"…My god! Finally! Practice is finished!"
The blonde lord knight collapsed onto the couch head first as the navy haired assassin cross sitting across her sighed heavily.
"It was bad enough we had to deal with Xeonhart's temper…well at least we got off easy. The extra crews had to work their butt off in the common room. Poor them, I bet they all collapsed on their bed in exhaustion."
Griever said as he tossed his script into the wastebasket behind him. It landed in a soft thump as he cleared a perfect shot.
"Nice shot."
"I'm not the top Assassin Cross for nothing. I can do other tricks you know."
"Now your just a show off."
He gave an it's-your-loss gesture as Julian stared at him whether to scold him or lecture him of his stupidity. Her thoughts were quickly cut off when the assassin got up from the couch.
"Where are you going Griever?" questioned the lord knight as Griever rubbed the back of his neck and gave yet another large sighs.
"Julian, they're men. Do you think the common room would be neat after they spent the night in there? If Sir Xeno comes in that room and sees this mess my head will fly off."
"……why do we get the hard jobs?"
"Dear valkyrie…"
"I knew it…"
Both of them stood in front of the room dumbfounded at the sight they are seeing. Bottles of wine cluttered throughout the floor and plates and cups scattered along with it. Not to mention some bits and pieces of what seems to be last nights dinner splattered throughout the mess also.
"Men! They're disgusting!!" Julian shouted, infuriated by the scene. Griever sweat dropped.
"You know Julian……I'm a man too…"
"You're a pervert."
"And I'm proud to be one!"
The assassin replied taking her insult as a compliment only to earn a daggering glare from her as she picked up a book that seemed to be poorly covered by brown paper. Griever, looking once at the book put on an alarming expression.
"Julian! Don't pick that up!" he shouted only to earn a puzzling look from the confused blonde.
"Why? I mean it's just a book…WHAT THE?!"
Her face went into a deep shade of red as she stared at the content of the book. Bunch of pictures of girls…wearing outfits that are shows so much that they would look much more proper in their undergarment. Some of them…didn't wear anything at all.
"WHAT IS THIS?! WHAT IN THE BLAZES IS THIS?!!!"
"That's what you call a porn book Julian."
"And they…ENJOY looking at this…vile stuff?!" The lord knight was now loss for words as she shut the book tight and threw it onto the floor.
"That's how men are Julian." The blued haired buddy said as he put a hand on his forehead. "It's not uncommon for men to hide these kind of books under their bed or in their closet. Honestly, did you really think the world was filled with kind and gentle men like your father?"
"……"
The lord knight death panned as she suddenly became interested at the floor. Griever, suspecting the worst, decided to see how dense and protected she was from reality.
"Julian…don't tell me…you don't' know the what sex is."
"……what?"
That was it, the assassin cross had enough. He wasn't going to leave his precious Julian out in the open not knowing what men could do to her. He put both of his hand on her shoulder, looking straight into her eyes with absolute devastation that even made Julian flinch a bit.
"Julian. I am going to get you a teacher to teach this stuff."
"W-what? Why? I mean do I really need to know-"
"YES YOU DO!!!"
"…okay…"
The next morning Julian walked down the hall with her arms folded thinking about what Griever had said to her last night and about the…book she saw.
"Do men really enjoy looking at those?…I should ask someone…someone who seems least suspecting to have one of those books…"
She thought as a list came up in her mind. Not Griever, judging from last night. Yue seemed innocent then again he's pretty evil at times…Richard seems like a good option…but since he has Yue as his captain there's no knowing on if he is completely innocent. Camus, Edward and Orpheus are out of question, they're too young. (or so what she thinks..) Keiki and Sir Xeno might be a good idea…
Her thinking was cut off when she saw a certain High Wizard walking down the hall carrying a large stack of books.
"Perfect! Xeonhart seems like one of the last person who would have….those books!"
How wrong she is. (A/N: We all know Xeonhart's inner mind…)
"Xeonhart!"
The high wizard stopped walking and turned around to see a certain blonde running toward him.
"Good morning Julian."
"Morning Xeonhart. Do you mind if you'll listen to my questions? Or are you busy?"
Xeonhart glanced at the stack books in his hand and then at Julian. How could he possibly turn down her request?
