Whelp, here we are again. After like what... 3 years? I know I have a lot of explaining to do but to be honest? I don't even know what to say. So many things have happened and while I have still been writing, they were just short One-Shots that I never really had a reason to upload. I uploaded a few of them to another website like Archive of our own. Not to mention that I wanted to focus more on my art along with many other things.

What am I planning to do now? Who knows, but for now, I'm just here fixing some stuff and clearing up quite a bit of clutter. I really left my account in quite a mess when I left after all.

One last thing, I don't know if I'm getting back to writing my old stories, I'm just here fixing the bad grammar of this story and I'll see where I go from there. But for now, hello to old and new and I hope you find this fixed version more comfortable to read through with much better grammar.

Disclaimer: One Piece was created by the magnificent Eiichiro Oda along with Touhou Project made by ZUN.

The Straw hat crew. The most notorious pirate crew that roamed the Grand Line of this generation. They have defeated anyone that stood in their way. All to achieve their dreams. But it all went wrong when they tried to get to the New World.

While in Sabaody Archipelago, they saved a mermaid from becoming a slave to a Celestial Dragon, the most important people in the world. The captain of the crew, Monkey D Luffy, has had enough and gave a Celestial Dragon a punch in the face.

That gave the World Government a reason to act and sent out their new weapon, PX-1 and an admiral to capture the crew once and for all.

The crew managed to destroy the giant robot, but they slowly realized that they may have outnumbered the admiral, they were way outmatched. It wasn't until Rayleigh, an old man that would help them get to the New World, helped them again by going against the admiral.

The crew thought they were getting away but that was blown away by another enemy. The Shichibukai that the PX robots took after Bartholomew Kuma.

One by one, the Shichibukai sent them away by his Paw Paw fruit until Luffy was left.

"Goodbye Straw hat, we will never meet again." With those last words he sent the captain into the air. Sending him who knows where.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He shouted at the top of his lungs just before he disappeared.

A few hours have passed since the ordeal, Luffy was seen soaring through the sky without descending. This young man wears an open blue vest showing his small but muscular body and black short. He wears sandals made out of straws and a black bracelet on his upper arm. His most noticeable feature is his straw hat hanging off of his messy black hair. He is Monkey D. Luffy, captain of the Straw Hat Pirates.

"Dammit. Zoro! Nami! Usopp! Sanji! Chopper! Robin! Franky! Brook! Where that bear Shichibukai took my crew! I'll never forgive him!" Luffy shouted for his crew, but no reply came. He remembers the battle with the Shichibukai and one of the admirals.

"Anyway, how long am I going to fly?!" Luffy carried on shouting even though his lungs and body were growing weak.

"Hm, I wonder?" A mysterious voice said, shocking Luffy. He didn't expect to actually hear someone. "Who's there?!" Luffy shouted out looking around but saw no one. "Again, I wonder am I behind you?" Luffy turned his head backwards but could only see the waters. "Or in front of you?" He did but only saw the orange sky. "Or next to you?" Luffy did but just saw one of seagulls flying next to him. "Or..."

"Stop it my head is spinning." Luffy moaned, getting a bit dizzy. "Fufu. My my your as funny as I have heard."

Luffy shook his head quickly and shouted out at the mysterious voice. "Who are you?!"

"Do you wish to become stronger?" The voice said ignoring Luffy's question. Luffy wondered a bit but said without hesitation. "Yes, I want to project my crew."

"Do you wish to protect your friends, your crew, Red haired Shanks and your brother Fire Fist Ace?" The voice said as Luffy thought more on how he has put his crew and everyone else around him in trouble. "Yes, I want to protect them all." Luffy said with such determination in his voice.

"Then train hard on my mystical land where there are many strong beings, every adventure on each corner. In the land of Gensokyo." The voice said as a rip in space appeared a few meters ahead of Luffy. He then realized something. How did this mysterious voice know his brother?

"Ah wait how did you GAH!" Luffy was then hit on the back of the neck by some kind of weapon and the last thing he saw was void with many scarlet eyes.

-GENSOKYO-

"Thanks for the dinner Ze." A young girl said exiting the small cottage. She has golden eyes and blonde hair with a braid hanging down on her left shoulder, tied with a green ribbon. Wears a black witches' hat with a star on it, a white apron, a black skirt and a green bow. Holds a bag of some sort in her left hip while holding onto her broom. She is Marisa Kirisame the Ordinary Magician.

