Drew carried Meredith straight to Derek's Land Rover. As he placed her down the the back seat, he looked at her soft pale-blue skin. It was mainly her lips. Her lips were blue. Not good. Not what he wanted to see. He quickly climbed out of the back seat, and Derek threw him the keys and told him to drive. Derek climbed in the back seat, sitting at Meredith's head.

"I'm cold." She said as she shivered. Derek grabbed the emergency blanket from the back seat and covered her.

"I know, baby. I know. Don't move. You'll pump the cold blood from your arms and legs into the central circulation making your core temperature to drop even further." He said with worry. He looked down at her.

"Do you think I don't know that? I am a doctor!" She muttered. "I'm fine."

"Mer, you're not fine. You're blue!" He said with irritation. She was stubborn. It was one of her qualities he loved and hated at the same time.

"Fine." She moaned. "Not fine. Just a little Smurfy. But I don't want to go to the hospital..."

"We're going. We need to make sure the babies are okay." He said as he stroked her hair. She nodded. The babies...

Drew quickly pulled up in front of Seattle Grace. Derek climbed out and swiftly picked her up, holding her against him. He walked straight into the emergency area and into a trauma room. Derek grabbed a warming blanket and covered her quickly. Derek pulled out and oxygen mask and placed it on her face. She rolled her eyes. He sighed as he looked down, he skin was quickly turning it's normal pale shade.

"What's going on?" Dr. Bailey said as she walked in. "They say my attending has lost his mind."

"She's--" Derek started.

"I'm fine!" She said as she lifted the oxygen mask off her face. "Dumb-ass is trying to kill me." She muttered. "He tried giving me re-warming inhalation."

"Well, let me see here." Miranda said as he walked up. "She looks okay. Shepherd..." She said, shaking her head.

"The babies." He muttered. Derek quickly grabbed the doppler. He went to pick up her dress.

"Derek!" She spat as she pushed it back down. He looked, quickly remembering that she was not wearing panties.

"Um...Can you guys leave?" Derek said as he looked at them both. They both looked at him like he was crazy.

"I'm not leaving. Like I said, they claim you've lost your mind down here." Miranda said quickly. Derek looked worried. Meredith looked at everyone and shook her head.

"Dr. Bailey. I'm not wearing panties!" She finally admitted as she looked away.

"Oh." Miranda said in shock. "I'm just gonna..." She said as she walked out. Derek glared at Drew.

"What? It's nothing I haven't seen before!" Drew said with a chuckle. Derek and Meredith gave him the death glare. He quickly turned and walked out with Miranda.

"Mer, I'm so sorry." Derek apologized, once again. He walked around and shut the blinds. He slowly pulled up her dress and smiled. "And this is what got us into this mess." He muttered as he looked at her and then down at himself. She looked at his bulging slacks and gasped.

"Derek, look at your pants!" She said quickly as she looked at him.

"I know...see what you do to me." He said with a chuckle.

"No. Not that, your pants. Look at your pants." She said as she began to giggle. Derek looked down to see bodily fluid all over the front of his slacks.

"Oh god..." He muttered as he looked down.

"Yep, bet you're wishing you hadn't just whipped it out...right about now." She laughed.

"Do you think anyone noticed?" He asked as he continued to look down at himself.

"No. I don't know. No...Drew would have given you a hard time about it." She pointed out. He looked at her and nodded his head. He grabbed the jelly and squeezed it on her abdomen.

"You do realize that we are the only ones in the world that embarrass ourselves daily, right?" He said, shaking his head.

"I'm beginning to wonder..." She said with an agreeing giggle.

Derek pulled the machine over and sat on the stool. He looked down at her. What a mess he had gotten them into. An unbelievably embarrassing, dangerous mess. He pulled the doppler up and rubbed it on her swollen abdomen. They both let out sighs of relief when they heard the familiar whoosh whoosh sound of the twins.

"There they are..." He said as they looked at the screen.

"It looks like they're hugging." She said with a smile.

"It does, it really does..." He agreed as they both watched the screen.

"They won't do that long." Meredith pointed out quickly.

"No kidding. A brother and sister. We're in for a hell of a time." He said with a laugh.

"I can only imagine how your sisters felt having you around!" Meredith said loudly.

"I was a good brother!" Derek returned with an offended tone.

