A/N: Hey so um.. this is our first fanfic. I, being Vicki, get to write chapter 1, and Shelby gets to write chapter 2. Which means all of the odd numbered chapters will be written by me, and the evens written by Shelby. Get it?
Ok now this fanfiction features assist trophies. We needed more people for... important issues... *cough cough* love interests *cough* SOMEBODY (Shelby) insists that nearly everyone has a lover. These assist trophies will be: Lyn, Saki, Kat and Ana, Jeff, Mr. Resetti, and maybe the appearance of some nintendogs. If you don't know these people, I suggest you look them up so you're not completely confused. If you're too lazy, I totally understand. Just try to keep up.

Another thing,
WE KNOW SAKI IS A BOY! But come on, he's got boobs and a ponytail and very feminine legs! I'm sure most of you thought he was a girl anyway. In this fanfiction Saki will be a GIRL. OK!? If you don't like it then review. We probably won't listen to you anyway. We need Saki to be a girl, ok?! BACK OFF!
Please enjoy.

Also, please forgive me for my poor skills on figuring out Mario and Luigi's accent.

Oh and I know we're supposed to do something like "We don't own the characters or any Nintendo stuff blah blah blah." you know we don't own anything right? That's not going to appear anywhere else.
We're all just nerds who thought this would be fun. Nerds are cool, don't worry. Power to the Players :D
Reviews are appreciated. Thank you. -Vicki

Hey so this is Shelby! I realize up there you probably think Vicki is on crack or something. I want to inform you that she is not and that sometimes she just gets a tad overworked.

Thanks

~Shelby

*______________Chapter_1___________________*

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|Dear Mario,
| I would be
|honored if you
|and Luigi would
|join me for a
|picnic. Please
|come to the
|castle for lunch
|today.
| -Princess
| Peach ________

Mario and Luigi walked down the dirt path that led to Peach's castle.

"I'm so-a hungry!" Luigi whined.

"We're-a almost there," Mario assured him, "You can-a see the roof from-a here."

Luigi pulled his hat back and looked up. "What are we-s waiting for? Let's-a-go!" He said and ran in the direction of the castle.

Mario shook his head and quickened his pace. It was too hot to run. Luigi was no where in sight when he reached the stone bridge that lead to the castle door. He must have gone inside, Mario thought to himself. He was almost to the door when a Goomba popped out of the bushes and knocked him over. Mario picked himself up and quickly jumped on its head. What is a Goomba doing here? he wondered. His question was suddenly answered when two Koopas jumped out and grabbed both of his arms. Mario tried to tug his arms away but the Koopas only tightened their grip.

Bowser opened the door and stepped out in front of him. Mario noticed two Goombas holding Luigi's statue inside before the door closed.

"How many of those notes do I need to write before you realize I sent them?" Bowser chuckled.

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Pit sat in his room, fiddling aimlessly with an arrow. He had nothing else to do. He was too lazy to go out and train again. There was no point anyway. He had no one to fight. And the targets never fought back. They just stood there, awaiting their demolition patiently, willingly even. Pit flopped backwards onto his bed and let out an exasperated groan.

"So BORED!" he mumbled to himself. "I'm an angel boy living in some palace that's randomly floating in the clouds, and yet I still don't have a life."

He heard someone laugh quietly in his doorway. He lifted his head to see one of the centurions leaning against the doorframe.

Pit sat up. "Do you need something?" he asked the soldier.

"We're all waiting for you. Did you forget about target practice?" He asked.

Pit rolled back onto the bed. "I don't wanna go." He pouted.

"You've been so moody lately! You're not going through puberty or something are you?"

Pit glared at him.

The centurion started to back out of the room. "If you don't want to be here," he said, "then why don't you just leave?" He flapped his wings and flew into the hallway.

Pit sat up, grumbling to himself. Why couldn't he just leave? Why didn't he? He could if he wanted to right? He didn't think twice. He jumped off of his bed and walked over to a large chest against his wall. He pulled out a quiver full of neon blue arrows. Then he picked up his bow. He stood up and ran out of his room. He didn't stop running until he reached the large door on the other side of the building. He took a deep breath and spread his wings apart. The doors opened and he let himself fall out into the clouds beneath.