APH: OKAY PEOPLE LITSEN UP! WE'RE HERE TO WELCOME MADMAXY101 FOR JOINING US!
Eva: Big Whoop… NOW CAN YOU GET OFF ME? (Wiggles from her spot under APH's butt…)
APH: (Looks down at the whining vampire) Now, now Eva-chan, don't be so hasty! (Grins at Evangeline.)
MX (or Madmaxy101): …
Chachamaru: Would any of you like some tea?
Eva: NOT HELPING!
MX: Sure! (Suddenly appears holding onto Chachamaru's hand. APH and Eva's jaw drops open.)
APH and Eva: (Shocked to no end) …
MX: I like what you've done with your hair! It's very… attractive (Purrs at Chachamaru).
Eva: (Turns all chibi) WAIT! HOLD ON! I'M YOUR MASTER HERE! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE HELPING ME! (Starts to drum her fist on the ground) WAAAH! YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO BE HELPING ME!
Cha: I'm sorry… did you say something?
Eva: (Jaw drops again) …
APH: (Stands up) That'll traumatize her… So, how's the editing coming along?
MX: Yeah, whatever, I'll do that later. Shall we? (Offers arm to Chachamaru, who accepts and walks off) Bye, I'll see you soon! (Waves at the two other people)
APH: HEY WOW! FREEZE! YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO BE WORKING FOR ME! DONT DITCH ME TO GO TO A DATE WITH A ROBOTIC CHICK!
Eva: (crawls into fetal position) She ignored me… she ignored me…
APH: He… (crawls into fetal position next to Eva) He… this… can't… be… happening… (starts to roll on the ground with Eva just right behind… both rolls off stage)
Asuna: (runs on stage dragging Konoka behind her) That's going to be a problem…
Konoka: Aycha! The author and editor are not available right now!
The Narutaki twins: (drop kicks Asuna and Konoka off stage) SHOW'S STARTING! GET READY! (Disappears off stage)
(Drum rolls) Unbelievably… Strange… productions presents! In association with EMO studios! My Unique Caretaker 5: Hold It Partner!
Asuna: (sweat drop) He actually did that…
Ayaka: (sweat drop) How lame…
MX: WHY YOU! (holds up chibi fist)
Disclaimer: Don't own Negima or any other character but Sarah… and maybe more OC's in the future.
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It has been a little more than a week after the whole bath incident. Fortunately, none of her classmates pressed the matter with the breast thing and simply put it off as a childish prank. Life has pretty much turned normal once again… or as normal as it can get with the class of 2-A…
"GET UP! NEGI-SAMA! UP AND OUT! RISE AND SHINE!" Sarah shouts as she forcefully yanks the blanket off a still sleepy Negi.
"Mm… just five more minutes…" Negi says before rolling to the far side of the bed. Seeing her young charge going back to sleep, Sarah's left eye brow starts to twitch. Smirking with a sinister air, she decides to use… it.
"Oh Negi-sama." Sarah cooed sweetly, causing every instinct in Negi tell him to get up or suffer. "If you don't get up… I'll make you eat Kentucky… Fried… Chicken…"
"I'M UP!" Negi exclaims as he literally jump out of the bed, only to have his head meet painfully with the ceiling, sending him back to la-la land.
"Ah! Sarah-chan, I think you went over board…" Konoka says suddenly popping out of nowhere next to Sarah, making her lose her balance and falls down the ladder. "Aya, you alright?"
"Err… sure…" Just then, Asuna burst into the room, tossed her jacket aside, grabbed her uniform, rushed into the bathroom, only to reappear a second later. "GOTTA RUN! GONNA BE LATE!"
"Eh? Asuna, calm down, it's only 8:30." Konoka says with a sweet smile, and watches with fascination as Negi bolts out of his bed yelling, "EIGHT THIRTY! SARAH-SAN, WHY DIDN'T YOU WAKE ME UP EARLIER?"
"I tried you nut case…" Sarah says, nursing a bump caused by her fall earlier. "Well, let's get going!" Grabbing a slice of toast, Sarah stuffs it into Negi's mouth before grabbing him and Konoka by the waist and charging out the door after Asuna.
"HEHEHEHEHE! THIS IS FUN!" Konoka exclaims, giggling none stop as Negi flail his arms around wildly with his eyes wider than a saucers. "FASTER! FASTER!"
"GYAAAAAAAHH!" Negi's scream echoes off the empty hall and Sarah, carrying her charge and a giggling Konoka charge straight for the train station with only a few steps behind a panicking Asuna. Unknown to any of them, another disaster awaits for the day in the ever surprising Mahora middle school.
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"Mm…" Evangeline moans as she nurse a bruise that happened to be caused by the cause of all her pain so far, Sarah.
"Master, please reframe from touching it." Chachamaru says as she holds an ice pack in her hand.