The other girl sighed. "Well, if I didn't you would've just kept begging until I give in. Which would cause me some sleep." She spoke. This girl has short blonde hair and blue eyes and carries a black book and is accompanied by a small, red-clothed doll. She wears black boots and a light blue dress with white sleeves, a white Capulet and pink ribbons and a red ribbon in her hair. She is Alice Margatroid the Seven-Colored Puppeteer.

"He he doesn't be so mean now I wouldn't go that far Ze." Marisa said as she laughed it off. "I wonder." Alice whispered as Marisa jumped on her broom. "Well, I better be going back, wanna head over to Reimu's place tomorrow Ze?" Marisa offered her but shook her head. "No thanks I need to catch up on studying." Alice said. "Alright then I'll catch you later!" Marisa shouted as she sped off with her broom as Alice headed back inside.

"Hmm it seems it will be a clear night tonight I think I'll do some mushroom hunting before I head back. Mushrooms are fresher at nighttime anyway Ze." Marisa said to herself as she looked at the setting sun.

"Huh?" Marisa said as she saw some shooting stars. "Huh that's weird, it is not the time for the stars to start showing." Marisa said as the stars are shooting across the land. "Wait, are they...?" Marisa muttered as she realizes that the stars are falling down all across Gensokyo. Marisa flinches in surprise as she sees these 'stars' landing, each at a different spot. Marisa was too focused on them that she didn't notice one of them coming right towards her.

"Whoa!" Marisa spun as one of them flu right next to her. When she stopped, she accidentally fell off her broom. "Oh man!" Marisa said as her broom came back to her as she got back on. "Whew that was a close one Ze." Marisa said in relief as she heard a loud bang near where she was. "Hmm better take a look at this 'shooting star'." Marisa said to herself as she headed towards the crash site.

"Whoa now this isn't what you wouldn't see every day Ze." Marisa said as she looked like the crash site. Well, it is not much of a crash site as the grass just looks like it has been pounced on looking like a paw you would see from a bear of some sorts. But that just isn't the strangest part.

"Whoa this guy looks beaten up Ze." Marisa said as she looked at the straw hat boy. "Hello! are you still alive?" Marisa said, pocking him with her broom. The boy let out a moan. "Nami, Zoro, anyone. Sanji, meat." The boy said, starting to drool with his stomach growling.

"Whoa this guy much be hungry. Well, I got lots of food at home so I should take him there Ze." Marisa said as she put the boy on her back as she gently flew back to her hut. "I wonder if he likes mushrooms?"

-GENSOKYO-

In another place another shooting star landed on the stone floor. The smoke cleared, showing a young man lying on a paw shaped crater. The man groans as he slowly regaining consciousness. "Where am I?" He said in a crony voice. He has short moss green hair. He wears an opened up white shirt with red stripes and green haramaki carrying three swords hanging off of his left hip and black trousers tucked into his black boots. He also has three earrings on his left ear. He is Roronoa Zoro, the swordsman and the second cremate of the straw hat pirates.

He couldn't get up but knew he was lying on some kind of concrete. Which is weird because the last time he could remember, he was lying down and was gravely injured... Zoro gasped as he remembered that battle with Kuma.

'What happened did we manage to escape? No, I would totally be hearing voices by now.' Zoro thought as he got up but found out he was in too much pain. Zoro opened his eyes but could only see stairs reaching up into the sky.

"Am I... Dead." Zoro hesitated like the word itself is poison to him. 'No, I can't be dead. Everyone else still needs me. I still haven't kept my promise." Zoro tried to at least stand up, but his body still disagreed with him.

'That's right. If I can still feel pain, then I am still alive. But if that's the case then where the hell am I?' Zoro thought as he started climbing the stairs. His body is weak, so he has to grab the ledge with one hand with the other grasping his waist. When he looked back it was nothing but pear blackness. "This is one strange place." Zoro said as he kept climbing.

He has no idea how long he started but he saw knows one thing. He is getting weaker with every step he takes. "I need to find someone. Anyone, as long as they can take me back to the others." Zoro said, taking a quick breather before continuing on.

It was at least an hour, but he finally made it to the top. There he saw lots of blooming berry trees as far as the eye can see.