"No these books can wait. What are your questions?"
"Do you own one of those…" She shifted uncomfortably, glancing around to see if there was anyone else listening. "…porn books?"
That threw the high wizard completely off his guard. Unaware to the Lord knight, the stack of books he's currently holding in his hand was one of those…books that he was going to throw it out and burn. Quickly calming himself, not wanting to expose his secret, he gave one of his cold looks to her.
"Julian, are you implying I am one of those disgusting dogs who takes pleasure at looking at women who are almost wearing nothing?"
"N-no! I mean I just…" Julian quickly put her hands up at his response. "Just wondering that's all! I knew you couldn't possibly have them…I mean your…Xeonhart and all…"
"I see you are not as stupid as you seem. I shall compliment you on that."
"…but you still knew what these porn books had in them…even though I didn't say single word of the content of them…"
"!!!!!"
For a spit second his cold expression had dropped replacing with a nervous look. Luckily Julian wasn't paying attention.
"Julian how did you come across those books and who told you about this?"
"Oh, Griever and I went to common room to clean and I found the book lying on the floor. Then Griever told me about how men enjoy these stuff."
"…that Griever…I'll pay a visit to him…to show him the road to hell…" The silver haired wizard thought as his inner rage boiled to the limits. He was already struggling to keep his cold expression from collapsing.
"If that is all I'll be leaving."
"Wait! I have one more question!"
"……what is it?"
"What's sex?"
"#&??!!!"
His cold expression had finally collapsed as incomprehensible came out of his mouth. Xeonhart looked at Julian in absolute shock never in his life has he met a woman so INNOCENT!
"That makes her even more irresistible ."
"You! Subconscious or what ever! Shut up! Now is not the time!!"
After dealing with his other self he decided to take the best option.
Run
"UhIhavetogothrowawaythesebooksbye!" Xeonhart replied at he disappeared down the hall leaving poor Julian confused.
"What?"
Meanwhile the Assassin Cross what dealing a problem of his own. How to find a teacher to teach Julian these…stuff.
"Well maybe Oscar but definitely not Sir Xeno. He'll probably chop of my head if I ask him that. It has to be someone experienced….someone whose smart and unexpectedly knows this in detail…"
"Griever………" An icy voice came up behind him as Griever flinched. Not only could he hear the unmistakable anger in this voice but also an intense aura to kill him.
"Um…hi Xeonhart…nice day isn't it?" The assassin replied weakly at the high wizard towered over him, his hand crackling dangerously as one could see the electricity forming in his hand.
"Nice day my ass Griever. Tell me one reason why I shouldn't turn you into nothing but ashes this second?" His voice dangerously above his usual level as Griever sweat dropped.
"Well you can't expect her to not know this! She need to learn the reality before someone does something to her! You can't expect me to just watch her like this! You and I both know she's extremely attractive and it wouldn't be uncommon for men to be going after her sooner or later!!!"
"………." After several minutes of silent thinking the electricity forming in Xeonhart's hand disappeared. Griever sighed in relief as he sat down onto the floor.
"You may actually have a valid point there Griever…you unexpectedly have a good eye in those category…and here I thought you were just a mindless pervert."
"Thanks…hey! What do you mean by mindless pervert!" Griever shouted giving several seconds to have those words sink into his brain.
"As what I said Griever. You constantly nag Julian with your flirts and foolish talks. In my eyes your nothing but an idiot."
"…closet pervert." Griever whispered which struck a nerve in the high wizard.
"What was that?" A strange red glow began to surround him…
"Uh nothing!!! I'm gonna…uh…go out this uh lovely window now…um bye!!!"
"COME BACK HERE!!!"
Review time!!
Filir- I'm sure everyone wants Xeonhart's past…
Xeonhart: For the billionth time! There's nothing interesting you woman!!
Helmira- It's my job to make you laugh :D
FireyFlames- Oh I do remember your just gonna have to wait until the play starts…kekeke…
Steel Heart- Isn't that why we all love him?
Yumi Sakura- oh the thing is..she doesn't know…mwhahaha…
Dalisay-17- I updated!!!
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Next chapter is the on stage play! Would everything go smoothly. PROBABLY NOT!!!