APH: Well… I survived the rampage known as Nagi Springfield and so did my editor… but it hurts…
Eva: That's what you get for doing bad stuff to me (grin smugly)
APH: Don't worry… I'll get you back in the story… (grin darkly)
MX: HOW CAN YOU TWO STILL BE HAPPY! WE HAVE LIKE NO REVIEWS AND YET YOU TWO ARE STILL HAPPY! (Starts to cry uncontrollably)
Cha: Would any of you like some tea?
APH: No thz you… doctor says no tea for a while… (Look at MX) him too…
MX: Sob… so cold… sob (crawls to a corner on all fours, darks lines appear on the background)
Konoka: Nee, nee (pats MX on the shoulder) you still on for tonight?
MX: (Starts to roll around) …so…cold…
APH: He thinks you're giving him pity dates…
Asuna: HEY! MY FRIEND ISN'T LIKE THAT! (Shakes a chibi fist)
Kamo: YEAH! ANE-SAN ISN'T LIKE THAT! (Also shakes a chibi fist)
MX: (Cries even harder) WAAAAAHH!
APH: OH FOR THE LOVE OF…!
MX: (Hugs APH'S legs) NII-SAN! COMFORT ME!
APH: (Goes bug eyed) WAAAH! LET GO!
MX: (Hug Konoka's Legs) NEE-SAN! HOLD ME! (Peek up the skirt)
Asuna; (Turns Chibi) HEY YOU!
Konoka: (blush) Aycha…!
APH: ANYWAY! (Smacks MX on the head to calm him down) This story may not contain all that humor. It's the starting of the Eva-arc!
Eva: Hooray…!
APH: Cheer up! It's about you!
Eva: GAAAAHH! THAT MEANS MORE TORTURE! (Crawls into fetal position) …more…torture…
APH: (flashes canines) tehehe…
Narutaki twins: (drop kick APH) NO TIME TO WASTE! MUST START CHAPTER!
APH: GYAAAHHH! (Fly off stage)
MX: (Continue to cry while blushing) …sob…sob…
Disclaimer: DON'T OWN ANYTHING BUT SARAH!
Sarah: I RESENT THAT!
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A week had passed since Kamo arrived, and things are still as chaotic as they go. It ranged from the ermine setting both Negi and Nodoka up to Sarah and Eva playing a game of GO while they're at each other's throats… or more specifically, they are at each other's throats.
Now it's Thursday, and it just happens that today is the first day of the full moon, and we all know that full moons tend to cause certain creatures to go berserk. And our favorite gymnastic girl, Makie Sasaki, is about to find out one of those… unpleasant creatures.
"Hmm… it's late…" Makie says as she walks down Sakura Lane with her backpack hugged to her chest. "Mm… it's scary…" Just then, something dashed across the lane from behind Makie, causing her to pause in her tracks with wide eyes.
Afraid to turn around yet curious at the same time, Makie slowly spun both her head and waist. Once she's done, she lets out a sigh of relief as there sits a black cat on the street. "Oh, little guy, you scared me back there!" Makie says with a sweet smile and watched as the cat meow once and walks away.
"Seat # 16… Makie Sasaki…" A voice says, causing a chill to runs down Makie's spine. Turning around in a flash, the gymnist only seeing a figure in a black cloak and a set a fangs approaching her at a fast pace.
"AH! IYAAAAAANN!"
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"…" Sarah stares out the window from inside her dorm. It's late, and Asuna and Konoka had already gone to bed. The only one left awake is Negi, who is finishing grading a paper, and her.
"Ah… Sarah-san… it's time already?" Negi asks as he stacks the papers he was working on together in a neat pile.
"…yeah…" Sarah says before turning just enough to let Negi see one of her red eyes. Except this time it's different. Instead of her usually empty eyes, what Negi sees is a half-covered eye with slit pupil. "… It's that time again…" Sarah says with a small sad smile before she walks toward her futon. "Negi-sama, please get some sleep… it's late."
"Ah… sure, goodnight." Negi says before he walks into the bathroom to change into his pajamas.
"…goodnight…"
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"AAAHH! WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE!" Asuna screams as she once again bursts into the dorm's room.
"Eh… it's only eight…" Sarah says as she drinks a cup of milk.
"Yeah. Asuna, it's still early!" Konoka says with a smile as she washes the dishes from breakfast.
"Eh… that's strange… must be habit…" Asuna says with a sign. Looking around the room, she finds one occupants missing. "Ara? Where is that brat?"
"Negi-sama is still sleeping. He stayed up late last night." Sarah says finishing the last of her milk.
"Hmm… how would you know?" Konoka asks putting a finger on her lower lip. "Unless… you two were…"
"GYAAAHH!" Sarah exclaims as Asuna face fault. "WE/THEY DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!" The two exclaims, waking up the kid teacher in an instant.
"Mou… Sarah-san… what time is it?" Negi asks as he moans and rub his left eye with a hand.
"It's five past eight." Sarah answers as she glares at a giggling Konoka.
"Ah… that's early… anyway, let's get ready for school!" Negi exclaims as he jumps off the ladder. Charging into the bathroom, he finishes his morning routing in five minutes before coming out dressed all nicely in his usually suit.
"Aycha, enthusiastic aren't you!" Konoka says with a hand on her cheek and a beaming smile.