In the middle of the street, he saw a girl sweeping up the path towards the mansion at the end of the path. She has grey eyes and short grey hair with a ribbon placed off-center on her hair. She wears a dark green and white dress with several ghost insignias along the edges and breast pocket and one long sword on her back and a shorter one on her back hip. Her name is Youmu Konpaku the half-phantom Gardener.

Zoro thought he saw a huge transparent thing floating around her, but his eyes started getting blurry. "Help me." Zoro said as he started to lose consciousness again and fell to the ground as Youmu looked at and gasped. Right before he let out, he heard her say. "Yuyuko-sama we got an injured person here!" And then Zoro saw nothing but black again.

-GENSOKYO-

Up high in the sky are islands sitting on top of the clouds. It is called the haven where the Celestials live. One of these Celestials is a troublemaker and right now she is bored out of her mind. "Oh man things have been so boring lately; I am just dying from boredom!" A young girl yelled out in boredom. She has dark red eyes and long blue hair. She wears a white button-up blouse with a red bow at the collar, a blue dress with a light blue bow on the back and brown lace-up boots and carries an apron on her dress. The apron has a rainbow-patterned shard link around it, and wears a black hat decorated with two peaches and leaves. She is Tenshi Hinanawi the Young Mistress of Bhavagra.

Right now, she is lying down on her favorite rock covered with charms with a setting sun in front of her. It has been a couple of weeks since that Scarlet Weather Incident that been caused by Tenshi herself. But now she wishes something to happen. She was starting to think of another scheme but was interrupted when she saw something in the sky.

"Wh-what the?" Tenshi shouted out as the wind suddenly grew stronger. "What is that?!" She shouted as she saw a person flying straight towards her. But thanks to her reflexes she manages to dodge her. It looked a girl, but Tenshi couldn't see her more than that as she flies straight to...

"AH! She's heading straight towards Iku-Sama!" Tenshi shouted as she got on top of her rock and started to fly towards the flying girl.

It took a couple of minutes as Tenshi entered an earthly field with big rock pillars. In front of her is a red-headed girl who also has light brown eyes. She has a blue tattoo on her left shoulder that looks like a half pinwheel-half tangerine. She wore an orange shirt with an orange floral pattern, white short shorts, and her high-heeled sandals. She is Nami the navigator and the fifth official straw hat pirate.

"It seems like she is injured." Another girl in one of the pillars said. Tenshi looked up at one of the pillars and saw a purple haired girl. She has red eyes and short violet blue hair. Wear a white and red shirt, a long black skirt, and a hat with a red bow and two long ribbons extending out. Has a white and red shawl entwined along her arms and blouse. Both the shawl and the shirt glows in scarlet color. She is Iku Nagae the Beautiful Scarlet Cloth.

And she was right, Nami has lots of scratches on her. It's no wonder she is unconscious. "Take her inside." Iku said making Tenshi out of her thoughts. "What?"

"She is badly hurt, and it looks like she need medical attention right away." Iku said rather calmly. "Then shouldn't we take her Eintai then Iku-Sama." Tenshi said she did not want to take her to her place. Iku sighed. "No that would take too long. Just take her to your place while I get one of the rabbits up here for treatment. You got that Tenshi?" Iku said not making room for arguments.

"Ye-yes okay then Iku-Sama." Tenshi said, she doesn't want her teacher getting mad towards her and electrocuting her. She gently put her onto her rock as Tenshi took Nami to her home.

"Luf... fy" Nami said quietly enough so that no one heard her.

-GENSOKYO-

"Wait up Cirno-chan!" A green-haired fairy shouted out to her companion. She has short green hair with yellow ribbon. Wear a blue dress with white trim and sleeves. She also has golden butterfly like wings. She is called Daiyousei Cirno's best friend.

"Come on guys eye wanna see what that loud bang was!" A blue-haired fairy shouted back. Blue eyes, aqua-colored hair and six icicle-shaped wings. Wear a blue ribbon, light pink blouse and blue jumper dress. She is Cirno the Small Ice fairy.

They flew out of the forest and into a clearing. Right in front of them is Misty Lake with the Scarlet Devil Mansion in the background. "Geeze can you two slow down. I know you're excited about Cirno but at least slow down a bit." A third girl said catching up to the two fairies. Blue eyes, short teal hair, bug-like antennae. Wears a white shirt with stylized long sleeves, a black cape, and knee-length blue baggy shorts standing with a firefly familiar. She is Wriggle Night bug the Swarm of Bright Bugs.