"Why me… for all this week, nothing good ever happened to me." The vampire moans again as her robot servant place the ice pack onto her bruise. "EEEK! COLD!" Just then, a scream cam from outside the window Evangeline is leaning against. "Eh… what's with that… HOLY SHIT! DUCK FOR COVER!" Evangeline screams before pulling Chachamaru with her down onto the floor just in time to see their poor child teacher fly through the window at break neck speed, crashes his face against the wall opposite the window, and slides down onto the floor.
"KYAAAAAH!" Nodoka screamed as Asuna flies from the same window, just barely missed the shy girl and crashes into Negi, using his body as a cushion. "A-Asuna-san… Negi-sensei… you guys okay?"
"BONZAI!" Konoka shouts as she also come flying into the window. Seeing this, Setsuna quickly rushes forward, grabbes Konoka and carries her bridal style. "OJOU-SAMA! YOU OKAY? YOU'RE NOT HURT ARE YOU? WHO DID THIS TO YOU?"
"Aya! Set-chan!" Konoka exclaims, causing the swordswoman to stop her ranting and noticed what she just did. Dropping Konoka in from the shock, Setsuna bows before hurry away back to her desk and bury her face into a text book (which just happens to be upside down), a huge blush on her face. "Set-chan…"
"Phew, made it just in time…" Sarah says after getting in from the window the other three had previously been 'using,' "So, how's… every… body?"
"Sarah/Sarah-san…" Negi and Asuna say as they appear before her in a flash, causing the caretaker's face to blanch.
"Err… that's the fastest way to get here in time…" As if on cue, the bell rang a second after Sarah finished her sentence. "See?"
"THAT'S VERY DANGEROUS YOU KNOW THAT!" Negi and Asuna exclaims simultaneously with comical tears pouring from their eyes.
"But it's fun!" Konoka sing song with a heart floating out after the sentence.
"KONOKA!" Asuna exclaims waving her arm around in frenzy. "IT IS NOT FUN AND IT IS NOT SAFE! YOUR GRANDFATHER WILL HAVE MY SKIN IF YOU'RE INJURED!" While Asuna is scolding her friend, said friend just keeps giggling like nothing life threatening just happened. "AND YOU!" Pointing a finger at Sarah, who's by now laughing very, VERY sheepishly.
"Ah, so energetic in the morning…" Takamichi, who just entered the room, says. "Negi-kun and Sarah-san the principal wants to see you. I'll substitute for now."
"Ah, we'll be right there!" Noticing a chance to escape a tongue lashing, Sarah grabs Negi's hand. "Well, we better get going!" And with that, she dashed out the room and escapes the murderous Asuna in a blink of a eye.
"Are there any sane people in this class at all…?" Chisame, who witnessed everything that took place, asks to no one in particular.
"I wonder the same thing…" Evangeline says from her location next to Chisame. "But with her here… there probably won't be soon…"
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"Ohohoho! Seemly everyone is energetic today!" Konoemon says as he chuckles. Standing before him are Negi, who's very dizzy from Sarah's speed, and Sarah, who just stares at her young charge with an amused smile.
"Ah… p-principal… how may I help you?" Negi says after regaining some wit.
"Well, that's not really why your here. Oh, also, if you ever feels like dating my granddaughter, Negi-kun, all you need to do is ask." The principal says, and Konoka immediately pops back to his side and smacks him with a hammer. "Aya! Ji-chan!"
"…" Sarah and Negi just stare on dumbfounded as they witness the wound gush blood. "You might want to get that looked at…" Sarah says pointing to the wound after Konoka is escorted out.
"Ohohoho, Daijobou! So, how's class?" The principal asks as a bandage magically appears on the wound.
"Ah, they're doing fine really. They are showing some improvement." Negi says with a beaming smile while Sarah just offers a small one.
"Hohoho, good to hear. Good to hear! Now then, Sarah, you won't mind putting a barrier around the campus would you? It's easier to stop magical creatures from breaking in."
"As you wish, I'll do that after class is finished." Sarah says with a small smile and her eyes closed.
"Good, good. Now then, sorry for your time. You should be returning to class. Dismissed." And with that, the two left the office to go about their everyday business.
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Nodoka once again found herself carrying a stack of books alone. Thinking back as to why, she remembers the Yue has something to do so left early while Haruna has to finish her manga before the dead line. Soon, she finds herself on the same stair where she tripped before and was saved by Negi-sensei. Her eyes clouded as she remembers that day as if it just happened yesterday. Just then, she finds herself repeating the same thing. "Eh… ah… AAAAAAAH!" Expecting for her back to hit the floor this time, she once again found something soft and warm instead.
"M-Miyazaki-san, that's very dangerous…"
"N-NEGI-SENSEI!"
"Hmm… we might need to ask the old geezer to add some safety procedure here…" Looking up, Nodoka finds Sarah holding all of her books that she dropped. Getting up in an instance, she quickly starts to apologize to the kid teacher.