"ANYWAY! TIME'S A WASTING! LET'S GO!" With that, he charges out the room leaving a giggling Konoka, a confused Asuna, and an amused Sarah.
"Well, might as well get going ne?" Asuna asks, earning a nod from the other two before they too walk out the door. Unknown to them, on Asuna's bed, a certain ermine is having the dream of his life… as for it's content… err… we're not allowed to say (grin apologetically).
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"Aycha, a new morning for a new beginning!" Konoka chipped with a beaming smile as she, Negi, Asuna, and Sarah stand in the ever cramped train heading for the campus of Mahora Middle high.
"Hmm, why are you always so energetic?" Asuna asks with a badly concealed smile on her annoyed face.
"Huh? That's because I have Negi-kun with me!" Konoka chipped again with a heart floating around her as she put Negi into a bear hug from behind.
"AH! K-K-K-KONOKA-SAN!" Negi exclaims as he waves his arms around wildly with his face as red as a tomato.
"Hmm… ever the pervert, aren't you?" Sarah says more of a statement than question with a teasing smile. The only purpose of it is to see the child teacher go even redder and go into frenzy. Just then, the train gives a jerk, causing Negi to smash his head into Konoka's breasts as Asuna, almost losing her balance, smashes her breasts into the already hyperactive childs face. Sarah just flinches a little, giving the only sign that the jerk affected her.
"Aya… Negi-kun…" Konoka says with a blush and a sweet smile while Asuna just puts on an annoyed face.
"You'll get disqualified if you keep that up…" The Baka Red says, her left eye brow twitching once in a while.
"Ahaha… gomen…" Negi apologize while rubbing his head.
"By the way…" Konoka says dropping her smile with a confused look, putting the other three around her on guard in an instance. "Is it really okay for Negi-kun to not look for a partner?"
"Err… it's still a bit early for that." Sarah says with a small sweat bead rolling down her face.
"N-no way Konoka-san." Negi says as he scratches his neck. "Like Sarah-san said, it's still a bit too early for that. Right now, I'm just going to be a good tea… ah… eh…"
"Eh…?" Konoka says as Negi's face scrunch up from what looks to be a sneeze.
'Err… that's a problem…' Sarah thought as she roll her eyes, but didn't attempt to stop the sneeze.
'SHIMATA!' Asuna mentally screams, and just a second later, Negi let lose another barrage of his skirt lifting wind. "ACHOO!"
"AH!"
"KYAAA!"
"AYCHA?"
"IYAN!"
"AH!"
"That… is very degrading Negi-bouzo…" Asuna says after she smoothed out her skirt. "You'll get disqualified if you keep it up…"
"Yup, definitely a pervert!" Sarah sang songed just loud enough for Asuna and Negi to hear.
"Hmm… it's that weird wind again…" Konoka says as she glances around the train, only to see girls with sweat drops on their head, also glancing around for the source. "That's very unusual…" Just then, a high pitch scream sounded off in the back ground, scaring many occupants inside the train. 'Aycha…!'
"NEXT STOP! MAHORA ACADEMY CENTRAL!" The intercom says as the train slows to a stop.
"Alright! We're breaking into a run! Try to keep up!" Asuna says as she secured her side bag in her hand.
"Try to keep up Negi-kun!" Konoka says with a wink just as the doors opens, and the students start to pour out.
"Ahaha, another day in the glass of 2-A!" Negi says before he also starts to run after his students and roommate.
'Yup… another day…' Sarah thought as she also starts into a run. 'Hmm… what's that dark magic…?'
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The morning gone well for that day, people are as crazy as ever in the class of 2-A. Of course, what do you expect? As the day approaches its end, we find our young teacher eating lunch with a group of his students, and what they discuss is some what…
"Eh? A vampire?" Yuna asks as she looks at Haruna like she's crazy. "Where did you ever get that?"
"Umm… it's a rumor that's being going around, saying that on a full moon, a vampire will appear." Haruna explains as she pokes at her lunch.
"N-nee-chan… I'm scared…" Fumika says as she looks almost to tears.
"D-don't worry, we'll be fine…" Fuuka says, patting her sister on the back, but she's also shaking a little.
"So what's this vampire deal about?" Asuna asks as she eats a mouthful of rice.
"It's said that… on a full moon… down on the Sakura Lane near midnight…" Misa says as she covers her face in her head, pausing on that sentence, creating suspense all the while. "A VAMPIRE WILL APPEAR AND SUCK ON YOUR BLOOD!" She exclaims lifting her head up to reveal a set a fangs and red long finger nails. That scared mostly everyone, but not as much as the Narutaki twins.
"KYAAAAAAAA!" The twins exclaims as they hug each other with tears shooting out of their eyes.
"Hump… like they really exist…" Asuna says before glancing beside her, where a kid teacher is trying to get his chop sticks out of some sticky substance. "Err… never mind… Hey Negi-bouzo…"
"AH!" Negi shouts as the chop sticks come lose with a snap. "Eh? Asuna-san, what is it?"
"Does vampire really exist?" Asuna whispers with her face at eye level with the kid.
"Ah… well… err… asks Sarah-san…" Negi says sheepishly as he glances at his caretaker, who's eating quietly next to Asuna.
"Huh?" Glancing over to said caretaker, she's surprised when Sarah grin a side grin to reveal a longer than normal tooth… and it looks almost like… fang? "Ah…" Asuna says with understanding as her eyes change into two small black dots.