"Well, you should've flown faster. Although you can't catch to me since eye am the fastest fairy." Cirno said puffing up her chest in pride. "Yea right I bet you couldn't even catch up to my insets." Wiggle said in annoyance. "What did you say!? Do you want a battle?!" Cirno shouted out. "You bet I do if you're going to be like this you stupid fairy!" Wiggle argued back. "What was that?!"

"Cirno! Wriggle! Please stop fighting!" Daiyousei said as she tried to stop the arguing. But that didn't happen as Cirno and Wriggle bump heads. Daiyousei heard a groan as she looked behind. "Ah! Cirno, Wriggle look at this!" She said as Cirno turned her head.

It was a boy inside a small crater. He has medium-length black curly hair and a long nose. He usually wears an olive-green plaid bandanna, a blue and white striped armband on his left arm, along with special sniper goggles, brown overalls with a white sash and no shirt underneath. He also carries with him a yellow satchel, which he stores all his tools and gadgets in. He is Usopp the Sniper and the third crew member of the Straw Hat Pirates.

"Whoa is this guy human?" Wriggle said looking at the beaten-up boy. "Well eye never saw him before." Cirno said. "D-do you think he is an outsider?" Daiyousei asked the others. "All we can do right now is to send him to one of our homes. And tomorrow we will send him to Eintai." Wriggle suggested as she was about to lift him up.

"Hold up who made you leader. Eye am the leader here!" Cirno shouted as Wriggle was struggling to not get cross. "I didn't say I was leader. What, you got ice in your head too!?" Wriggle shouted back as they started to argue again.

"U-um guys." Daiyousei said trying to make them stop but didn't work. "What's going on here? I still have a couple of hours to sleep here." Another voice coming out of the forest. Grey eyes, pink hair, pointed ears like an owl, light pink bird-like wings with purple highlights. Dresses in white and brown clothing. The hat and dress contain numerous bird-shaped ornaments. She is Mystia Lorelei the Night Sparrow Yokai.

"Ah Mystia we have an injured boy here and Cirno and Wriggle would not stop arguing!" Daiyousei said flapping her arms around in panic. Mystia sighed. "Really, don't worry let's just leave those two and take him back to my place." Mystia said picking up the boy. "Thank you I'll help." Daiyousei said calming down as she picked up the boy's legs. They flew back leaving behind Cirno and Wriggle.

-GENSOKYO-

"Shopping is done. I wonder if Mokou is coming over tonight, better make dinner for two just in case." A young lady said as she giggled to herself. She has brown eyes and long silver hair with blue highlights. Wears a hat that looks like some kind of building with a red ribbon on top and glyphs inscribed along her side. Her dress is dark blue with white short sleeves, and a red ribbon is tied to the bottom of the collar. She is Keine Kamishirasawa the Formal Historian.

Right now, she is walking along one of the main streets of the human village just spending an hour buying this week's food. Possibly for two people even though she lives alone.

"Keine-Senpai!" Keine looked at the man running towards. He just looks like a normal man with brown hair, blue eyes and is wearing brown overalls on top of a white top. "What's the problem?" Keine said starting to get worried as the man took deep breaths since he has running.

"Haven't you heard the loud crash earlier?" The man said in wonder as Keine shook her head. "No, take me to the crash site." Keine said getting ready if this would end up as a fight. If possible, she wants it to take it outside of the village so that the villagers won't be caught up in the fight.

The man nods and stating to walk. "Right this way." The man said heading towards the crash site with Keine following from behind. It was only a short walk as they made it and Keine was a bit confused about what she was seeing. The crash site wasn't like a crater but instead made a huge dent on the road. Though the shape of it was quite strange as it looks like a paw print.

But what got her attention was the man in the middle of the dent. His body is a slim, yet muscular, long-legged young man with blond hair and keeps his hair brushed over one side of his face which makes his left eye unseen. He wears a black, double-breasted suit with a tie and a long-sleeved, lavender shirt with a red tie and is wearing dress shoes. He is Sanji the cook and the fourth crew member of the Straw Hat Pirates.

"Get out of the way." Keine said, trying to get to the men's side. "What should we do Keine-Senpai?" A lady asked as Keine kneeled before the young man taking for wounds. This man has wounds everywhere especially the legs.

"What happened here?" Keine said to the people, but they just looked confused. "It's the strangest thing. This man just crashed landed here with force anyone here don't know about." The man said to Keine. Keine was confused like the rest, but her top priority now is to help this man.

