Naruto Chatroom

Disclaimer- I don't own Naruto, but he will get owned if he keeps bugging me for ramen.

Naruto: ...-gulp-

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kyuubikid19: holy crap! Itachi!

akatsukisharnigan: hey, you're the Kyuubi our organization needs, but since today's my day off, I'll let you live.

kyuubikid19: YAY!! I get to live!

sandemon6: Itachi...

superkittykunoichi: -sings randomly- jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg...

sandemon6: ...

akatsukisharnigan: ...

kyuubikid19:o0

superkittykunoichi: what? It's not my fault I like to be random.

emosharnigan has signed in

superkittykunoichi: oh, great. Emo freakazoid is here -.-

emosharnigan: shut up! Now, where was I...oh, yeah. Itachi, I will kill you!

akatsukisharnigan: foolish little brother...

superkittykunoichi: yeah, yeah, you're too weak, yadda yadda yadda, lack hatred, yadda yadda yadda! we all know the drill, and it's getting on my nerves.

sandemon6: I can't believe I'm gonna say this, but I agree. This discussion of yours is overrated.

akatsukisharnigan: fools.

emosharnigan: hn...

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kyuubikid19: hey! It's Hinata, Sakura and Neji! HI:3

byakugangirl: k-konichiwa N-Naruto-kun

cherryblossom1: OMG!!! it's Sasuke-kun!

emosharnigan: crap...

superkittykunoichi: -mutters- you mean sasugay.

akatsukisharnigan: ku ku ku...

cherryblossom1: shut the hell up, you baka!

superkittykunoichi: wench

cherryblossom1: kaede-teme

superkittykunoichi: gaki

cherryblossom1: kitty litter

superkittykunoichi: -gasp- TAKE THAT BACK!!!!!!!!

cherryblossom1: NEVER!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!111one

byakuganmaster: ...-sweatdrops-

superkittykunoichi: you'll repent ever being born, Sakura!

byakugangirl: p-p-please, Kaede-chan, Sakura-chan, can't you-

superkittykunoichi has logged off.

byakuganmaster: well, knowing her, she won't sit down in her room and brood all day.

kyuubikid19: yeah, last time anyone dared call her that, 5 minutes later they found him dangling over a pit full of lions.

akatsukisharnigan: ku ku ku, this should be interesting...

emosharnigan: I recommend you flee the country, Sakura.

cherryblossom1: puh-leeze, what could that baka possibly do? Track me down and, uh, Kaede? Is that a bazoo-

cherryblossom1 has been disconnected

byakugangirl: th-that can't be g-good...

byakuganmaster: I told her so.

kyuubikid19: I wonder if the bazooka was Fluffy...

emosharnigan: Naruto, WTF?

kyuubikid19: it's her bazooka! Believe it!

sandemon6: and that's another thing I didn't need to know.

kyuubikid19: where were you during the fight, Gaara?

sandemon6: I got bored and slept with my eyes open. I just woke up.

superkittykunoichi has signed in

byakugangirl: K-Kaede-chan, w-what happened to S-Sakura-chan?

superkittykunoichi: oh, nothing. Let's just say she's sleeping with the fish tonight -purrs evilly-

akatsukisharnigan: note, never make the hanyou angry.

Meanwhile, in a random abandoned building...

"KAEDE, YOU WILL PAY YOU BITCH!!!", screamed a very angry Sakura, who was dangling upside-down over a piranha-infested pit. Suddenly, a piranha jumped up high and nearly caught her head, "OH SHIT!!"

Hi, hi! I just got a randomly good idea! If you submit a review with the randomest thing you could possibly think of, I'll pm the best idea and the person who submitted it will have a chance to appear on the fic!

Itachi: Great. More crazy people.

Me: -pulls out Fluffy- say you-know-what, and I'll spare your life.

Itachi: O.O ok, ok. R&R. Now get that bazooka off my face.