"NEGI-SENSEI! IT'S AN EMERGENCY!" A voice shouts, and the owner appears a second later. Ako Izumi, the soccer team manager pants as she comes to a stop right behind Negi. "N-NEGI-SENSEI… MAKIE IS…!"
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This can be said one of the scariest things Negi ever sees, as right in front of him, lay Makie Sasaki. It's not that she's lying on a bed unconscious scaring him… her pose…
Makie was frozen in a face of terror with her mouth wide open, her eyes squeezed shut, her tongue hanging out, and her hand in front of her face (like the animate). Shadows are covering certain part of her face, making her look ever more terror stricken as most of class 2-A stands by her side peering down with sweat drop on their heads.
"Err… that's… unusual…" Asuna says as her eyes turns into black dots. Taking a closer look, Asuna suddenly hears a squeaky screams from the background. Judging from other's reaction, they had also heard it. "Yup… definitely unusual…"
"Onee-chan… you don't think…" Fumika asks as she starts to shiver from fear.
"Fufufu… It's the vampire..." Haruna says right between the twins as lights glare off her glasses.
"KKYYYYAAAAAAA!"
'Hmm… that's strange…there's faint trace of magic…' Negi thought as he narrow his eyes. Looking over to Sarah from the corner of his eyes, he confirmed his suspicion when Sarah gave him a small nod. Just then, Makie's hand twitched, causing everyone to tense, only to face fault as she turns back to normal and turns to her side mumbling about eating.
"That's… very unusual…" Sarah says as she gets up with a bandage on her forehead, a large sweat drop on the side of her head. Just then, another high pitch scream was heard from the background. The entire group glances around to try and locate the source, only to turn out empty handed.
"Ah, Negi-sensei!" A voice calls out, catching everyone's attention in an instance. The group turns to see Shizuna walking over with a doctor's coat on. "I'm surprised to see you here."
"Ah, Shizuna-sensei!" Negi says with a smile. "Makie-san is my student after all. So I should come to see if she's well."
"Hmm, such a caring teacher, 2-A is very lucky to have you. Now if you'll excuse me, please return to class." Shizuna says with a smile and watch as the group files out one by one. "Ah, Sarah, one moment please…"
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"Alright Miyazaki-san, please translate this passage." Negi says with a smile. Once Nodoka starts to translate the passage, he withdraws back into his mind about earlier…
Flashback:
"What was that about…?" Negi asks as Sarah walks out the room with a grimace. Looking over to her charge, Sarah just shakes her head.
"It's nothing important…" Sarah says with a smile before walking towards the classroom. "We should get going…"
End Flashback:
"Negi-sensei…? Negi-sensei… NEGI-BOUZO!" Asuna shouts as she shot an eraser into Negi's head, causing the poor child to fall down with a painful shout. "Honya-chan is done reading!"
"Ah… arigatou Miyazaki-san!" Negi says as he quickly gets up, and bow to said girl.
"AH… n-no… thank you!" Nodoka says also bowing.
"Ah, no, thank you!" Negi says, bowing again.
"Ah! Um…!" Nodoka bows again, and the cycle repeats itself again and again, causing the class to laugh at the two's antics.
"Hmm…" Evangeline says, ignoring the look Sarah sent at her. (No, not glaring!) That also caught the attention of the others. "That's ought to be tough, teaching a class well and only being ten… and also being scared by those rumors…"
"Eh… that's rare…" Madoka says as she glances at the blonde.
"For Eva-chan to talk first…" Kazumi says, also quite surprised.
"Hmm… that's very unusual…" Fei Ku says and sweat drops immediately when another high pitch screams sounded off in the back ground. "Whoever is doing that has to stop…"
"Hmm… could it be that sensei is afraid of vampire!" Haruna says as she strokes her chin with light glaring off her glasses.
"Oh, sensei is afraid of vampire!" Fumika pipes out. "ONEE-CHAN, WE'RE NOT ALONE!"
"YAY!" Fuuka shouts as she hugs her sister and jumps up and down with glee.
"Oh! If sensei is afraid of vampire, try one of my new Plenty O' Garlic Bou Zi!" Choa Linshen says as she dashes forward with two said bou zi in hand. "They contain garlic fillings, come on… try them…" Linshen cooed as she raises her eye brows a few times in a somewhat suggestive way.
"T-T-T-T-THAT'S NOT FA… APPORPRIATE CHOA-SAN!" Ayaka, the inncho shouts slamming a hand down onto the desk. Just then, she appears in front of Negi with her eyes shinning with rose in the back ground. "I shall be the protector of Negi-sensei…"
"AHAHA! I heard that the vampire only attacks cute girls!" Akira says with a beaming smile.
"AYCHA! But Negi-kun is so cute he might get mistaken for one!" Konoka chipped as she points at said teacher. She clap her hands together as a thought bubble appeared on the top of her head. "Hmm… wonder what Negi-kun will look like in a girl's clothing… KYAAAAHH! SO KAWAII!"
"NEGI-SENSEI! KAWAIIIIIIIII!" Ayaka shouts while staring at Konoka s though bubble.
"Mataku, are they for real?" Asuna says with a sigh. (editor's note: mataku can be loosely translated in geez/honestly)
"I heard that if you say 'pamade', the vampire will go away!" Ako says with a big grin.