"I'll take this man back to my place send one of the doctors there." Keine told them as she lifted the young man on her back. "Yes Keine-Senpai!" A couple of villagers said as they ran off to find the nearest doctor.

Sanji slightly opened his eyes to see Keine's white hair, her pale skin. He thought he was seeing an angel. "Ang-gle." Sanji said quietly as Keine blushed a bit but shook it off just as quickly. "Don't worry you'll be okay, just get some rest." Keine's smooth voice put Sanji back to sleep. She sighs as she realizes that she left her shopping bags behind. But that got put back for later as she noticed how badly his legs looked.

'What happened to him? He seems to have been in a fight and got hurt badly. Let's just hope he gets better after some treatment.'

-GENSOKYO-

"Tewi where are you?!" A young girl yelled out trying to find her co-worker. But as usual Tewi is playing hard to get. The girl has red eyes, long light-purple hair and long rumpled rabbit ears, her ears stand up straight and are decorated with two accoutrement-like buttons. She wears a short-sleeved white shirt, a red belt and a blue skirt. She is Reisen Udongein Inaba the Red Eyes of Madness.

Reisen looked around but could only see bamboo trees and sigh in exhaustion. "Tewi come out before Eirin-Sama gets cross!" She shouted out but still got no reply. It wasn't until a few minutes later that Reisen felt a tremor that shook the bamboo around her. "W-what was that?!" Reisen said to herself as she saw smoke coming off in the distance. Immediately she ran in that direction seeing what that crash.

Minute later she saw some Bamboo trees fallen down by the force no doubt. "Rei!" A high-pitched sounding voice came out as Reisen finally found her. Dark red eyes, black shoulder-length hair, and white fluffy rabbit ears. A Dress in a frilly, pink nightgown and wears a carrot necklace. She is Tewi Inaba Herd of Leaping Rabbits.

"Tewi where have you been!? And what was that loud noise!?" Reisen asked not leaving any room for excuses. If Tewi was afraid by that tone she didn't show it. "Not now Rei look!" Tewi said pointing at the dent in the ground looking like a pander paw. In the middle is a little creator that looks like half reindeer half raccoon. He wears a large pale red/pink fuzzy top hat with a sideways medical cross and a maroon pair of shorts. He also sometimes wears a blue backpack that has the same sideways medical cross as his hat. He also has a remarkable blue nose. This little guy is Tony Tony Chopper the doctor and sixth member of the straw hat pirates.

Reisen gasped. "This little Tanuki is badly hurt we must take him to Eintai immediately." Reisen said a bit shaken by how many wounds this guy has. Not to mention that the little guy's body seems to have been weakened, like it was strained to its limit. "Um I don't think that is a tanuki Rei." Tewi pointed out but Reisen is already heading back. "Oh man, Reisen wait up!" Tewi shouted out as she tried to catch up.

-GENSOKYO-

"Sakuya is my breakfast ready yet?" A young girl said as she let out a big yawn. She has red scarlet eyes, and short light-blue hair. She wears a pink mob cap and a pale pink nightdress with two big red bows with white ribbons on the end, one on the side of her mob cap and on her lower back. Her noticeable feature is the pair of black bat-like wings on back. She is Remilia Scarlet the Eternally Young Red Moon.

When she said that an elegant maid appeared right next to her out of thin air and bowed deeply. "Not quite yet milady though it will be ready soon." the maid said while straightening herself. She has dark blue eyes, silver hair with a long braid on each side of her face with green bows at the ends. She carries many knives, mostly on her upper legs, making her skirt short. Wears a pink and dark blue French maid's outfit with long sleeves, and a white maid headband on her head. She is Sakuya Izayoi the Chief Maid of the Scarlet Devil Mansion.

Right now, Remilia is calmly sipping her tea sitting on one of many balconies in the mansion. Though Remilia has a grin on her face, and not a normal grin. "Is something the matter milady?" Sakuya asked without missing a beat as she noticed her master's more joyous expression. Remilia chuckled as she feels that her ability to see fate is slowly changing in a good way. "I have a feeling tonight is going to be exciting for us Sakuya." Remilia said making Sakuya shaken up a little bit. Whenever Remilia talks like that and depending on her ability. She is mostly right.