"Sure...that's why you threw their bras and panties out the window and into the front yard!" She reminded him.

"They told you?" Derek asked in shock.

"Uh huh!" She said with and evil grin.

"Yeah, well Drew was right along side me." He said as he pointed to the door.

"Sure...But he's younger. You probably made him do it." Meredith laughed. "You're a bad influence. Now I understand what happened to him..." She added with a giggle.

"Yeah, well they dressed me up in my mother's bra. Stuffed bra and a dress then paraded me around town. They took me to a football game. In a dress. I'm sure there is still that picture hung in the high school somewhere." He said with a frown. "And I had to hear it...daily."

"Oh my god! They didn't!" She laughed. He quickly nodded. "Well, I'm sure the high school girls thought it was adorable."

"Oh they did. Until I got to high school..." He said with a frown.

"Poor Derek..." She teased. "Well, if you'd been lucky in high school, maybe you wouldn't be here." She suggested.

"I wouldn't have it any other way." He muttered as he slid the machine away.

"Can I go home?" She asked with pleading eyes.

"I think you can..." Derek said as he looked her over one last time. "I just..." His eyes teared up. "I am so sorry. I really... I was scared. When I saw you, I panicked. All I could think was the worst."

Oh, Derek..." She said as she sat up and pulled him close. "I never worried. I knew you would get us out. You always save us." She said as he kissed him softly.

"Mer...I..." He stammered. "I'm just happy that we're okay." He finally said with a sigh.

"Me too." She said as she stood up. Derek opened the door to see Miranda and Drew standing there.

"She's fine. The twins are fine." Derek explained as he wrapped his arm around her.

"That's good." Miranda said with a smile. "And you are off tomorrow." She warned. Meredith began to pout.

"Actually, she's off for three days..." Derek said as he looked at them both. "Talk to Webber."

"What?" Meredith said in shock.

"You need it. No arguing!" He warned. She just shook her head and sighed.

"I think it's for the best." Miranda agreed. "And I have to ask...how the hell did you freeze? It's the middle of summer?"

"Um, Mer turned the air conditioning up to high!" Derek said quickly. It was lame. Even Meredith thought it was pathetic. Drew started to laugh.

"Uh huh..." Miranda laughed. "Why you laughing...you know, don't you?" She asked as she looked at him.

"I have my suspicions!" He told her. She looked at Meredith and Derek and rolled her eyes.

"You two are pathetic." Miranda said. "And you need to get your ass home and get some sleep. You look exhausted." She said to Meredith.

"That's where we're heading." Derek said as they walked out. "And Miranda...I'm not your attending anymore. Call me Derek." He said as he walked out. "Drew...you drive. You can stay at our house."

"Oh good. I was hoping to get into bed with Grey again." He laughed as he started the car.

"You insist on pushing it to the limits, don't you?" Derek said, shaking his head.

"Oh, and nice cum stain, man." Drew said as he began laughing hysterically.

"I have no idea what you're talking about..." Derek said sternly before he began laughing. Meredith shook her head.

"All my life I have been looking for a girl like that. And you snag her away." Drew said with a frown.

"Drew, he had me long before you came along." She said with a smile as she looked at Derek.

"Yeah, well he has it all. The career, the family, the hot kinky wife." Drew reminded him.

"I do. I really do." Derek agreed.

"Mmm." Meredith moaned as her mind drifted off.

"What?" Derek asked.

"Chocolate cover jalapeno and habanero peppers." She said with a smile.

"Seriously?" He asked, in shock.

"Uh huh." She said with a grin.

"Man, that's gross." Drew said, in shock.

"Stop at the first twenty-four hour grocery store." Derek told him.

"You are pathetic." Drew said, shaking his head.

"She's my girl." Derek said as he leaned over and kissed her. "And she's having my baby..." He sang out.

"If this is what marriage does to you...I'm never doing it." Drew said with a pathetic look.

"Nope. This is what happiness does to you..." Derek said with a grin as he pulled Meredith close.

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"You're seriously going to eat chocolate covered peppers?" drew asked at he watched her grab the fondue pot.

"Uh huh." Meredith said with a smile.

"You've lost your mind." Drew said as he pulled his jacket off and threw it on a chair.

"Pretty much." Meredith said as she began looking in the refrigerator. "Der, will you go check on Anna?" Meredith asked as she pulled out a the jar of pickles.

