Stewie's POV

I was eating breakfast. As always Fat man came in the kitchen in nothing more than his PJs.

"Peter," said Louis,"how many times do I have to tell you? Get dressed before you come down here."

"Sorry Louis," he said, "but don't you like the fancy musical thingys?"

"Yea," said Louis, "why?"

"Well," he said, "I kinda saw that a radio station guy at the fair was using these for contest prizes." Fatman held up two tickets to Hairspray. "When I saw the guy holding them up," he continued, "I ran up there and punched the guy in his weiner and took these from him."

"Peter, you stole those tickets!" Lois exclaimed, "Oh well when are the times shown?"

"Well it's showing tomorrow night in Providence," he remarked.

Well this was great. My parents were going out for the night. I wondered who was going to "watch" me.

the next night

I was up in my parents' room bugging Louis to tell me who I would stay with.

"Brian is," she said.

"Are you crazy, Lois?" I yelled, "He's old! A 20 year old dog watching me? He's at least 140 in human years!"

"Look Stewie," she began," he may be old but he's protective of all of us. I know you don't like staying with Brian but at least give him a chance please?"

I looked at her.

"Alright," I said.

"Thank you, sweetie." she said, "You'll find out Brian isn't all that bad." She grinned and walked away.

My life was in the paws of a dog.

couple hours later

My parents were out and gone. I knew one thing I was hungry. I grabbed my house keys and headed to the door.

"Where are you going?" asked Brian.

"I'm hungry," I said, "I'm going to Taco Bell."

"No you're not," replied Brian, "your mom left a pot roast in the oven for you in case you got hungry."

"I want Taco Bell," I said. I grabbed my keys and headed out the door.

Despite Brian's wishes, I ordered my food and was in and out in ten minutes.

Dumb dog I thought told him he didn't have anything to worry about.

Then all of a sudden a pack of stray dogs came chasing me from behind some trees. I was running trying to get out of their way. I saw another tree. I tried to climb up it but it was no use. One of the beasts grabbed me by the ankle of my pants. Once I was down from the tree, I could feel the three beasts' claws and fangs tearing through my skin.

"Damn dogs," I said, "get the hell off me!" They had me pinned. I didn't have my gun with me so I couldn't shoot them. While I was down, I saw another dog coming my way. This dog was oddly familiar. Plus its hair stood straight up, so I knew it was on my side. In the glimpse of the moon light, I saw the dog who was defendind me. It had white fur!

"Brian?" I asked. Just then I saw the other dogs run away with fear in their eyes. Brian had won.

"Stewie, are you ok?" he asked.

"Yea," I replied, "but how did you--------" he cut me off mid sentence.

"I followed your scent," he told me, " I'm a dog, remember?"

I laughed.

"Good point," I said.

"Stewie," said Brian, "let's go home."

I nodded. As we walked home, I couldn't imagine what Louis was going to say.

A/N: Yea I'm still working on the other chapters so it will be a while. So R&R! Plus if you're a Twilight fan check out these fanfictions: Bellastasia and Stop: Police! but read more than two chapters of Bellastasia before you review.

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A/N: Sorry for everyone who has tried to read this and there were no chapters. I'm getting started on it now. I definiately don't own Family Guy. Seth MacFarlane does. Now here's the story. Well at least the first chapter.