"Don't worry about it. As long as you're safe, that's what's most important." Negi says with a smile as Sarah starts to collect more books. An awkward silence settles between Nodoka and Negi as they stare at each other… then…
"Hey, Negi-bouzo!" Asuna says, popping out of nowhere, scaring the stuffing out of Nodoka and Negi.
"Hmm, Asuna, what's up?" Sarah asks after putting the book down.
"Mm… something had come up. I need you two. Come on!" Grabbing the teacher and caretaker's hand, Asuna leads them away as Nodoka just stare on.
'I was saved… again…'
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"THIS! THIS IS IT!" Asuna exclaims, flashing an ordinary looking letter into Negi and Sarah's face, but they just blink at it like it's some sort of alien device. "THIS LETTER CAME FROM WALES! It's even addressed from the Wales Magical Association!"
"Eh… you're right." Negi says after getting a better look at it.
"Hmm… need to be careful next time." Sarah says, plucking the letter out of Asuna's hand. "Eh, it's from your sister!"
"AH! GIVE ME GIVE ME!" Negi says, turning into a chibi and jumping at Sarah, hands out stretched, eager to read the content.
"Alright, calm down would you!" After her young charge had calm down, Sarah opens the letter and finds a folded piece of paper. Unfolding it, Sarah find herself staring at what seemly looks like an ordinary piece of paper, but she knows better. "Okay, you ready Negi-sama?"
"Hai…" After that, Sarah pressed something on the paper, and the image of Nekane Springfield appears on it.
'Wow… pretty…' Asuna thought before looking at Negi's smiling face. 'And he thinks that I'm like his sister…'
"Hello Negi, how's it going?" The letter starts as Nekane starts to speak. "I hope you are well. And I hope Sarah has been taking good care of you."
"Oh yes, real good care…" Negi says, which earns him a fist into his head courtesy of Sarah.
"You miserable, ungrateful…"
"Both me and Anya are fine. Also, I hope that your training is going well. And I know it's a bit early, but have you found a partner yet? They say that mages usually attract their partner. So I'm sure yours is probably just around the corner. I pray that you find a wonderful partner in your training period! (End of message)"
"Eh? That's a bit early." Sarah says earning a confused expression from Asuna.
"Eh? Partner?" Asuna asks as she puts Negi into a head lock.
"AH! ASUNA-SAN! CHOKING! NOT BREATHING!"
"Not until you tell me what this partner thing is!"
"IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!"
"This partner deal is what every magister mages must have." Sarah starts, causing Asuna to stop choking the poor kid. "You see, well mages can be quite powerful in long distance attacks, they're very fragile to melee combat."
"Like you're one to talk…" Negi says earning another fist in the head.
"I'M NOT FINISHED! Anyway, a mage's partner is also known as a minister magi or mage, depends on what you want to call them. I'm living example of one… although my mage is somewhere goofing around in the world…" Sarah whispers out the last part with an annoyed sign and an equally annoyed look.
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Somewhere in the middle of nowhere…
"ACHOO!" A man sneezed. "Some chick must be talking about me… fufufu…"
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"There was a legend. It's the start of the partner system." Negi says holding up a finger and went into 'geek' mode. "It was said that there's a beautiful mage who was the savior of the world, and it was said that she had a courageous knight to protect her." Negi says with the background of a statue of a woman holding a staff with robes and a man with a giant sword and shield with armors kneeling next to the woman.
'Eh… where did that come from?' Asuna thought as her eyes change into two small black dots.
"In association to that legend, even in today, mages will take a partner who supports them. You can call them a 'mage's disciple' if you want. And it'll also be pretty silly if a mage today doesn't have a partner."
"Hmm… so it has to be a girl for you… right?" Asuna asks putting a finger on her chin as she looks at the ceiling.
"Yes, male mages usually has a beautiful girl will female mages usually takes handsome man with them." Sarah says with a small smile and her eyes closed. "And it seems to be quite popular for partners to get married these days."
"So it 'is' like a girlfriend boyfriend thing isn't it?" Asuna asks with an irritated look will pulling at Negi's cheek.
"Not really. There are two types of contract really: a permanent one and a temporary one."
"So Negi-kun's real purpose for coming to Japan is to look for a permanent partner?" A voice asks from behind the three.
"No, it's too… GAAAAAAAHHH!" Sarah jumps as Negi goes bug eyed and Asuna's jaw hits the floor. "KONOKA!" They chorused.
"Hi!" The said girl just waves innocently at them.
"H-How long had you…" Asuna asks, still a little in shock at her friend's 'teleportation.'
"Hmm, somewhere starting with Negi looking for a partner I guess." Konoka says with a smile. "By the way, what's in that letter?"
"N-NOTHING!" The three chorused again as Negi dashes off to hide the letter and Sarah with Asuna blocking Konoka from seeing where he hides it.