"I hope is not that magician again." Sakuya whispered to herself. They still haven't fixed that gate fully yet because of her last visit. Again, Remilia chuckles at the thought. "Oh no it is much more exciting than that." She said as she let one of her pointy teeth show.

Sakuya sighed as she was going to finish up breakfast until an explosion came. Remilia gasped a little. Was this the reason why fate was changing? Her eyes lowered as if this might not be as enjoyable as she thought it would. "That came from the library." Remilia said as she made her wings go full scale and flew straight to the library. "Wait milady. It's too dangerous." Sakuya quickly used her time stop ability and got to the library in a split second.

"Patchouli-Sama!" A young red headed devil shouted out to her master. She wears a black dress with white sleeves. She has a small pair of black, bat-like wings on the sides of her head and back and long red hair. She is Koakuma, Patchouli's familiar.

Coughs have been heard as Sakuya quickly took the books off of the librarian. Her hair and eyes are purple while her skin is pale as there are many ribbons tied to her hair and other body parts. She wears pajama-like clothing and a night-cap. She is Patchouli Knowledge The Unmoving Great Librarian.

"Are you alright Patchouli-Sama?" Sakuya said trying not to provoke her asthma. "Don't worry *cough* I'll be fine. Koakuma, go get *cough* my medicine." Patchouli said as Koakuma nodded. "Right away Patchouli-Sama!" She said as she flew straight towards Patchouli's room.

"Patchy!" Remilia shouted out as she made it to her friends' side. "Who did this to you?!" Remilia said she was ready to hurt her friend's attacker from limb to limb. It wasn't until Sakuya noticed the cloud of dust down at the center of the room.

"Milady, I don't think is an attacker." Sakuya said not even flinching to her master's threats.

"What are you talking about?" Remilia said getting madder by the second. "Remi, I think you should see for yourself." Patchouli said pointing at the center of the library just under the broken roof window. It is large dent that looks like a paw with a young woman in the middle. She has a tall, slender, yet athletic woman with shoulder-length black hair. She has blue eyes, and she has a long, thin and defined nose. She wore a purple outfit consisting of a cowboy hat, a cleavage-revealing sleeveless shirt, with a wide, yellow collar covered with black concentric circle motifs, matching pants reaching down to her calves, and purple high-heeled Mary Janes. She also had a string of round and yellow ornaments that hung loosely from around her waist. She is Nico Robin the archaeologist and seventh member of the Straw Hat Pirates.

"Wow her chest is just as big as Meiling's." Remilia joked but only just came as an insult to all flat chested. Which is pretty much all the girls in the room. "Ahem anyways we can't just throw her out. Sakuya sends her to the nearest guest room and finishes up my breakfast." Remilia said, getting rid of the silence. "Ah that's right, please wait patiently I grab you some breakfast milady." Sakuya said as she picked up robin and gone out to prepare. Remilia thought more about what had just happened and felt her interest growing again.

"Things really have gotten more interesting." Remilia said with her smile back as Patchouli is now tidying up her books before her assistant comes back with her medicine.

-GENSOKYO

"Come on I heard a huge splash this way!" One of the kappa said as a group swam down a big river. While all three of them have aqua hair and wear blue raincoats with lots of big pockets. The fourth one is different from the rest. She has blue hair and eyes. She wears a blue dress with lots of pockets for tools around the hem of the skirt and her upper arm, and a dark aquamarine backpack with a golden key on the strap in front of her. She also wears a green hat, blue wellington boots and carries a cattail. She is Nitori Kawashiro the Aquatic Engineer.

While she is shy when it comes to meeting new people, especially new monsters. Her curiosity along with her kappa friends hit its peak. They all gone out to investigate. Who knows it might be new material that has fallen into Gensokyo. It hasn't been the first time that happened.

"Look I can see something!" One of them shouted out as we saw one of the strangest men we've ever seen. "U-um take him into soar." Nitori stuttered but then I smelled something, something familiar. "Hey girls can you smell that." she said as we all sniffed the air. "It smells like." One of them said it was like a light bulb lit up.

"METAL!" All four of us yelled as we looked at the man we just rescued. His forearms are relatively enormous while his biceps are comparably small. His chest is well-toned with large abs and pectoral muscles. He has brightly colored blue hair and blue star tattoos on his forearms. His chin is very angular and tapers off in three pointed clefts. He has an equally angular prosthetic nose made of iron with several rivets ends jagged edges. He wears an open loud Hawaiian "Aloha" shirt with a large golden chain necklace around his neck and red speedos. He is Franky the shipwright and eight members of the Straw Hat Pirate.