"If it's protection, then it's no problem!" Fei Ku says as she strikes a martial art post.
"Nee-chan can protect you!" Fuuka exclaims as Fumika also shouts an agreement. Kaede appears beside Negi hands in a strange seal. "Nin-nin!" (editor's note: think Naruto chunnin exams third stage, big statue in round ones arena)
"Here! I should let you borrow this clothing!" Misora says as she held out her nun uniform.
"GOOD IDEA! TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF!" The Narutaki twin exclaims before they start to claw at Negi, trying to rip his clothes off as said kid starts to fend off the inevitable.
Sarah watches on as the class continues to… molest their teacher. She glance side way to a certain blonde girl to see her smiling smugly. "You do know that I'll be forced to eliminate you if those attacks become fatal…"
"Ah… but I just want his blood…" Eva says also sending a side glance at Sarah.
"Then why can't you just ask…" Sarah says with a sign and the 'it's-easier-that-way' tone.
"Because… revenge is sweet…" Evangeline says with a wicked grin as she watches the ten year old getting mobbed.
"WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING!" Nina, a teacher in the school, says as he opens the door. "WHY IS THERE SO MUCH… NEGI-SENSEI! WHY ARE YOU IN YOUR UNDERWEAR! THAT IS VERY UNUSUAL (another high pitch scream) AND INAPPORPRIATE! EVERYONE, SQUAT!"
"WAAAAAHHH!" The whole class exclaims as Nina pulls everyone into a squatting position. And yes, even the innocents get punished… (MX: What innocent…? And dude seriously? Squat?)
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"Hmm… seat # 16, Makie Sasaki… she's as healthy as a new born!" Shizuna says with a beaming smile. The smile becomes bigger as she sees the child teacher sign in relief.
"That's good to hear…" Negi says as he also smiles at Shizuna. Sarah is standing behind him with her eyes trained on the window in the infirmary.
"Ah, by the way, Asakura-san came early to interview the situation…" Shizuna says as she hands Negi a newspaper. On the newspaper's front page is Makie's scary post printed on with vampire written next to it. "That's very unusual…" Another high pitch scream sounded off in the back ground. "Hmm…"
"Ah…" Negi gasps as a sweat drop appears on his head. "That's… nice."
"Haha, reporting stuff about vampire, aren't they creative?" Shizuna asks with a laugh before glancing over to Sarah.
"…" Giving a nod, Sarah starts to walk out the door. "I'll be seeing you later tonight… the principal wanted to see me…" With that, she walks out the room, leaving behind a somewhat stunned Negi.
'What's bothering her…?'
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"Aniki, you sure this is a good idea?" Kamo asks as he perch on Negi's shoulder, who happens to be walking down Sakura Lane in a patrol. "I mean, it is better if you have ane-san with you right?"
"I can't drag Asuna-san into this. I already cause her enough troubles…" Negi says with a small smile. "Beside, it might cause her unnecessary harm…"
Flashback:
'There's magic alright… Sarah-san also confirmed it...' Negi thought as he sits under a statue to brood. Just then, Makie spotted him, and with the enthusiasm of a school girl, (MX: Well duh…) she waves toward the kid. "NEGI-KUN! I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW!"
"Ah, mm!" With a wave of his own, Negi went back into brooding about what to do. 'I guess I have to do it… I have to defend the students no matter what…'
"Hey!" A voice says as a fist lightly knocks on Negi's forehead. Looking up, the child teacher comes face to face with his roommate and first friend, Asuna. "What are you thinking about?"
"Asuna-san…?"
Bending down, Asuna comes to eye level with Negi. "What is it? You been acting weird during class too… and Sarah isn't here, that means something is going on."
"Ah… um…"
"You know; if you're in trouble, don't try to fix it on your own." Asuna says with a light frown on her face. "Come to talk to me about it or something got it?"
"Ah, it's really nothing!" Negi says forcing a cheerful smile that didn't fool the older girl on bit.
"Honto-ne…? A gaki trying too hard isn't cute you know."
"Hai, I'm really okay!" Negi says with another smile, except this one isn't forced.
End Flashback…
'The opponent might be a magician… I can't let Asuna-san get involved…' Negi thought as he continues his night patrol.
"Aniki… I really don't like it here… and that Evangeline girl… she's not normal." Kamo says as he recall the stare they received while doing an once over of the Sakura Lane during the afternoon.
"I can't go back… I still need to find Miyazaki-san and make sure she's okay." Negi says as he continues to walk forward…
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"Hmm… isn't this Sakura Lane…?" Nodoka asks no one in particular as she looks down the said path. After helping out in the library, she didn't know that it take that long. "I wonder if the vampire thing is true…"
Just then, a strong wind starts up, causing leaves to dance around the shy girl. "Huh…? Better go faster…" The librarian starts to walk, then it turns into a power walk, then it turns into a jog. All these times, Nodoka keeps chanting 'it's not scary' to herself over and over again, hoping that it can at least muster up a few drops of courage. Just then, something moved just at the corner of her eyes, causing her to stop immediately. Glancing around, the shy girl's heart starts to race…
Thump…
"W-who's there…?"
Thump…
"P-please don't do that… who ever you are…"
Thump… thump…
"Seat # 27…" A voice says, causing the librarian's eyes to go wide from fear.
Thump… Thump…
"Miyazaki Nodoka… eh?"