"OY! EVERYONE! I HEARD THAT NEGI-KUN'S PURPOSE FOR COMING TO JAPAN IS TO LOOK FOR A PARTNER!" Konoka shouts out the still opened door of their dorm room.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Sarah and Asuna shouts with sweat drops on the back of their heades.
"I'M HERE TO BE A TEACHER!" Negi shouts as his eyes turning into spiral.
"Ah, I'm just joking. Anyway, Asuna, grandpa called again. So I got to go!" Konoka says with a wink and a wave. Turning on her heel, she marches out the door humming a tone, not knowing what she had just got Negi into.
"Eh, not 'that' again…" Asuna says with an irritated look.
"What's 'that'?" Sarah asks after closing the door of the dorm.
"Still, that's pretty shocking…" Asuna says after signing.
"Yea, I was wondering what to do if my cover got blown…"
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"Did you hear that?" Fuuka, the older of the Narutaki's asks her sister.
"I heard…" Fumika says, having to contain herself from squealing in delight.
"Fufufu…" The two chuckles as they tip toed their way away from Asuna's door. And so, within the next fifteen to twenty minutes, the rumor had spread through the entire dormitory…
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"Ehehe… that really was a close call…" Negi says as he clenches his staff in a vise grip.
"Yea… if you gets blown… the head master will recall you, turn you into an ermine… and your sister will skin me alive… literally." Sarah says as she pictures the usually kind Nekane growing fangs and has a sinister grin on her face. She shuddered and made a note to NEVER think about it.
"… I'd better be careful from now on huh?" Negi says sharing a mental picture similar to Sarah's with a sweat drop on the back of his head.
"You better…" Sarah growled out causing her charge to take a step away from her. "Well, let's just forget about that partner stuff for now." Sarah says, jumping back to her usually self with her small smile and empty eyes.
"YOSH! GOT TO PREPARE FOR TOMORROW FIRST!" Negi exclaims, doing a dramatic pose just to show his determination.
"NEGI-SENSEI!" A voice calls out from a distance away from Negi.
"Ah, yes?" Turning back, Negi finds himself facing a smaller version of the female stampede from the love potion incident. His face dropped a few level of color when he sees them. "WAAAAAAAHHH!"
"PICK ME FOR YOUR PARTNER!" Ayaka exclaims with her eyes so shining it's hard to stare into them.
"PICK ME! PICK ME!" Makie shouts as she runs toward her child teacher.
"WAH!" Sarah exclaims as she was being pushed away by the group of girls.
"YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A PARTNER RIGHT?" Ku Fei asks as she tries to push the other girls away.
"What is it? A girlfriend? A fiancé?" Kazumi asks with her microphone in front of her.
"When's the ball?" Fuuka asks as she continues to pat Negi on the shoulder.
"W-When did you guys hear about that?" Negi asks as he continues to get backed into a poll.
"So it's true!" Haruna exclaims as her eyes takes on a demonic glow.
"THAT STAFF IS A SYMBOL FOR LOYALTY RIGHT?" Fumika asks as her eyes turn all big and shiny.
"WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT!" Negi shouts as he starts to panic. Looking around, he finds no gap at all in the wall of girls. Just then, the very temperature seemed to drop at least ten degrees, causing all the girls to stop their ranting and slowly turns their heads towards the source… and they regret it.
Sarah stands there with her hair covering her eyes with a snarl on her face. An aura of doom seems to leak from her as she slowly but surely walks towards them. Once she reaches the line, all the girls part a path and thus Negi comes face to face with Sarah. "Negi-sama…"
"H-Hai…?" Negi asks, only seeing Sarah in that mood once before, and the result wasn't pretty. Just then, Sarah raises her head with a big, cheerful grin, which causes Negi to be taken off guard. "Let's run for it!" And with that, she grab onto Negi's head like that time of the love potion incident and jump over the girls, lands on her feet, and dashes off the horizon.
The students of 2-A stands in silence and starts to take in everything… and it didn't take long. "AAAAAHH! SARAH-SAN STOLE NEGI-SENSEI!" Misa shouts pointing a finger at where the duo had rushed off to.
"AFTER THEM!" The whole class chorused, and thus another stampede starts off. Turning a corner, the whole class sees Sarah dashing across the street in a speed that rivals Asuna's. "F-fast… still, GET THEM!"
"Eh… Negi-sama, forgive me…" Sarah says after taking a glance at her back.
"Eh? For what?" Negi asks afraid of the answer, and he's right to be afraid. A very wicked grin spread across Sarah's face as the light seemed to dim, creating omnivorous shadows on the caretaker. "Eh…?"
"For this…" Letting go the child, Negi never gets a chance to understand what's going on before a foot connects with his face, sending him towards the direction of a tower of the school. "THAT'S THE ONLY WAY TO GET YOU AWAY FAST ENOUGH!" Sarah sing songed as a heart floatrd out from the end of the sentence before leading the students of 2-A into a wild goose chase. 'I always wanted to use him as a soccer ball … fufufu.'