"I can smell metal all over him is he a robot we keep hearing about." One of the kappa said about to get ready to dismantle him. "No wait! I can also smell his flesh so if we dismantle him, he will surely die." Nitori said don't want to have death into her hands.

"From what we can see it seems like he has modified his arms, face and all round his front body." The kappa with big glasses said. "So, wait does that mean he has modified all by himself." Kappa holding a notebook said wanting to wright all this down. "It seems like it." Glasses kappa said pushing up her glasses.

"What should we do?" Kappa with a ranch said as they heard a moan. "Guys he's waking up!" Nitori said as they all looked down on Franky. "Need... I need." He said, too weak to even move. "What do you need?" Glasses Kappa said. "Yes, what fuels your system?" Notebook Kappa said about to wright down his answer. "I need... Soda." Franky said shocking the four Kappa's.

"Soda?" They all said in confusion. But nonetheless, they all look through their bags. "Do you girls have any soda?" Glasses Kappa said not finding any in hers. "Sorry." Notebook Kappa said disappointed. "Nana." Ranch Kappa sighed. "I got it!" Nitori said as she was about to put the drink into his mouth. "Wait." Franky said as his big hand went to his stomach as he opened it like a fridge. "Whoa! His stomach opened!" Nitori shouted in shock. "Wait look at that." Ranch Kappa said as they noticed three empty bottles.

"You think that is his fuel supply?" Glasses Kappa said as none of them had seen anything like this before, even by Gensokyo's standers. "Well let's try it and see." Notebook Kappa said as she grabbed the soda of Nitori's hand, put out three empty ones and put in the soda. When she closed it, they waited... And waiting... And waiting...

Then they noticed his blue hair which was droopy a moment ago instantly shot up. Franky opened his eyes wide and immediately shot up in the air. "SUPER!" Franky yelled out and brought his arms together making his two tattoos look like a star. He then felt a bit dizzy as he dropped back down on the bed.

"Oh man I still feel a bit weak with just one bottle, but this will do for now." Franky said as he shakes his head a bit and lets it rest on his hands. The four kappa's were weird out and started hiding in some bushes. Franky sees this and shouts out to them. "Hey, are you four the ones who helped me?"

"Y-y-y-y-y-y." Nitori stuttered anxiously, having no idea what to do. Franky puts his oversized hands on his hips. "What? I can't hear you? Speak up!" Franky said he was starting to get impatient. "Y-y-y- YES WE DID!" Nitori shouted but quickly shut her mouth. Not wanting to see what would happen if she wiled him up any further.

"Ex-excuse me." Notebook Kappa said gaining Franky's attention. "Yea?" Franky said as he tries to calm down a bit. Don't want his small supply running out so soon. "Is it true you are half robotic?" She spoke, more curious than the other kappa's. "Yea my name is Franky I built it myself." Franky said banging his chest making a metal clash sound.

"Wow that is so awesome. I have never seen such technology before." Ranch Kappa said. "Would you mind if I take a closer look?" She said, looking like she was grabbing her ranch. Franky leaned back by instinct as he actually felt a bit uncomfortable when the ranch got a bit too close for his liking. "Whoa now missy no can do. This body is how I keep alive." Franky said take a step back.

"Why do you have to build yourself like this?" Glasses girl asked. Franky started to make a dark face as he started to think back to that day. "Ah! Don't worry you don't tell us." Nitori quickly shouted out. "A-anyway if you want, we can take you to my lab since I have more supply of soda if you want?" Nitori said as they noticed Franky's hair started drooping again. "Ah that would be super!" Franky shouted out as they started walking down the river.

"Wait you all have a lab?!" Franky look at them in shock.

-GENSOKYO-

"Aya aya aya the deadline is in two days, and I haven't got enough materiel." A black winded girl moaned pacing back and forth. She has red eyes and semi-long black hair. Wears a white blouse with brown leaf-print sides, a black short skirt with brown leaf-print portions, and a Tokin with several white puffs of feathers hanging from it. Carries a feather fan shaped like an autumn leaf ready for another run. Her name is Aya Shameimaru the Traditional Reporter of Fantasy.

"Geeze, I know it has only been two weeks since that last incident with those celestials, but I want something entertaining." Aya muttered to herself as she is about to take her last flight but stopped when she see's shooting stars.