THUMP… THUMP…
"Sorry… but I'll be taking some of that blood…" A figure perched on top of a street lamp says, and flashes Nodoka a toothy grin, which shows a set of fangs.
THUMP… THUMP… THUMPTHUMPTHUMP…
"Ah… um…"
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"AAAAAAAAAHHH!" A scream alerts Negi of where the shy librarian is. "Miyazaki-san! Shimatta!"
Meanwhile, Nodoka had just fainted from the near heart attack the stranger in black cloak had almost caused. "Hmph, she fainted… how weak…" The stranger says before she leans forward as to pick the girl up. When the stranger had picked the fainted girl up, it tilted Nodoka's head back, exposing pale neck to the stranger, who's grin only gets bigger. Leaning in for the bite, the stranger never gets the chance as someone decides to interrupt its meal.
"MATTE! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY STUDENT?" Negi shouts as he comes charging in on his staff, hand held up in a gesture to ready to chant.
"Hmm… so he comes…" The stranger says with a small grin. "Alone too… good…"
"WIND CAPTURE!" Negi shouts after doing an incarnation, and watch as his wind summons charges toward the stranger.
"Hn…" Taking out a small beaker with a stopper on it, the stranger tosses it toward the incoming summons. "REFLECTION!" A shield made of ice suddenly appears a few feet in front of the stranger, causing the wind summons to smash into it full force as there isn't anytime to turn.
"Miyazaki-san!" Negi shouts as he rushes towards the librarian's side. Looking down to see no wounds, Negi let out a sign of relief.
"Hmph… you're better than I imagined…" The stranger says whose voice is somewhat familiar to the kid teacher. "Should I give you a welcome greeting again? Sensei…"
"Ah… you're…" Negi gasps as the stranger's hat was blows off to reveal a blonde girl with green eyes.
"Iie… Negi Springfield…" Evangeline A.K. McDowell says with a smirk as she makes eye contact with the surprised teacher.
"Ah… no way… Evangeline-san… is the culprit… and a magician." Negi says, still not getting over his shock.
"10 years old and already this strong… you're worthy of being that man's son…"
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In the middle of nowhere…
"ACHOO! DAMN IT! WHO EVER YOU ARE, I'M BUSY!" The stranger says as he dodges a blade that came to close to cut off his family jewels. "WHY IN THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT ME NOW?"
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"Eh…? My dad…? What are you really! Why would a magician like you do this?" Negi asks as he grits his teeth together.
"In this world, there are good magicians and bad magicians… boya…" Taking out two more beakers with different color of liquid inside, flashing a smug grin, Evangeline throws them both toward the kid with a shout, "FREEZING DISARMMENT!"
"AAAAAAHHH!" Negi exclaims as he just in time create a barrier to block the spell. However, half of his jacket's sleeve was destroyed… and Nodoka's clothes weren't any where better too…
"You resisted… as expected…" Evangeline whispered with a satisfied smile. She is about to do more spells, but was stopped by two things, one, a figure that suddenly appeared behind Negi with half-covered red eyes and slit pupils, and two, a certain girl that doesn't know what's good for her.
"NEGIIIII!" Asuna exclaims as she dash towards Negi.
"Asuna-san? Sarah-san?" Negi gasps as he sees both his roommate and caretaker behind him.
"AH! WHAT HAPPENED TO HONYA-CHAN?" Asuna asks as she spots Nodoka's… state of undress. "NEGI, WERE YOU THE CULPRIT!"
"AAAAHH! THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!" Negi exclaims as his eyes turns into spirals with tears pouring out of his eyes.
"Ara…" Taking her 'jacket' off, Sarah wraps it around Nodoka before standing back up and glare at Evangeline. "That's as far as you can go… eh? Where'd she go?"
"Ah, shimatta… Asuna-san, Sarah-san, I'll leave Miyazaki-san with you two. Please take care of her!" With that, Negi jumps onto his staff and flies off to give chase, never letting either girl to say anything about it.
"Che… that troublesome kid…" Sarah says before she picks up Nodoka. "Let's get her into somewhere safe first…" The caretaker finished and starts to walk to the general direction of the dormitory. Seeing no other choice, Asuna can only follow behind the six feet high caretaker in silence…
"Err… guys, what about me?" Kamo asks as he starts to chase after the other two girls, being completely forgotten as he is, he doesn't have much luck with that…
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'She said something about good magician and bad magician…' Negi thought to himself as he continues to chase after Evangeline, who is running in a familiar way. 'That's one of Sarah's running techniques…'
'Fast… oh, that's right… he is good at wind magic…' Evangeline muses to herself as she continues to toy with the child teacher. Jumping into the air, she starts to levitate and fly at the same time.
"Flying with no staff or broom? She's no ordinary magician!" Also taking a higher altitude, Negi continues to chase Evangeline to no end. "WAIT! EVANGELINE-SAN! WHY ARE YOU DOING SOMETHING LIKE THIS?"
Instead of answering, Evangeline dives off towards the ground. Seeing no choice, Negi also dives after the vampire. Right, left, right, right, up, down, up, left, the chase continues as Evangeline toys with the young magician with a satisfying smile. 'I should end this soon…'
Flying over to a building, she pulls up when she's only a few feet from colliding with it, going at a parallel line with the wall as Negi also pulls up. 'I guess I have no choice…' "Ras Tel Ma Scir Magister…"
'Oh… what does he have in his sleeve this time?' Evangeline muses to herself as she glances over her should to look at the young magician.