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Konoka is panting. Why you ask? Well, she had just escaped a few men in black suits chasing after her. Why are they chasing her? Well, that's for another time, as our favorite child teacher decides that moment to crash face first into Konoka's stomach, knocking both him and her down onto the ground.
"Itai… I swear Sarah-san is psychotic sometimes…" Negi says as he rubs his head.
"Negi-kun?"
"Eh?" Looking up, Negi found himself on the lap of a very beautiful girl in a kimono with flower patterns… except he can't remember who she is. "AAHH! GOMENAISAI! AHHH… I DIDN'T… WELL… AH…!"
"You surprised me Negi-kun!" The girl says in a very familiar voice with a very familiar voice. "You don't recognize me? It's me!"
"Eh?" Taking a close look, he finally placed the voice and smile with a face. "K-K-K-K-KONOKA-SAN!"
"What's going on? You surprised me back there, suddenly dropping from the sky and bumping into me?" Konoka asks with her innocent smile and winked at Negi.
"WOW! AMAZING! IS THAT A JAPANESE KIMONO? IT'S SO PRETTY!" Negi exclaims, making Konoka giggle in delight. "Why are you dressed like that?"
"Ara… Negi-kun, what are you doing here?" Konoka asks, either not hearing the question or deciding to ignore it… probably the former. Just then…
"KONOKA-SAMA?"
"WHERE ARE YOU?"
"KONOKA-OJOU-SAMA?"
"AH! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!" Konoka squeaked and grab hold of one of Negi's hands and starts to drag him away.
"You're running away from some one? Actually, I am too…" Just then, Sarah burst out from a corner. Looking around, her eyes lands on both Konoka and Negi running away into the school. "Ara? Negi-sama…?"
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"EEEEEEEHHH? KONOKA-SAN'S MARRIAGE INTERVIEW?" Negi and Sarah exclaims at the shocking news (Sarah joined them after spotting them).
"That's right… Grandpa seems to make it a hobby for arranging marriage interview for me… he's always recommending people to me left and right."
"I see… still, why are you here?" Sarah asks after taking in the information.
"Aycha? We were supposed to take photos for the marriage interview today… but I ran away halfway through it…" Konoka explains with a sheepish smile as Sarah just raises an eye brow.
"Soka… eh… by the way… um… what's a marriage interview?" Negi asks the other two, causing them to face fault with an audible BAM!
"A marriage interview is for your future husband or wife." Konoka starts as she searches inside her sleeves for something.
"Those interviews are something you do to decides your future partner… it's a Japanese tradition right?" Sarah finishes just as Konoka takes out a stack of paper.
"Eh… partner?" Negi asks, still not understanding fully.
"That's right! Take a look!" Konoka says cheerfully as she spreads the stack of paper on a table to reveal files of people, all of them male.
"Wow…" Sarah deadpanned as Negi picks up a picture to exam it.
"These people are all amazing! They're doctors, lawyers…"
"I don't like them…"
"Eh?" Sarah and Negi were taken back by Konoka's unhappy answer.
"I don't like any of them… the age gaps are too large… some are even twice my age!" Konoka says as she flips through another stack of paper without a smile on her face. "Although I'm already fourteen… we're still children. It's too early to have a future partner, right?" Konoka says with a small, soft smile as she sits down on a chair next to the table with all the papers on it.
"That… THAT'S WHAT I THINK TOO! I UNDERSTAND COMPLETELY KONOKA-SAN!" Negi says totally understand the pressure on those type of things while Sarah just continues to scan through the file.
"Speaking of which, Negi-kun is looking for a partner too right?" Standing up, Konoka walks up to the child and bent down to eye level. "If that's the case, instead of grandpa's choices, I rather have Negi-kun as my partner…"
"Eh?" That statement also catches the attention of Sarah, who's scanning a particular of about mid thirty.
"BECAUSE NEGI-KUN LOOKS LIKE HE'LL BE REALLY HANDSOME WHEN HE GROWS UP!" Konoka squeaks as she went into frenzy with her face blushing madly. "KYAAAAH! FORIGNERS ARE THE BEST AFTER ALL!" A thought bubble appears on top of her head and shows a picture of Negi at 18 year old, making Negi's jaw hit the ground as Sarah's eyes widen to saucer size.
'That's…' Sarah starts only to stop as she caught herself blushing. 'Err… guess he does looks like his old man…'
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In the middle of nowhere… again…
"ACHOO!" The stranger sneezed again. "Wow… some chick must be thinking about me again… I'm quite popular with the ladies ne?"
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"Oh! I know! I'll use fortune telling to see the type of partner Negi-kun will get!" Konoka says clapping her hand happily.
"Eh? Fortune telling?"
"She's the head of the fortune telling club…" Sarah says in a 'duh!' tone.
"Ah… of course!" Negi says with an embarrassing blush on his face.