"OH! Shooting stars in broad daylight. It may not be newsworthy, but it will make good gossip." Aya said as she started snapping pictures from her camera. For every snap she relished one of them is heading straight towards her.

"AHHH!" Aya shouted as she flapped her leaf misdirecting the shooting star. But instead, it landed in her hut. "Ah my news!" Aya shouted as she quickly went back inside rescuing her reports. When she got inside it was full of smoke, but she could see something that looked too skinny to be any creature she had seen.

'A newly discovered creature!' Aya thought excitedly as she flapped her leaf blowing away the smoke and expectations were better than she thought. It is a very tall man... If it is a man. He wears an Afro which many would say is fake because he is made out of bones. It wears a tattered black coat, top hat, trousers, while the inner linings of his coat are yellow orange. The cravat that was tied in between his coat and around his neck was blue. This strange being is Brook the undead musician and the last member of the straw hat pirates.

"Yo ho ho ho ho ho now what is this strange place I am in." Brook laughed at himself as he looked around. Aya was still dumbfounded as she quickly shook her head in excitement. "You!" Aya shouted grinning widely as Brook looked at Aya.

"Who might this lovely lady be? May I see panties?" Brook asked suddenly as Aya slightly blushed. "If I show you, can I give you an interview?" Aya said just about ready to do it. Aya wouldn't pass up an opportunity to have an interview with this strange being if it only takes is to show him her panties. Brook's jawbone dropped in surprise since he expected to be punched for it. He then laughed as if this might be his lucky day.

"Yo ho ho ho, yes I wouldn't mind for one." The moment Brook said that Aya instantly lifted up her skirt which shows her red panties with autumn leaves scattered around. Brook's bony nose instantly shot out blood as he crashed onto a dented floor which looks like a paw.

"Who never realizes skeletons shoots out blood. Really interesting." Aya said, putting down her skirt and started writing down what she had just learned. "If you do that again I might die from blood loss. Although I'm already dead and don't have any blood. Yo-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho. Skull Joke!" Brook joked as Aya writes down about skeletons using these 'skull jokes'.

-GENSOKYO-

"She actually showed her panties? We knew she would do anything for an interview but isn't that a bit too much." A young Neko said as she watched through the gap her Master's Master has made. Dark orange eyes, brown hair, wears a green mob cap. Has cat ears, with a gold earring in the left one, and two tails. Wear a red and light pink outfit with gold trimming. Has long red fingernails. She is Chen, the Hyperactive Monster Cat.

She then yelps in surprise when she feels her master's hands covering her eyes. "Why did you send them here into Gensokyo Yukari-Sama?" A lady with nine tails asked with a sigh. Yellow eyes, short blonde hair, wears a pink two-tailed hat with many amulets. Has fox ears which are hidden under her hat, and nine fox tails. Wear a blue and white outfit. She is Ran Yakumo the Shinigami of the Youkai of Boundaries.

"You heard what he said Ran. He and the off his grew wish to grow stronger. I am happy to help them." The other lady said sipping her tea watching the straw hats interact through her gap. She has dark golden eyes, long blond hair, and usually carries a pink parasol. Wear a pink and purple dress, and a pink mob cap with a thin red ribbon tied at the front. She is Yukari Yakumo the Border of Phantasm.

Ran raises an eye for a moment as Yukari sighed. "And to get rid of this boredom." Yukari said as they just saw Aya lifting up her skirt to Brook. "Pff ha ha ha ah I knew she would do it." Yukari laughed as Ran let out a giggle.

"See with this we will never grow bored again." Yukari sighed in satisfaction.

"Ran-Sama." A young voice called out just through the doorway. Ran and Yukari looked behind them as they saw a young cat girl. She has dark orange eyes, brown hair, wears a green mob cap. Has cat ears, with a gold earring on the left one, and two tails. Wear a red and light pink outfit with gold trimming. Has long red fingernails. She is Chen, a Shinigami of a Shinigami of the Sukima Yokai.

"What are you watching?" Chen said cutely as Ran tried her best not to cuddle her. "Oh, we're just finishing up now let get dinner ready before Yukari-Sama falls asleep again." Ran Said as Yukari gave her a pouted look.

Ran didn't give her a chance for a comeback as Ran and Chen went to the kitchen. Yukari kept looking at her gap as she sighed. "Yep, Gensokyo will never be boring again."

End of chapter 1