the Loch Ness Monster"
"I'll hold you to that" He laughed and then stopped abruptly. The anticipation in his eyes had increased tenfold and I found myself unbearably excited for no particular reason. "Look at Carlisle!"
I turned to do as he said and saw that the other team had frozen and done the same.
The grin on Carlisle's angelic face was the biggest that I had ever seen. He looked even less human than natural and as I squinted closely I realized that he was literally vibrating with happiness.
I wondered whether, after all this time, Carlisle's tawny eyes had masked a mad-man.
My eyes widened in shock as the speed at which he vibrated increased. Is it possible for vampires to explode?
And then...
He was gone.
Silence...
Suddenly-
"It's a small world after all!" Carlisle's deep baritone boomed from above my head and I almost broke my neck with the speed at which I looked up. Carlisle Cullen - the responsible, compassionate, level headed vampire that had saved my life on numerous occasions-was swinging above my head on mock jungle vines... Wearing nothing but a leopard-print loincloth.
"It's a small world after all!" Carlisle Cullen - world class surgeon and-better than a movie star good looks - was dancing Bollywood style in a miniature Taj Mahal.
"It's a small world after all!
It's a small, small world!" Carlisle Cullen - son of an Anglican pastor and born in 1640 - was dangling from the blades of a windmill, brandishing a wide selection of cheeses...Wearing lederhosen.
My life is now complete.
So.... what's the verdict? Good? Bad? Horrendous? (- Thats a cool word :D ) Please review and let me know! Or PM me for any reason, because I love meeting new people.
Also, just a quick note to say that I loved both Breaking Dawn and the Twilight movie.
Obviously, they both had their faults but I was really pleased with both of them. Even though, BD was pretty far-fetched I also thought it was by far the funniest in the series and you can tell how much I love that!
I've put up a link to the new Twilight Fanfic awards, The "Eddies" and "Bellies" on my profile because they have some pretty awesome categories ("Best Use of an Inanimate Object" anyone?) and I spent literally like half an hour hunting down and nominating all my favourite fics. So go support them!
There's also a link to a youtube vid of the "It's a small world after all" ride on there if anyone wants to go check that out... XD
Ummm.... I think thats everything so all thats left to say is see you in roughly a week. And I actually mean it this time!
Hannah xx
P.S. In case you didn't catch it, I'm really sorry...
P.P.S. Sorry...