"Now then…" Taking one of Negi's hand, Konoka turns it over as she kneels in front of Negi with her face in total concentration. "Hmm… I see…"
"Eh? What did you see?"
"You're future partner is already near by…"
"That's a given…" Sarah says as she kneels down next to Konoka.
"That person's relationship with Negi-kun had slightly improved over the last few weeks…"
"Err… that's quite a few…" Negi says with his eyes turning into small black dots.
"… You have seen her panties before…" Konoka continues as she continues to read Negi's hand.
"ORO!" Sarah exclaims before sending a glare toward her young charge, who's blushing a shade redder than tomato… if that's even possible. "That's also quite a few…"
"Hmm… that person has two pony tails and bells as her 'charm point'! She also appears to be quite violent…" Konoka says, causing both Sarah and Negi's jaw drop in the same time when only one person's name pop out. 'ASUNA KARUZAKA?'
"I-ISN'T THAT ASUNA-SAN?" Negi exclaims as Konoka let go of his hand. "P-PLEASE DON'T DO FORTUNE TELLING SO IRRESPONSIBLY!"
"Ahaha! That was just a joke! But Negi-kun really likes Asuna, ne?"
"WH… I… I DON'T…"
"N-Negi-sama doesn't like her that way…" Sarah says with a big sweat drop on her head.
"AHAHA! NEGI-KUN IS ALL RED!" Konoka chipped happily as she skips around Negi and Sarah. "Negi-kun's relationship with Asuna had improved lately!"
"THAT… THAT'S NOT…!"
"Oh? You do know that Asuna doesn't hate you as much as she would like us to think. In fact, she's being quite happy lately!" Konoka chipped with a heart flowing after the sentence. "And guess what?"
"Eh?" Negi stops his frenzy waving of arm and stare at Konoka.
"I'm also very happy lately!" Walking over, Konoka puts her arm around Negi's waist. "Ever since you came… it's like I got a super kawaii little brother! And that's why I'm happy!" Konoka says softly with a wink as she watches in delight as Negi's blush gets bigger.
'Is that so…' Sarah thought as she watches on with a genuine smile… a light flash in Sarah's eyes before it disappears.
"K-Konoka… san… I'M NOT A LITTLE BROTHER! I'M A TEACHER!" Negi exclaims after a few seconds of silence.
"AHAHA! NEGI-KUN IS MAD AGAIN!" Konoka exclaims as she starts to giggle and run around the room with Negi hot on her tail.
"…" Sarah just watches on with a content smile as she sits on the desk they were using for the files. The chase continues for a few seconds until Konoka trips on her kimono, which causes a chain reaction.
As Konoka trips, she slams into Sarah's chest head first, knocking the six feet tall caretaker down, who's leg stiffen in instinct, which kicked out Negi's legs from under him, which also prompts him to fall, and just as that happened, Konoka's kimono skirts ride up her legs to reveal…
"AH!" Sarah suddenly untangles herself, appeared in front of Negi in a flash, grabs his head, and with a very loud CRACK turns his head a straight 90 degrees side way. "Ah… err… whoops…"
"S-Sarah-san… that's cruel…" Negi says as tears pour from his eyes from the pain.
"Err… gomen ne… that's just… a protective instinct…"
"Protect me from what?"
"From being corrupted and turned into a pervert!" A voice says from the door way. "Negi… you…! I was worried about you and came looking… but I find…"
"A-ASUNA-SAN!" Sarah and Negi exclaims at the same time as their color dram from their face.
"Ko-Konoka-san… a mature person like you seducing Negi-sensei…" Ayaka, who has a very scary expression on, addressed Konoka, who had just finish standing up.
"AYCHA! INNCHO-SAN! THAT'S A MISUNDERSTANDING!" Konoka exclaims as she waves her arms around with a blush on her face.
"A-ASUNA-SAN! ITS' NOT WHAT IT SEEMS!" Negi says with a similar expression as Konoka on his face.
"I-IT'S NOTHING! REALLY!" Sarah says as she also tries to calm the two extremely pissed girls down.
"THERE HE/SHE IS!" A few voice shouts from the hall way, making Negi, Sarah, and Konoka to bare the same expression of horror, which causes Ayaka and Asuna to wonder what could be so horrible to cause such face… but they don't need to wait long. After a second or two, the door to the room was kicked open as the students of 2-A and a few men dressed in black burst into the room.
"PRINCE NEGI!"
"FOUND HIM!"
"MARRY ME!"
"KONOKA-OJOU-SAMA!"
"Err… that's a problem." The three horrified girls and boy says before they look at each other, share a nod, and promptly dashed off using the other door of the room… well, Negi and Sarah dashed off with Konoka in bridal style inside Sarah's arms.
"WAAAH! THEY'RE RUNNING AGAIN!"
"GET HIM!"
"PICK ME NEGI! PICK ME!"
"KONOKA-OJOU-SAMA!"
"KONOKA-SAMA! COME BACK!"
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?"