"WIND SPIRIT SUMMONING!" Negi finishes his chanting and immediately around him, eight copies of him appear all holding swords, "SWORD-WIELDING SUMMON!"
'Huh… bunshin… no, they're summoning…' Evangeline thought to herself as she continues to glance over her shoulder.
"GO SEIZE!"
"Hmm… middle level spirit copies… but eight at a time… really hard to believe he's a ten year old apprentice…" Taking out eight beakers with pink liquids inside, Evangeline took aim, and threw all of them towards the copies, destroying them one beaker for one summoning.
'…weird… why is she using chemicals to activate spells? A magician like her should be about Sarah's skill and yet… that's very unusual… (Another scream in the background)'
"HAHA! WHAT'S WRONG NEGI-SENSEI? YOUR OLD MAN IS A LOT GREATER THAN YOU!" The child-looking vampire taught in hope of getting more fun out of their little chase.
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Somewhere in the middle of nowhere once again…
"ARRRCHOO! DAMN IT! I'M A LITTLE TOO POPULAR FOR MY OWN GOOD! WAAAHH!" The stranger yelled as he dodges a death blow from a demon.
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'That magic was accurate… but they're weak… all right…' Finishing his thought, Negi once again use the summoning technique, drawing an amused smile from the culprit. As they continue, the battles also wages on. Negi would summon more spirits while Evangeline just keeps destroying like they're nothing. 'Just as I thought… she's skilled in technique, but weak in magical power…' "WIND SUMMONING!" Once again, eight spirits appeared around Negi, all holding swords like before.
"That again? What a one-trick magician…" Evangeline says, not knowing what awaits her around the building they are heading towards. "It reminds me of that boya's old man and Sarah… eh?" Just then, eight more summoning appears around the corner, totally catching the vampire off guard. "SIXTEEN AT A TIME! CHE!" Having small hands is a disadvantage, as Evangeline couldn't destroy all the summoning. As she tries her best to avoid every attempt, she finds herself getting cornered.
"WIND DISARMAMENT!" Negi exclaims, sending another version of Evangeline's freezing disarmament as he finally cornered her. Sacrificing her cloak, Evangeline avoid getting further damage as her cloak turns back into a horde of bats and fly away. Landing on the roof top of the building, Evangeline looks up to see Negi also descending towards the roof. 'Have to end this soon or I'll have another trouble at me hand…' "Not bad sensei, I never expect you to have this much magical power.
"Now I won right? You'll have to tell me why you're doing these things."
"Oh?"
"Without potions or mantles, you have no chance of winning!"
"If you think so boya, try doing an incantation." Evangeline taught with a challenging grin. Frowning, Negi decides to use his strongest spell. "Ras Tel Ma Scir Magister…"
Just then, a shadow detaches itself from the building, landing in front of Negi, and flicks him in the forehead. "AH! Itai… eh! You're our class…"
"Let me introduce you, Negi-sensei… to my partner. Student # 10, Minister Robot, Chachamaru." Evangeline says while gesturing to the girl who had just landed in front of Negi. Said girl has an unreadable expression on. Chachamaru stand up straight, turns toward Negi, and gives a small bow of respect.
"Eh? Chachamaru-san is your partner? That's… THAT'S CHEATING!" Negi shouts as he suddenly turns chibi and wave his chibi arms around.
"THAT'S NOT CHEATING! Anyway, that's right. One that doesn't have a partner like you can't defeat me…" Evangeline says with a confident smile on her face.
"A-as if that's true…" Starting another incantation, Negi suddenly finds his cheeks being pulled by Chachamaru, who seemed to glide across the roof. "EAAAAHHH!" Backing away, he tries again, only to have his forehead flicked once more, trying one more time, another flick, the third time, also a flick. "Ah… itai… eh!" Negi looks up to see Chachamaru standing towering over him, now he's a little close to tears.
"How was it? We magicians are defenseless will chanting, and to get to a point where you can, it'll take probably years upon years. Thus to cancel the incantation, the mages only need to be attacked, so the minister's role is to become the sword and shield of the mage." Glancing over to her side, Evangeline sees Chachamaru gives another bow. "In another word, someone without a partner can not defeat us!"
"W-what… THAT'S SO CHEATING!" Negi says with tears streaming down his face.
"IT'S NOT CHEATING!" The vampire shouts back smacking him on the head with a paper fan that appears out of nowhere. "Anyway, Chachamaru…"
"Hai master… my most sincere apology Negi-sensei…" The robot servant says as she takes a step towards the now almost crying child.
"E-eh?" In a flash, Negi finds himself in a head lock of the robot girl, and a very strong on at that.
"It's master's command…" Chachamaru says, her voice devoted of all emotion as she tighten her grip a bit.
"Fufufu… today has finally come…" Evangeline says as she smirk a triumphant smirk. "It's worth risking collecting the students' blood… Now I can remove the curse he put on me…"
"Eh?" Negi manage to choke out as he cracks open an eye to look at the vampire.