"Of course. That's where I was headed." Derek said as he walked out of the room. She waited until she heard him climb the stairs.

"Thanks, Drew." Meredith said softly as she watched the chocolate turn from a solid block into it's rich smoothness.

"For what? Saving your life?" He said with a chuckle as he watched her poke the stick into the pot.

"No. The other thing." She pointed out as she skewered a pepper.

"Oh. The guy..." He trailed off sadly.

How could he forget? The thought of keeping that secret from Derek sickened him. The only way he could justify it was by making sure that he protected her in Derek's place.

"It's no big deal. I mean, I can handle myself. I just... I don't want Derek to... He doesn't need the extra stress..." She muttered as she placed the chocolate covered hot pepper in her mouth.

"Oh, and you do..." He said, shaking his head. "My niece and nephew definitely don't need it." He grumbled.

"They are fine. I am fine!" Meredith spat.

"I don't like him!" Drew said frankly. "The guy is nervy..."

"I don't like him either." Meredith said frankly. "But I don't think that he would do anything. He's just a snake."

"I hope so. I hope you're right." He said, shaking his head. "That shit is gross." He said, pointing to the pepper.

"Try it." She said as he pushed the skewer to his face.

"Hell no, I'm not freaking crazy!" He said as he backed away. She grinned.

"Come on..." She said as she walked towards him.

"No!" He shouted. She quickly rounded the countertop and began to chase his down. He ran quickly to the sofa.

"Shit!" He yelled as she tackled him.

"Eat it!" Meredith shouted as she reached around and shoved the pepper to his mouth, covering his face in chocolate. He finally opened up and succumbed to the inevitable.

"Holy crap!" He yelled as he began fanning his mouth. Derek looked at them like crazy as Drew went running to the kitchen with Meredith on his back. "Water!" He yelled as he began filling his mouth with water from the sprayer.

"What is going on here?" Derek said as he looked at them. Drew turned around, his face beet red and full of the brown goodness that is chocolate.

"Oh god. I cannot leave you guys alone..." Her muttered as he stood there. Meredith slid down Drew's back and back over to the pot.

"Try one." Meredith said as she grabbed another pepper. He looked at Drew, who figured he wouldn't do it.

"Anything for my girl." He said as she placed the pepper in his mouth.

"Holy shit!" He yelled as he spit it out and ran to the refrigerator. "Milk..." He grabbed the milk, he opened it's top and filled his mouth.

"She's nuts, right?" Drew asked as he watched her down another pepper. "Those were the hottest peppers they had."

"I'm beginning to think she is nuts..." Derek said with a laugh as he wiped his face.

"Pickle?" Meredith asked as she looked at them.

"You can have my pickle." Drew said with a chuckle. Derek shot him a look.

"Oh how sweet of you. But I like my pickles whole. Not halves or quarters." She said quickly.

"Not nice." Drew said, feigning hurt. Derek gave her an impressed grin.

"That was harsh." He said with a nod and a grin.

"Yeah, maybe a little." She agreed as she chewed up her chocolate pickle. "Mmm, now that is good."

"I left a shirt and pants on the bed of the guest room for you." Derek said as he looked over at Drew.

"You're actually going to let me stay!" He said with a fake sound of complete and utter glee.

"For the night...yes." Derek quickly clarified. "Besides, you have to go back to New York soon, right?" He asked with a hopeful tone. Drew looked over at Meredith. he wasn't leaving. Not until he knew.

"Actually, I was going to stay here for awhile." Drew told him frankly.

"Seriously?" Derek asked. Drew nodded. "Why?"

"Derek..." Meredith said seductively with a grin, as she looked at him.

"Yes?" He asked.

"Me. You. Chocolate. Bed." She said as she grabbed her pot and walked up the stairs.

"Coming..." He said as he quickly trotted after her.

"Derek...I envy you!" Drew yelled as he shook his head. No sleep tonight, he knew that.

Meredith walked into their room holding her beloved pot. A fondue pot. She thought it was such a stupid wedding present. Now she was thinking not. Derek looked at her in amazement as she stood there, looking more sultry than ever.

"Get naked." She said quickly.

He looked at her with wide eyes. He loved it when she took control, although he would never admit it. She watched as he slowly pulled off it pants, throwing them across the room. She smiled.