"ASUNA! OUT OF THE WAY!"
And so, the afternoon was spent running around the school, escaping from the mob of doom… err… girls and men in black. Although it may seems horrible to others, it's quite an enjoyable location, as the three who's running laugh all the way right after sun set. All enjoyed the little exercise they acquired that day.
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A small black blur speed past the court yard of the school. Dashing into a bush, its tiny eyes shine within the shadow… searching for a certain kid with red hair and a staff…
'Aniki… wait for me…'
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RANDOMNESS WITH EVANGELINE!
"Master… why are they chasing Negi-sensei?" Chachamaru asks as she runs besides her master, who's also running for some reason.
"Because there's a rumor saying that he's looking for a partner…" Evangeline answers as she turns a corner.
"Then why is Konoe-san being chased?"
"Because she escaped from her marriage interview…"
"Master…?"
"Yeah?"
"Why are we being chased?" Chachamaru asks as she turns behind her to see a mob of girls and men in black chasing after her and Evangeline.
"Because…" Raising her fist, the vampire slams it into Sarah's head, which happens to be a step behind them. "THIS IDIOT DECIDES TO DRAG US ALONG!"
"EVA-CHAN! IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT YOU HAPPEN TO BE THERE AT THE WRONG PLACE AND THE WRONG TIME!" Sarah exclaims happily with a tired grin as she continues to carry a giggling Konoka.
"LESS TALKING! MORE RUNNING!" Negi exclaims as he continues to dash in full speed with Evangeline and Chachamaru right behind him, who have Sarah hot on their tail, then the mob of girls and men in black shouting, also chasing after the boy protégé and Konoka.
"I STILL DON'T KNOW WHY YOU DRAG ME INTO THIS!" Evangeline exclaims as the group turns a corner and continues to run.
"AH! THAT'S IT!" Sarah suddenly says as she gets an idea of how to stall the angry… err… exciting mob. "Sorry Eva-chan!"
"WHAT FOR!" Evangeline exclaims as she looks back at Sarah, and caught the sight of her apologetic grin. "Oh no… no you don't…"
"Gomen ne!" Tossing Konoka to Chachamaru, who caught her without incident, Sarah grabs Evangeline by the head, who happens to be just the same size as Negi.
"AAAHH! DON'T! PLEASE! NOT THAT! I BEG YOU!" Now the vampire is desperate as Sarah skips to a stop and rears her arm with Evangeline back. "AAAAHH! PLEASE! I'LL DO ANYTHING! JUST DON'T DO IT!" Evangeline says as comical tears poor from her eyes.
"You'll survive it!" With that, Sarah, using all her strength, toss the poor ten-year old-looking girl into the angry mob… err… exciting mob.
"KYAAAAAHHH! BONZAI!"
"Eh?" The mob chorused before they were hit head on by a Evangeline cannon ball.
"Gomen!" Grabbing Konoka from Chachamaru, Sarah once again dashes off after her young charge as he sends an appreciative smile her way.
Walking over, Chachamaru kneel down before Evangeline and poked her a few times. "Master? (Poke…) Master? Are you alright?"
"C-Chachamaru…"
"Hai?"
"W-When's the next full moon…"
"That will be in another week."
"G-Good… please put me as MIA before that time comes… I think I broke something…" Evangeline says before she loses all consciousness.
"…Hai… master…" Chachamaru says before picking Evangeline up and starts to walk away towards their cabin. 'I had never seen master having so much fun before… Sarah D. McDocland… arigatou…'
END RANDOMNESS… for now!
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"Ah! Nothing to like taking a bath to relax your muscles!" Negi says as he sinks lower into the huge bath tube in the bath house. "All that running sure is tiring!"
As it turns out, the class of 2-A is very persistence. They don't give up until they are either tired or satisfied. As for today, it's the former. "Hopefully, nothing like that will ever happens again…"
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Inside the room of Asuna and company, Konoka is no where to be found. As for Asuna and Sarah, they're gathering stuff for a bath in the bath house, both drenched in sweat from the running… while, Sarah was running, Asuna is busy stopping the girls from raping her roommate and teacher.
"Hopefully, we don't have to relive that ever again… I had enough experience with stampedes already." Sarah says with a shudder.
"Agreed." Asuna says as she finishes gathering the necessary stuff. Now both of them are wearing bath robes with a towel draped over their shoulders. Sarah has her hair down while Asuna still kept hers in two pony tails. The two head out as they settle into a comfortable silence, not knowing that another group is on their way to an unsuspecting kid…
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"AAAHHH… So peaceful… SPLASH! GAAAHH! WHAT?" Negi exclaims as he looks back over his shoulder to find… the class of 2-A, all wearing their own respective swim suits. Some in one piece, other two, and some are even very suggestive if they allow any other male to see them…
"NEGI-KUN! PICK ME!"
"NO! PICK ME!"
"MAKE ME YOUR PRINCESS!"