"I'd lost to your old man… the Thousand Master… he then limited my magic power…" By now, Evangeline is shaking so hard with rage that Negi is afraid she has some kind of disease or something. Just then, she grabs a fist full of Negi's shirt and pull's him forward, "… HE F+KING STUCK ME HERE FOR 15 F+KING YEARS, F+KING MAKING ME STUDYING IN THAT F+KING CLASSROOM WITH F+KING JAPANESE MIDDLE SCHOOL GIRLS! DO YOU F+KING EVEN F+KING UNDERSTAND MY F+KING PAIN?" (APH: WOW! IMAPPROPRIATE LANGUAGES!) (MX: …)
"AAAHH! EVEN IF YOU SAY THAT…! BESIDES… YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSE TO SAY ALL THOSE 'F' WORDS" Negi says in a sudden panic as he witness the scariness of someone who's stuck in a place for 15 years… an extremely insane place at that too.
"To remove this curse, I need the blood of his bloodline… namely… YOURS!" Evangeline screamed out the last part with her fangs growing out to about an inch long. "I'LL SUCK THEM OUT OF YOU UNTIL YOU'RE FREAKING DEAD! SMACK! AAAHH! WHO THE HELL DID THAT?"
"Ara… at least I made it in time…" Sarah says as she shoulders an extremely large paper fan. "Hmm… guess I don't have to eliminate you after all!" A heart flows out after the sentence as Sarah cooed sweetly… TOO sweetly in fact, which, dare I say, is very… unusual… (Another high pitch scream in the background MX: DAMN IT! TURN THAT THING OFF!) (APH: WHAT? IT'S FUNNY!)
"YOU!" Evangeline says as she suddenly falls on her butt and scoots as far away as possible. "Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-YOU! WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
"Well isn't that obvious… you tried to kill my charge… so…" Sarah chips before she flash a wicked grin with shadow covering her slit-pupil eyes, which gives off an unholy light that sent shivers down Evangeline's spine. "…I'm here to give you a mother of all spanking!" As if to prove her point, she hits her fan against her other palm once with a resounding SMACK!
"EEEEEHHH! WHY THAT?" Evangeline says as she hugs Chachamaru's leg with tears pouring out of her eyes. Said robot and a child teacher just watch on with question marks appearing on their head. "I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING YET!" Evangeline shouts as she turns on her puppy eyes, which fade as Sarah smacks the fan on her palm again, but then her eyes widen for a bit.
"Eh…?" Sarah suddenly turns around to look at a trail of smoke heading towards them. "I guess I'll have to save that for another time…"
"Eh?" The other three chorused, and their questions are answered in the form of a shout. "MATTE! YOU WEIRDOS!"
"Che… just a human… she's going to be the death of herself…"
"Don't be so sure…" Sarah says as she tilts her head a little with a wicked grin and her eyes closed.
"Self Entrapment…" Evangeline says as a purple barrier appears around her.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY ROOMMATE!" Asuna shouts before sending a flying kick towards the vampire, who finds to her surprise, it connects with her face… and it connects HARD!
'EHH! IT HIT…!' Evangeline thought with disbelief as she slid face first across the roof. Chachamaru appears by her side in a matter of second to check on her master as Evangeline slowly recovers from the kick. 'THAT IS UTMOST UNUSUAL! (Another high pitch scream in the background)'
"Eh? You're our class's Evangeline and Chachamaru…" Asuna says with a sweat drop on the back of her head.
"Ouch… dat burt…" Evangeline says as she touches her cheek, which is swollen for a good size.
"Ouch… that hurt…" Chachamaru repeats her master's sentence more clearly.
"I pit ny dongue…"
"I bit my tongue…"
"BOW I BAN'T BO ENDANTATIONS!" Evangeline whines as she turns chibi and shakes a chibi fist at Asuna.
"NOW I CAN'T DO INCANTATIONS!" Chachamaru says mimicking Evangeline's action, causing Asuna to sweat drop and Negi to stare at the two like they're psycho.
"Mou! Bit's albright!" Evangeline says to Chachamaru with a pat to the arm.
"Ah… hai master."
"Err… you two are weird you know?" Sarah asks as the corner of her mouth continues to twitch. "I don't ever recall you being like that for all those years we spend together…"
"I BON'T FORBET TIS! KAKUREMPAZA ABUNA!" Evangeline exclaims as she points an accusing finger at said girl.
"I WON'T FORGET THIS! KAGURAKAZA ASUNA!" Chachamaru exclaims, mimicking her master's action again before the two jumps from the roof simultaneously.
"AH! MATTE!" Asuna shouts as she rushes toward the end to find…
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WARNING! RANDOMNESS!
Evangeline and Chachamaru had just jump down from the roof top, but Lady Luck just isn't on Eva's side today, for she landed right onto a pile of shit…
"GAAAHH!"
"GAAAHH!" Chachamaru repeats Evangeline's action.
"GET DI PUFF!" Evangeline says as she starts to shake her left foot with her eyes wider than saucers.
"GET IT OFF!" Chachamaru says without mimicking her master's action… as even she knows a limit to things.
"AAAHH! BY ME?" Evangeline exclaims before she tries to step away from the pile of waste, only to slip on a banana pile and fall towards the said pile of waste. "GYAAAHH!" Extending her arms in the last second, Evangeline stops her descend a few centimeter from planting into the pile of dog waste.
"AAAHH! WHY ME? GYAAAHH… master, would you require some assistance?" Chachamaru asks and watch as Evangeline face fault, which is not a very wise thing to do…
"BU'RE BOT BELPING!" Evangeline exclaims shaking a chibi fist a Chachamaru with steam coming out of ears. "BOW I'M BOING DO VE BICK!"