"Shirt!" She demanded.

He slowly walked over to her and stopped in front of her. He bent down and began rubbing his hands up and down her body. She moaned as his hand slid up her thigh. He stood up and peeled his shirt off, throwing it aside with a grin.

"Boxers..." She said with a grin. He quickly pulled them off, allowing her a clear view of what was to come. "Lay on the bed!" She told him. He quickly jogged over and laid on their bed, his hands behind his head. "Close your eyes..." She told him as she neared. She quickly sat the pot on the bedside table and peeled of her clothing. She caught him peeking.

"Eyes closed!" She shouted.

He smiled as he closed them again. She grabbed the small ladle and drizzled the warm chocolate over his chest. He arched his back as he felt it's warmth. Her tongue began lapping the chocolate up.

"Oh...god..." He moaned as she drizzled chocolate farther down on his abdomen. He moaned as he felt her lips trail along his body, softly sucking. "Oh shit!" He moaned as she drizzled chocolate of his fully erect penis. Her mouth quickly covered him as she licked the chocolate off, swirling her tongue around his shaft. "Shit..." He moaned as she raked her teeth along him.

"Cum for me, Der..." She moaned as she increased suction. Her mouth trailed. He moved his hips. In. Out. Push. Pull. "Cum for me..."

"Oh...god...Mer...I'm---" He moaned. She smiled as she felt his warm fluid rush into her mouth along with the sweet chocolate. She smiled as she pulled her mouth away, wiping it on her arm. "You are amazing..." He moaned as he came down from his high. "And I am returning the favor!" He said as he rolled her over. He grabbed the pot of chocolate, which he rarely ate, and began drizzling. He swirling it around each breast, coving the nipple completely. She moaned as he mouth covered each, sucking hard.

"Oh..." She moaned as she she felt his tongue trailing her abdomen. He slowly spread her legs and drizzled her with warm chocolate. Her hips thrust as he covered her.

"Oh god..." She muttered as she moved her hips up, avoiding his prodding tongue. His hands softly rested on her legs, steading her as her moved his tongue across all the spaces that set her over the edge, sucking the chocolate into his mouth.

"Crap!" She muttered as she thrusted her hips reacting to the pleasure that was building. "Der--- Stop! I'm--- Oh..." She moaned as she released in his mouth, his suction increasing as the warm fluid flowed. Hi palate now finding the pleasure in the new erotic mixture.

"Mer..." He moaned as he ran his tongue over her soft baby bump, sucking on her naval.

"God Der..." She moaned as he moved towards her mouth, his erection rubbing hard against her. "Come on..." She moaned and as she ran her hands down his sides. "Please."

"What? What do you want?" He teased.

"Please, Der. Please. I need you..." She moaned. "I want you inside me..." She said with a smile. He returned it and gently spread her legs, thrusting his large shaft into her. Her fingers dug into his back as he pumped into her over an over. "Fuck me... " She screamed.

"Shhh." He whispered. She bit his shoulder to silence the pleasure she was feeling.

"Oh my god, Meredith." He moaned as he felt her heat surround him.

"Shit! Harder." She screamed as he pounded. "Harder, Derek. Come on!!" She yelled.

"Oh god..." He moaned as he pumped into her as hard as he could.

"Shit...I'm...oh..." She muttered as she spread her legs even farther. "Harder...deeper...harder!" She screamed.

"Cum for me..." He smiled as he drove harder with a grunt. "Cum for me, Mer..."

"Oh my..." She yelled as she felt the heat coming.

"I'm...oh..." He groaned as he released inside of her. Her warm fluids now surrounded his shaft as the cold water teased them both.

"Oh..." She moaned as she felt their fluid mix. They both rolled over, looking at the ceiling.

"I think I have a new found affinity for chocolate..." He said with a grin.

"Thank god! It finally stops!" Drew yelled from the other room.

"That was just round one!" Derek yelled back. They both began giggling as Meredith rolled back on top of him.

"I thought you were tired..." Derek said with raised eyebrows.

"I have three days to catch up..." She smiled as he began rocking on top of him. "And we are going to watch the sun come up...from right here."

Like I would really kill the babies...although I did do that once before... So it was porny, but we like porny, right? And Drew is sticking around. I think we all love Drew!