"AAAAHH! LET GO OF ME!" Negi shouts as a few girls start to grab him.
"AH!" Ako suddenly shouts with a blush on her face. She's one of the one's that are close to Negi. "N-Negi-sensei is so icky!"
"Eh?"
"AH!"
"EH!"
"KYAH! Oh, Negi-sensei you perv!" Sakurako Shiina jokes as she felt something brush against her thigh.
"AH!" Makie exclaims before her right hand blur forward and into the water. "Negi-sensei is so icky! You're fast! But I'm faster!" Makie says as she looks at Negi, only to see both his hands high up in the air. "Eh…? If that's you… then what's this… long… warm… fluffy…?" Pulling her hand out, Makie comes face to face with a… what?
The 'thing's' eyes flash a white light before Makie decides the best course of action, dropping it and screams very loud! "KYAAAAAAHH! A MOUSE!" After the proclamation left her mouth, the so call 'mouse' starts to blur around the girl, taking what every it can off them. As it progress furthers, Negi starts to find himself blushing redder by the second.
"WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?" Asuna shouts as she comes rushing in with Sarah hot on her tail. Both heard the screams coming from the bath house.
"I-IT'S A MOUSE!" Natsumi exclaims as she cover her exposed breasts with her arms.
Just then, the proclaimed 'mouse' shot out of the water, seeing two new target, but unknown to it, that's its doom it's approaching at high speed.
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Kamo is having fun. Oh yes, he's having a lot of fun. Taking off girls' tops cannot be compared to any other thing in the world.
"WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?" Hearing a new voice, he turns his head to find two more girls in bath robe running towards them. With the steam caused by the bath, he can't see clearly, but one thing is clear, 'more meat…'
"I-IT'S A MOUSE!" A girl with short red hair exclaims as she covers her breasts with her arms.
'Hmm… average… but I wonder…' Kamo thinks before taking full speed off towards the two new figures. Once he leap into the air, he regrets it so fast that the world slows down as he gets sees the face of one of the figures that had just entered. 'Eh? That's… oh shit…'
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The blur shot forward with such incredible speed that Asuna was frozen on the spot. However, just before the blur could reach her, another blur stretched out, grabbed the first blur, and slammed it into the ground with a loud CRASH, creating a small crater the size of a watermelon. "Eh?" Asuna gasps as she stares at the smoking crater with Sarah's arm buried half way into it.
'Note to self… don't get on her bad side…' The girls of 2-A mentally added another thing to their 'not to do' list, not knowing that everyone in their class had just add the same thing to their own list. It would have being humorous had it being for another reason.
"You should be more careful." Sarah says with a small smile as she pulls her hands out from the crater and looks down to see their criminal. "Eh… that's…"
"KAMO?" Negi exclaims as he kneels down next to the crater to see a twitching ermine with a extra huge smoking lump on his head.
"L-long time no see… aniki…" The ermine mutters out before it loses consciousness for a good few hours to come…
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Kamo: That's mean…
APH: Well, you're not in a position to talk… really.
Eva: (a bandage on her head) What about me?
MX: You're not important.
Eva: (Stares at MX) I'll let you know that I'M THE EVER SO POWERFUL EVANGELINE AK MCDOWELL! THE UNDYING MAGE! THE-
APH: (Smacks Eva on the head) WE GOT IT!
Cha: Ah, sorry master, I was busy…
Kamo: (Jump onto Chachamaru) Wow, ane-san, where have you been all my life?
MX: (Gasp) OI! NO TOUCHY! ONLY LOOKIE! YOU FREAKING SQUIRREL!
Kamo: HEY! FOR YOUR INFO! I'M AN FREAKING ERMINE! (do the middle finger)
MX: GRRR… YOU ASKED FOR IT! (Pounces onto Kamo and starts to fight.)
APH: That's a problem… OI! DON'T KILL MY EDITOR YOU IDIOT!
Eva: I'm scared! WAAAAAH! (Cries onto Chachamaru's shoulder)
Everyone: (freezes)
MX: (Pointing at Eva) Is she really crying?
APH: I guess so… wait… crap! THAT MEANS!
Nagi: (appears out of nowhere) YOU MADE EVA-CHAN CRY! I WILL KILL YOU ALL!
Everyone but Cha and Eva: KYAAAAAH! RUN AWAY! (Dashes off with Nagi swinging a chainsaw behind the group)
Cha: Right now the author is currently being… mutilated…while his editor lies in somewhat of a decapitated state… So I'll relay the message.
Thz all readers so far for supporting! Even though there are more hits than review. Still, thz for reading it anyway. The Soya case is still on. Right now we have two manga (with author) and one anime (My baka of an editor)! Plz vote! It is very crucial!
Cha: Now then, master, let's get you back home.
Eva: (sniff) O-okay… (sniff. Both walks off stage)
EDITORS NOTE: THE MADNESS ENDS…for now… I don't even want to know what the twisted evil genius think of next : P