"YOU'RE NOT HELPING… NOW I'M GOING TO BE SICK… master, I advise you reframe from screaming too much as you might inhale some of that… substance…"
"GYYAAAAHH! BHABHAMARU!" Evangeline's scream once again echo across the campus for many miles to come… but once again no one cares…
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Asuna sweat drops after witnessing the most unlucky thing happening to the vampire. Standing back up, she walks over to Negi, who's kneeling with Sarah beside him with an arm around him in a comforting post. "Ne, Negi-bouzo, you alright?"
"I… I'm sorry…"
"Negi-sama, you don't have to apologize…" Sarah says as she pats Negi's head with a small smile.
"…"
"Didn't I tell you that you shouldn't go play hero? I told you that you should come to talk to me!" Asuna says with a worried frown on her face. The frown only gets deeper as Negi continues to mumbles apologies.
"Negi-sama…?"
"I'M SORRY!" Negi exclaims as he burst from Sarah's arm, rush off the roof top, mount his staff and fly off towards the forest near the campus.
"AAH! MATTE!" Asuna exclaims as she also race to the edge of the roof top, except she didn't jump off. "WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?"
"It's alright…" Sarah says with a small worried frown on her face.
"HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?"
"I have a feeling…" Sarah says before she flashes Asuna a small reassuring smile. "… I have a feeling that, where ever he is heading… he'll find a relief better than both what you and I can offer…"
"…" Asuna just stare at the dark night at where Negi had disappeared to. "You better be right…"
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'What should I do? Everything that happens is because I'm here…' Negi thought as he tries to hold back the tears that are threatening to spill. 'It's all because of… me…'
The young magician continues to think about what he has to do as he continues to fly over a forest. 'Maybe I should go back to Wales… quit being a magician… and just stay with my sister… Eh?' Snapping his head up just time to see himself crash into a tree, which cause him to lose his balance, falls down the tree, and bump him head once all the while. "WWAAAAAAHH! ITAI! Should have fly higher… Ara… where's my staff…?"
Glancing around, the young mage starts to panic as he can't relocate his staff anywhere. "Eh… my staff…?" Standing up, Negi starts to walk away from his original position to look for his staff. "Err… this won't do… without my staff I can't do much magic… um… maybe I shouldn't have do that…? Um… okay… just don't panic… don't panic… just think straight… don't panic…"
Just then, a wolf howled into the night, scaring the already scared child even more. "AAHH!" Negi suddenly caught movement out of the corner of his eyes. Glancing over, he sees a siluette of something approaching. "…Okay… now I can panic… KYAAAAAAAHH! I'M DEAD! I'M DEAD! IT'S A BEAR! I'M DEAD!"
"Ara? Negi-bouzo?" The siluette says as it comes closer. The voice sounds very familiar to the child teacher.
"Ah… err… you're…"
"Ah, what are you doing here?" Kaede asks as she steps into the moon light, both her eyes opens with concern as she stares at the frightened child.
"AAHH! KAEDE NAGASE-SAN! I'M SAVED!" Negi exclaims before he charges into Kaede with a hug. "I'M SAVED I'M SAVED I'M SAVED!"
'Hmm…' Kaede thought as she comforts her teacher, a slight blush appearing on her face. Looking up into the sky, she watches as the moon disappears into the mountain. 'Wonder what could cause him this much trouble…'
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MX: Geez what was with that? You made 2-A look worse than the students in GTO.
APH: GT- whaaaaaat?
MX: Great Teacher Onizuka, mataku and you call yourself an anime fan!
APH: (bangs MX on the head with a mallet)
MX: Owie
APH: ANYWAYS! (clears throat) WELL! THAT'S FOR THIS CHAPTER! I'M GOING TO SAY THIS FIRST! VOTE FOR HOW YOU WANT SOYA TO APPEAR DAMN IT!
Soya: no one likes me… (Cry in a corner)
APH: …That's not good huh?
MX: … (Still somewhat crying…) no… body… reviews…
APH: Oh… that's very unusual… (Press a bottom and the high pitch scream appears)
MX: (Smack APH on the head with a fan) I SAID STOP THAT!
Eva: you're evil you know…
APH: (Nurses a bump) ah… a compliment from the Undying Mage? I'm flattered.
Eva: GAAAAHH! (Takes out a chain saw) I'LL KILL YOU!
Cha: As you can see, the author is being mutilated once again and the editor is busy helping my master, so Sarah will be relying the message…
Sarah: Anyway, to remind you once more, the Soya case is still on, and you better vote before a certain ghost dies again from dehydration! (points a finger at the still crying Soya) Still, thz for all those that supports the story so far! Do expect to get a glimpse ofmy path in probably the next chapter or the one after that. Depends on how the author is going to write it… and I guess I should help him before he actually dies… (walks over to the half mutilated author)
APH: NOT THE FACE! NOT THE FACE! NOT MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!
MX: dude, seriously? Oh, and we have one more things you reviewers need to decide on, whether or not you would like a entire update being something random, of course we wont do it immediately, sometime in the future when it'll reeeeeeeeealy piss you guys off or on a special occasion OR if the demand is high enough.
Fumika twins: SEE YOU NEXT CHAPTER!